Mr Muffin has been looking for a ‘new’ car for months, but each one he sees has something wrong. Upholstery, colour, mileage, dings. All sound like girlie reasons not to close the deal. Last week h… more →
Dusty Muffinmisterlou wrote 1 month ago: You know, you’re a real jerk. (ambiguous) Why, what did I do now? (attempt at clarification) I … more →
misterlou wrote 1 month ago: Words are bold, sometimes writ large so we don’t miss them they shout loud to us young people … more →
misterlou wrote 1 month ago: A meme from Velvet Verbosity: Funny thing, fire. We use the word for so much. He’s on fire, … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 4 months ago: Mr Muffin has been looking for a ‘new’ car for months, but each one he sees has something wrong. Up … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 4 months ago: Last July I speculated on the launch of new dog food flavours as the recession kicked in. Husky Gril … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 8 months ago: It’s nine o’clock and the radio is playing happy music in the background. The sun is playing with … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 8 months ago: A friend asked me if I knew why non-whites are referred to as non-swimmers. “Duh. Because they can’ … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 8 months ago: I renewed my driver’s licence last week, and while waiting for the photographer, I looked at the mug … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 8 months ago: I seldom read Christian fiction, but I was told that I must read this book. I was told that it’s so … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: The road glistens from the night rain. Droplets splash up onto my legs as the wheels slice through t … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: “So what’s this global economic meltdown all about then?” I heard someone asking an actuary. “Well … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: It’s 2am and your Beer Goggles have 20/20 vision. Your ex becomes irresistible, and you must tell hi … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: The supermarkets haven’t started with ‘Mary’s Boy Child’ yet, but the bling is out in all its glory … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: Goodman’s daughter was mugged last week. She lost her her cellphone and R100. “They were very poli … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: We watched a B-Grade movie last night, where there were a lot of extra-marital doings. I trust Mr M … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: Our matric class is having its 25th reunion, and it’s my job to find everyone. Just gotta love the … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: I see new couples holding hands. I see the chemistry. The unspoken sexuality in their eyes. The l … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: Have you ever noticed that the shoppers in hardware stores and nurseries aren’t as grumpy as those i … more →
Dusty Muffin wrote 9 months ago: The bottom of a handbag must be one of the filthiest things around. You see handbags on floors of re … more →