Da ich hier ja über jeden unserer Schritte geschrieben habe, die wir unternahmen um “Kill Bill” zu schweden, halte ich es für meine Pflicht, euch auch das hier mitzuteilen:

WIR HABEN EINE 13 DAFÜR BEKOMMEN

UND

SIND DAMIT DER

BESTBENOTESTE FILM DES KURSES!

Yiey, wirklich ein Grund zum Feiern. Allerdings wird es jetzt erst recht Zeit, dass die Anderen unseren Film sehen. Sonst glauben die noch, wir hätten diese 1 für die unbearbeitete Rohfassung mit schlechtem Ton bekommen.

Soru, İstanbul Üniversitesi İşletme Fakültesinin İşletme Matematiği
kitabından gerçek bir alıntıdır. Hiç dokunulmadan ve yorumsuz şekliyle
verilmiştir:

Kitap Adı: İşletme Matematiği
Yazar: Prof. Dr. Müh. Yılmaz Tulunay

Sayfa: 173 Soru :

Amerika’ya lisansüstü çalışmalar yapmak üzere giden Mehmet, iki kız
arkadaş edinmiştir. Bunlar Mary ve Nancy’dir. Mehmet’e göre;

a-) Mary olgun bir kızdır ve klasiklerden zevk almaktadır. Böyle bir
yerde onunla 3 saat birlikte olmak 12 dolara mal olmaktadır. Diğer
taraftan Nancy daha çok popüler eğlenceleri yeğlemektedir. Onunla böyle
bir yerde 3 saat birlikte olmanın maliyeti de 8 dolardır.

b-) Mehmet’in bütçesi gönül işlerine ancak ayda 48 dolar ayırmasına olanak
vermektedir.
Ayrıca, derslerinin ve çalışma koşullarının ağır oluşundan dolayı, kız
arkadaşlarına en fazla ayda 18 saatlik süre ve 40.000 kalorilik enerji
ayırabilmektedir.

c-) Mary ile her buluşmasında 5.000 kalori enerji harcayan Mehmet, Nancy
için bunun iki katını harcamaktadır. Eğer Mehmet’in Mary ile buluşmaktan
beklediği mutluluğu 6 birim ve Nancy ile buluşmaktan beklediği mutluluğun
da 5 birim olduğunu biliyorsak, mutluluğunu maksimize etmek isteyen
Mehmet’in sosyal yaşamını nasıl planlaması gerekecektir?

Grafik ve cebirsel yoldan bulunuz.

BİR ÖĞRENCİNİN CEVABI:

Sayın Hocam, Bu Mehmet şerefsizi buradan Amerika’ya lisans üstü çalışma
yapmaya gitti de herifin s…nin derdi bize mi düştü? Biz burada tahsili
bırakıp karıya, kıza dalsak bizi de böyle ballandıra ballandıra kitaplara
yazar mısın? Neyse geçelim sorduğunuz sorunun cevabına;

a-) Bi kere bu Mehmet ibnesinde iki hatuna ayrı ayrı zaman harcayacak g..
de, para da yok, sıkarrrr. Ayrıca dünya piyasalarında saati 100 dolardan
açılıp minimum 50 dolara kadar düşen tarifeler göz önüne alındığında, 3
saati 12 dolarlık ya da 3 saati 8 dolarlık karılardan hayır gelmez.
Muhtemelen Mary 68, Nancy 79 yaşındadır ve ikisinin de bu güne kadar
yattıklarının haddi hesabı yoktur. Bu durumda Mehmet’in hem vakit darlığı,
hem kadınların hali, hem de para yokluğu sebepleriyle bu iki orospuyla
grup seksi yapması gerekir.
b) Mehmet’in bütçesi (bu gönül işi tabirini ben anlamadım)sevişmek için
ayda 48 dolara yetiyorsa zaten bu o…..çocuğunun mastürbasyon yapması
daha uygun olur. Böylelikle iki ay para biriktirip bu çuvalların yerine
doğru dürüst bir karıya zıplar ve ayırdığı 40.000 kaloriyi hakkıyla
harcar.
Ama siz bu cevabı kabul etmeyeceğiniz için şöyle cevap verelim; Mehmet’in
bütçesi 48 dolara yettiği için ancak grup seks yapılacağından pazarlıkla
miktar iskontosu alınır ve bütçe rahatlatılır.Böylelikle ayda ayırdığı
saati 3 saate bölersek 6 kez yapmış olur ve her sevişmede 40.000/6= 6700
(yaklaşık) kalori harcar. Bu hayvan bir seferde kesintisiz 3 saat
zıplayabiliyorsa zaten Amerika’da kalması ve buralara dönmemesi hepimiz
için hayırlı olur.
c-) Mehmet Mary ile her buluşmasında 5.000 kalori harcıyorsa yukarıdaki
hesaba göre Nancy’ye sadece 6.700 – 5.000 = 1.700 kalori kalır ki bu da
Nancy gibi falafoş bir motoru sadece gıdıklar. Bu durumda birinden 6,
diğerinden 5 birim zevk alan Mehmet’in Mutluluğunu maksimize etmesi için
kendisini de birilerine d..dürmesi gerekir.
Sonuç olarak bu işe alışan Mehmet’in bundan sonraki sosyal yaşantısını
kaşarlı bir ibne olarak planlaması gerekir. Bu sayede ayda 48 dolar
tasarruf sağladığı gibi üste para da kazanarak bütçeyi de düzeltir.

Saygılarımla arz ederim.

La Ligue de l’enseignement 13 – Fédération des AIL recrute

un vacataire lecture

pour l’Etablissement pour mineurs de Marseille La Valentine.

Poste à pourvoir immédiatement

2 demi journées par semaine à l’EPM + complément horaire possible en BCD ou en centre social à Marseille

13,42 euros brut de l’heure

Environnement de travail :

une salle de documentation d’une dizaine de places intégrée dans un établissement pénitentiaire d’une cinquantaine de places un fonds d’environ 1500 ouvrages

Missions :

· Accueil du public/Aide à la recherche documentaire/Renseignements et orientation

. Responsabilité de la salle de documentation : organisation et gestion des collections.

· Traitement des collections (indexation, catalogage…) en collaboration avec la Bibliothèque de l’Alcazar

· Gestion des abonnements de périodiques

· Conception et mise en œuvre d’animations autour de la lecture en collaboration la Bibliothèque de l’Alcazar

Compétences requises

Expérience sur un poste de médiation de la lecture ou de lecture publique ou scolaire

Formation aux métiers du livre

Connaissance en informatique documentaire et pratique d’un logiciel de bibliothèque

Intérêt pour les publics adolescents

Qualités requises

Qualités relationnelles (notamment pour l’accueil du public éloigné de la lecture publique)

Sens du service public et du travail en équipe

Polyvalence

Contacts : Fédération des AIL colette.delhommeau@fail13.org et hboireau@mairie-marseille.fr

Source : IUT d’Aix

Então, aqui estou eu no meu segundo post, e essa da foto seria a Dra. Remy Hadley, ou Thirteen, minha personagem favorita, interpretada por Olivia Wilde*-*

Tem gente que não vê nada nela, ou que a odeia por ela ser bissexual, mas E DAÍ?! Eu amo, e ponto. Eu disse que colocaria meus vícios por enquanto, e já que começamos com House, continuaremos na série.

Pois bem, ela é casada com Tao Ruspuli, que é ítalo-americano, e tem um título papal de príncipe. Os dois fugiram e se casaram no castelo da família dele (que pobre, tadinho), em Vignanello (pertinho de Roma). Além de ter cidadania americana, ela também tem a irlandesa, e é vegetariana. Enfim, vou tentar melhorar meus posts, que estão muito fraquinhos. E decidi colocar em ingles também, afinal, meus amigos não se restringem à esse país :*

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So, here i am writing my second post, the person in the picture is Dr. Remy Hadley, or Thirteen, played by Olivia Wilde. There are people that hate her because she’s bisexual, but SO WHAT?! I love her, and thats it. I said i would post my addictions for now, and we started with House, so let’s keep the subject, shall we?

Well, Olivia’s married to Tao Ruspuli, who is Italian American. They got married at his castle (poor boy), in Vignanello (close to Rome). She is half Irish, and a vegan.

Anyway, my blog is kinda weak, but im sure I’ll get better with time.

It’s thanksgiving on House and everyone is thankful for pretty much nothing. The whole team is almost back. Chase, Foreman, 13 and Taub are all working on the case this week.

photo from spoilertv.com

The medical story this week is about an exceptionally brilliant man who hates being brilliant. Such a hardship, right? The first diagnosis is TTP. The test comes up positive so they remove his spleen. Way too easy. So, of course, more issues pop up. Chase and Taub search his house and find a hidden bottle of vodka. They think he’s an alchy, but is really a different drug addict. He is addicted to cough syrup. Long term cough syrup abuse apparently lowers your IQ. See, he met his wife when he was in the hospital on narcotics after attempting to commit suicide by jumping into a dumpster. Because his wife’s IQ is closer to a gibbon’s than his, he doesn’t love her unless he’s dumb. Because of this, he decides he is going to keep robotripping to make himself nice and dumb because he thinks thinking is unpleasant and he’d rather be happy than smart. The doctor’s initial diagnosis of TTP was indeed correct, so why didn’t the initial spleenectomy work? Because when he jumped into the dumpster his spleen split into many pieces and the doctors only removed one. Remove them all and he’s free to go on living not up to his potential.

Cameron has moved to Chicago, so everyone is trying to get Chase some psychiatric help. Chase says there is no chance that he and Cameron will ever reconcile. Too sad to be true. Chase takes out his anger on House by using his face as a punching bag.

photo from spoilertv.com

House decides that he is going to break up Cuddy and Lucas. He is doing everything he can to prove to Cuddy that he has changed. It’s really very sweet. He is volunteering clinic hours, being nice to his patients – or paying them to act like he was nice to them. He goes to extreme measures to get invited to thanksgiving dinner at Cuddy’s sisters house. Eventually, Cuddy invites him, but gives him the wrong address. I don’t know whose house she led him to, but she told the house sitter to give him a turkey sandwich. I don’t think there is any possible way I could have been more mad at Cuddy. Seriously, she couldn’t be a meaner person and this was the saddest thing in the world.

After this debocale, House breaks into Lucas’ house and gets drunk. He confesses his love for Cuddy and says that Lucas and her aren’t right together. Cuddy shows up at House’s the next day to tell him that Lucas broke up with her because he didn’t realize how much there was between them and he didn’t want to be in the middle of it. Well, Cuddy is full of big fat lies this week and this was another big fat lie. They didn’t break up and House catches on to this, of course.

photo from spoilertv.com

Taub’s wife is pissed that he took back his job with House again. She’s mad because he’s back to doing “grunt work” and dips out on his wife every two seconds. Taub lies to her and pretends to be a badass and says that he punched House. That seems to make her magically happy.

Next week on House, Wilson treats a dying friend and Lucas and Cuddy move in together. How about, Lucas and Cuddy break up?

12h04 – 13º Salário

12h35 – Urbanidades – Violência no Trânsito

13h30 – Tempero da Terra – Bolinho de Peta

– Sabe Como? – Dengue

– Essa Casa Tem História – Casa de Cultura de Irati

– Serviços Públicos – Polícia Rodoviária Federal

– PR399 – São Mateus do Sul

– Tá na Lei – Eleição de Diretores

14h00 – Tribunal de Contas ao vivo

16h30 – Onde Você Estava? – II Guerra Mundial

– Aqui é Assim – ALEP

– O Dono da Rua – Victor Ferreira do Amaral

– Sabe Como? – CHN nova

– Tempero da Terra – Vinhos Artesanais

– Tá na Lei – Sociologia e Filosofia nas escolas

17h40 – Reportagem Especial – São Mateus do Sul

18h00 – TelejornAL ao vivo

18h30 – Assembleia em Debate – Enade

19h10 – Essa Casa Tem História – Casa de Artes de Ibiporã

– Aqui é Assim – Trâmite de Projetos

19h30 – É Seu Direito – 13º Salário

20h10 – Sessão Solene de Homenagem ao Dia da Consciência Negra

21h30 – Urbanidades – Violência no trânsito

22h30 – Tempero da Terra – Bolinho de Peta

– Sabe Como? – Dengue

– Essa Casa Tem História – Casa de Cultura de IRati

– Serviços Públicos – Polícia Rodoviária Federal

– PR399 – São Mateus do Sul

– Tá na Lei – Eleição de Diretores

23h00 – Cine Pinhão – Café do Teatro

23h30 – Reprise TelejornAL

– Perfil Parlamentar – Ney Leprevost, Luiz Accorsi, Edson Strapasson, Edson Praczyk

i love them…

love their 3 songs…

love…

so proud of them…

and i think that SJ must love these 3 songs so so so much!!!

just so cute^^!!!

it shows ELF’s love for SJ!!!

love you guys, love you so muchhhhhhhh!!!

E.L.F Zone – The 1st fan album

S.J13:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvc2OY0Il0Y

Everlasting Friend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSq6H5Z7ilI

Sapphire Blue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQoORsydtyQ

If you have time, please listen to it!!!

This is all E.L.F’s love for SUJU!!!

Someone on the HikiCulture FaceBook group shared a link to this New York Times article about a thirteen-year-old boy from Brooklyn, New York who spent a total of 11 days in a subway station. The boy happened to have Asperger's Syndrome (like myself), which can lead some people to become highly reclusive and anti-social.

I thought I'd share this article since it's not very often that Asperger's is mentioned in major newspapers such as the New York Times.

PS. Thanks for the link Theo.

Posted via email from HikiCulture – A Forum For Reclusive People (and Hikikomori) {HikiCulture.Com Site Blog}

The first mention is from JoBlo.com which talked about the remake of ‘The Crow’ and how the creator didn’t think Jason was goth enough for the role of Draven.  I’ve never seen the original, but I know Brandon Lee who played Draven was accidentally killed on the set by a dummy bullet.  It was big news back then.  I don’t see Jason as a goth rock musician either.  But then again, people didn’t think Heath Ledger would pull off the Joker.  Hmmmm….

The other brief mention is oddly enough about Mezzi briefcases used in Hollywood films.  They are featured in Jason’s yet to be released ‘13′.  I don’t have a picture of Jason with any briefcases during the production of ‘13′, but I do have one of him carrying some type of bag.

Ambos estavam fracos demais para andar. O menino choramingava dia e noite, chamava pela mãe, às vezes delirava e pedia, em estado de transe, para que o pai não lhe batesse.

“Eu não quero morrer!…”

O chefe, exausto, olhava o corpo fraco do seu colega de classe, fedia. “Viado”, pensou. Com alguma dificuldade, sentou-se na cadeira que agora ficava de frente para a janela do sótão. Alguns zumbis pareciam não ter mais do que ossos sujos de tecido podre. Até quando continuariam andando? Era possível, sim, que aquele pesadelo estivesse próximo do final. Que após quatro meses de perambulação macabra os ossos todos tombassem ao chão como na implosão de uma cidade. Como se o cruel mentor daqueles seres, tendo atingido seu objetivo, desligasse-os da tomada. Sim, era possível, ele só precisava aguardar, esperar mais um pouco, aguentar.

No entanto, seu corpo mostrava sinais de extrema fadiga. Às vezes ele tremia involuntariamente, temia perder o controle. Estavam há dois dias sem comer.

O menino fungou mais uma vez, encolhido num canto. “Não… não… pai…”. Tão silencioso quanto pôde, o chefe desceu da cadeira. E obstinado rastejou até o menino.

La Commune d’AUBAGNE recrute

UN ADJOINT DU PATRIMOINE DE 2ème CLASSE (H/F)

Agent polyvalent de la Médiathèque

(par voie de mutation, détachement, liste d’aptitude ou à défaut contractuelle)

Missions :

Au sein de la Médiathèque, et d’une équipe de 25 personnes, vous avez pour mission d’accueillir un public varié et de participer à la vie de la structure. La Médiathèque compte 4 secteurs : Espace Adultes, Espace Jeunesse, Espace Musique-Cinéma et Médiabus. Le poste est polyvalent sur ces différents secteurs, en fonction des besoins et contraintes.

Accueil du public : inscription des lecteurs, recherche de documents, renseignements

Prêt et retour des documents : 250 000 prêts par an

Reclassement des fonds et rangement

Traitement des documents : enregistrement, équipement, petites réparations (7000 documents traités par an)

Participation aux acquisitions

Participation aux animations : accueil de groupes, crèches, écoles, collèges et lycées, animations thématiques transversales « Journée du Livre Enfance- Jeunesse, Festimôme ».

Profil :

Formation aux métiers du livre ou expérience souhaitée dans le domaine du livre et de la lecture

Intérêt pour la littérature y compris la littérature jeunesse et goût pour la lecture

Bonne culture générale et goût pour l’animation

Maîtrise de l’outil informatique

Sens de l’accueil du public (en particulier les enfants jusqu’à 15 ans)

Capacité à travailler en équipe et faculté d’adaptation

Ponctualité

Travail jusqu’à 18 heures ou 19 heures

Emploi du temps : du mardi au samedi (travail un samedi sur deux).

Poste à pourvoir le : 1er janvier 2010.

Adresser lettre de motivation manuscrite + curriculum vitae détaillé avec photo avant le 14/12/09 à :

Monsieur le Maire

Direction des Ressources Humaines

Boulevard Jean Jaurès

13400 – Aubagne

Remplacement bibliothécaire jeunesse à Salon

GRADE Assistant de conservation de 2e classe

CATÉGORIE : B

MISSIONS PRINCIPALES

~ Encadrement du personnel (d’une section).

~ Contacts avec l’extérieur : valorisation des actions de la bibliothèque.

~ Constitution et évolution des collections (sous la responsabilité du responsable de l’établissement : catalogage, indexation).

~ Participation aux travaux quotidiens de l’établissement : accueil du public, opérations de prêt/retour, renseignements aux usagers.

~ Bonnes relations avec le milieu enseignant pour la mise en place des animations en direction du public scolaire (classes primaires).

~ Bonnes relations avec les associations du quartier.

~ Préparation des animations.

CONDITIONS DE TRAVAIL

Horaires

~Utilisation de l’outil informatique pour la saisie des informations liées à la constitution du fonds, pour les renseignements donnés aux usagers.

~Mardi au vendredi : 10 h – 19 h

Samedi : 10 h – 17 h

Total hebdomadaire (retenu en commun : 36 h 15)

SAVOIR FAIRE

~Une bonne formation bibliothéconomique (en fonction du secteur d’intervention jeunesse).

~Maîtrise des outils de gestion informatiques

(logiciel Orphée)

SAVOIR ÊTRE

~Une aptitude au travail en équipe.

~Bonnes relations avec le public.

Savoir répondre à ses attentes et exigences.

Le poste est à pourvoir pour assurer un remplacement, dès à présent jusqu’à la mi-Juin 2010.

Personne à contacter :

Monsieur PLATERO – Directeur de la Bibliothèque Municipale de SALON DE PROVENCE

04 90 56 74 16

Source : IUT d’Aix

not very productive this week…

[check out the whole list here!]

goal #13, no fast food:
still doing well on this one. yay!

goal #14, no soda for a year:
easy peasy. done and done. (3/131)

goal #23, go hiking twice a month for a year:
drew and i took on north mountain this weekend and it was amazing. so beautiful. we took the main trail up but then came down the back way, which was much more rough and natural. the weather was absolutely gorgeous. (1/2 times for 1/12 months)

goal #33, compliment at least one stranger every day:
working at starbucks makes this goal a lot easier.  (21/1001)

goal #64, buy something from etsy once a month:
bought this piece today.  love it. can’t wait for it to come in! (1/33 months)

goal#76, check account for spending twice a week:
it wasn’t a great week for me spending wise. i did do pretty well though! and i returned that pair of shoes i got from target last week, so that was exciting!  (2/2 times for 3/131 weeks)

goal #81, wash hair using the no-poo system for a month:
hair FINALLY dried out. i didn’t wash it at all this week! pretty disgusting, but i love it. will wash it today, promise. yayayayayay! i think that i shall keep it up!  (3/4 weeks)

goal #94, blog twice a week:
i did it. awesome. (2/2 times for 3/131 weeks)

goal #95, watch 25 movies from IMDB’s Top 250 list:
posted about the movies i want to see. have yet to watch any of them. baby steps, baby steps! (0/25 movies)

goal #97, update list once a week:
that’s what this post is for! (3/131)

Happy Birthday to Me!
Today is my Birthday (November 23, 2009),
starting today, I’m already 13 years old.

~SeraphiPod

För tretton år sedan föddes Oscar. På väg in till BB i Borås fick jag en ordentlig värk, då klappade Sofia, då tre år, mig på axeln och sa: Det går över mamma…

Och det gjorde det, det gick fort över. En halvtimma efter att jag hade kommit in på BB föddes Oscar. Han kom två och en halv vecka innan beräknad förlossning men om man ser till vikt och längd var han inte direkt för tidigt född. Han föddes en fredag och dagen efter skulle vi ha klubbmästerskap i kattklubben. Jag satt med alla papper hemma och fick sätta mig på morgonen innan vi åkte in och skriva klart allt i datorn. En kompis i klubben var sedan och hämtade grejerna. Klubben fick helt enkelt klara sig utan mig och det gick bra.

Just nu är den nyblivne trettonåringen uppe på sitt rum och använder sin födelsedagspresent tillsammans med storasyster Sofia. De spelar Rock Band och det är härligt att se och höra syskonen sams för en gångs skull. Jag har blivit inbjuden att bli sångare i deras band Ret’s Lock (Sofia råkade kasta om ett par bokstäver innan när hon skulle säga Let’s Rock). Vet inte om jag ska tacka ja än, får se vilket gage det blir.. =)

Önskar er en skön söndag!
Kram Ann

Owen Waters of Infinite Being.com has a point.  He has written a book called The Shift: The Revolution in Human Consciousness. In one of the chapters, he writes that a psychologist, Abraham Maslow (1908-1970), predicted the shift to spiritual consciousness in his hierarchy of needs.

In Maslow’s 1943 paper, “A Theory of Human Motivation”, he states that outer human needs of food, clothing, and shelter, then social or belongingness needs must be met before our inner needs of self-actualization and fulfillment can be developed.

The self-actualized individual becomes aware and self-responsible, with the ability to think and analyze situations independently with a new “global” perspective of what individuals and nations can do to best serve humanity. These individuals won’t cheat or steal because their inner awareness allows them to “feel empathy for the loss that a would-be victim would feel” (Waters).

Transcendence is an even higher understanding and awareness of “unconditional love, altruism, inner joy, a love of nature, the development of intuition (in males as well as females), idealism, and a sense of wisdom which springs from within” (Waters). Is this any different from what the Mayan elder Don Alejandro said in last week’s post? That is, we must overcome “greed, ego, selfishness, separatism, anger, hatred and ignorance” in order to meet the new age gracefully?

In the 1950’s, Maslow predicted only 2% of the population achieved spiritual wisdom. This estimate has expanded to include 20% of the world’s population today and is continuing to increase. Perhaps that is why we are seeing the positive changes taking place today.

This is a growing awareness not a passing fad. This transformation into spiritual consciousness, says Waters, is “where humanity gets to build, literally, Heaven on Earth”.  Let’s make this happen!

NOTE: This post is the last in this series on 2012.

It is my hope that this material gives you a brief overview of the issues surrounding 2012. Some of the websites on this subject have also been presented for your perusal. Enjoy.

Finally, be prepared for and help create the future; look forward to a new age.  For WE, you and I, ARE CREATING OUR FUTURE NOW. Our thoughts and beliefs influence others and they, in turn, impress still others, and around the world it goes.

Blessings to you all and happy creating!

Linda Welch

I participated in a walk/run today. It was called a “Skedaddle 5k” and it was approximately 3.2 miles. We ran/walked on the USCA Cross Country course called “Pacer Path.” Here’s my number:

It equals 13, gasp! Funny story about that: I’m born on June 13th, my brother and I are thirteen months aparts and he’s born on July 13th, a friday on which he was birthed. Yeah, so that’s an important number for me.

There was a very large hill near the end. Almost killed me. Found a group to run with though so… go us! Haha I sprinted the last .2, crazy me. I finished in 44:31 minutes. Hoping to improve that but since this was my first race my two objectives were to a) finish b) not be last place and I accomplished both! ^_^

What have you guys and gals done that you can be proud of? Could be some small act of kindness or curing H1N1… one or the other. Your pick.

Barbatii sunt pur si simplu niste oameni mai fericiti
- La ce sa te astepti de la asa niste creaturi simple.

1. Numele tau de familie ramane neschimbat.
2. Garajul este al tau pe de-a-ntregul.
3. Planurile de nunta se rezolva de la sine.
4. Ciocolata este doar o alta gustare.
5. Poti sa devii presedinte.
6. Niciodata nu poti sa fii gravid.
7. Poti purta un tricou alb într-un parc acvatic.
8. Poti Sa NU porti nici un tricou într-un parc acvatic.
9. Mecanicii de automobile îti spun adevarul.
10. Lumea întreaga este toaleta ta.
11. Niciodata nu trebuie sa conduci pana la o alta statie de benzina ca sa cauti o toaleta deoarece aceasta în care esti este prea scarboasa.
12. Nu trebuie sa te opresti sa te gandesti înspre ce parte trebuie sa învarti o piulita sau un surub.
13. Acelasi loc de munca, salar mai mare.
14. Ridurile adauga caracter.
15. Rochia de mireasa – $5000. Închirierea unui frac – $100.
16. Oamenii nu se holbeaza niciodata la pieptul tau atunci cand vorbesti cu ei.
17. De la tine se asteapta practic sa mai scapi ocazional “cate un sunet” bine armonizat…
18. Pantofii noi nu taie, jeneaza sau mutileaza piciorul.O singura dispozitie sufleteasca mereu.
19. Conversatiile telefonice se termina în exact 30 de secunde. stii tot felul de lucruri despre tancuri.
20. O vacanta de cinci zile necesita o singura valiza.
21. Poti sa-ti deschizi toate borcanele.
22. Esti coplesit cu laude pentru cel mai mic act de gandire.
23. Daca cineva uita sa te invite, el sau ea mai poate înca fi prietenul tau.
24. Lenjeria intima costa $8.95 trei perechi.
25. Trei perechi de pantofi sunt mai mult decat suficiente.
26. Nu ai aproape niciodata probleme cu curelusa de pantof în public.
27. Nu esti capabil sa vezi cute pe hainele tale.
28. Totul de pe fata ta ramane în culoarea originala.
29. Aceasi freza tine ani de zile, poate chiar decade.
30. Trebuie sa-ti razi doar fata si gatul.
31. Te poti juca cu jucarii toata viata ta.
32. Burta de obicei îti ascunde soldurile mari.
33. Un portofel si o pereche de pantofi de o singura culoare pentru toate sezoanele.
34. Poti purta pantaloni scurti, indiferent de cum îti arata picioarele.
35. Poti sa-ti `faci` unghiile cu un briceag.
36. Ai libera alegere privitor la a-ti lasa mustata…
37. Poti sa faci cumparaturile de Craciun pentru 25 de rude în ziua de 24 decembrie în 25 de minute. Nu-i de mirare ca barbatii sunt mai fericiti.

How about that, a 13 year old girl who seat on the steps of fashion week! (you go girl)
She is only 13 and wrights like she’s 30 and has seen everything! Love her!

(This is Tavi)

Everyone in the fashion scene loves her and she’s got a lot of fashion designers fans. They even send her stuff, like a pair of (specially for her) handmade stockings.
She was also asked to pose in a magazine, on the cover of Dasha Zhukova;s second edition. The very trendy fashion magazine Pop.

One of my favourite posts of Tavi is the one about National Geographic, named: National GeoFANTASTIC. You have to see it!
Here is one picture to inspire you:

Check her website for more about this fashion lover.

Nova enquesta per el Top10 de l’EQV #11. Dilluns, si tot va bé, podreu saber qui és el guanyador de l’enquesta anterior que deia: “Quina és la millor peli còmica?”.

Ara, us presentem la nova pregunta: Quin és el millor personatge/col·laborador de Buenafuente? Després d’una recerca molt intensa, hem decidit que els nostres candidats són: en Follonero, el Nen, en Palomino, la Niña de Shrek, en Berto, en Corbacho, el Amigo de Berto de pasear al Perro, Rodolfo Chikilicuatre, l’Olivetti i el Gilipolles. Ja sabeu que, si el vostre preferit no es troba a la llista, el podeu afegir.

Un abraç molt efusiu a tots i totes!