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Movie Review: Safe

Jason Statham, you’re killing me, man. You’re killing me.

If you read my Homefront review, my Transporter review, and/or my Transporter 2 review, you know that Jason Statham has my utmost respect. 1,241 more words


Movie review: Oldboy [2013]

United States
103 minutes
Directed by Spike Lee
Starring Josh Brolin, Elizabeth Olsen, Sharlo Copley, Samuel L. Jackson
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Remaking Oldboy… 841 more words

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All Is Lost: Real Life Action

Sometimes an impressive movie can pass audiences by, without really getting the attention it deserves. It’s easy to think that if a film hasn’t been well promoted, nominated or widely screened that it’s because people who know better have decided that it’s not ‘good enough.’ Unfortunately most of these facets of marketing and publicity are political decisions as much as they are artistic ones. 654 more words


Movie Review: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Everyone I’ve talked to has confirmed that Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is a terrible, terrible film. Some have even gone so far as to say it’s the worst cinematic picture they’ve ever seen. 1,188 more words


Movie review: Under the Skin [2013]


United Kingdom

109 minutes

Directed by Jonathan Glazer

Starring Scarlett Johansson

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There are times when the standard Nightmare Gallery review format–where I start by taking a few hundred words to describe the basic premise and through-line of the film’s story–does me absolutely no good when it comes time to sit down and write, and this is one of them. 849 more words

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Film 500 #2: THE LEGO MOVIE (2013)

The Plot: Emmett is an ordinary construction worker… in a world of Lego.  He lives life by the manual, and soon realises that even in a world of absolute uniformity, he’s pretty dull as people go.  492 more words