wrote 2 weeks ago: I sometimes find it difficult dealing with people enquiring as to why I am not putting my qualificat … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: Last week there was a Twitter tasting consisting of 3 tequilas and one mezcal. I was compelled to jo … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I’m still on the hunt for work so if anyone knows of anything please feel free to contact me. … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Don’t fuck my wife. Be a pal. Leave her alone. It’s not cool fucking a guy’s wife … more →
wrote 1 month ago: It’ll be much easier now. After this nothing else will seem so dangerous or threatening or bad … more →
wrote 1 month ago: You have two and a half hours to do what you swore you’d do a month ago. You have failed to ke … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Let’s say Thursday, shall we?That’ll be the day you make it up to me. Thursday will be w … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Where are you, Spring, you deceitful bitch you slut, you mouse in the shadows? Where are you hiding? … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I ruin everything I touch. I just received a lovely gift from a lovely girl and now it’s gone. … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Before I begin this piece a little bit of context: this is not going to be one of those navel-gazing … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I have just about finished Richard Branson’s autobiography. Like many successful people Branso … more →
wrote 1 month ago: I. Please allow me introduce myself: I’m Satan! II. Please allow me introduce myself, I’ … more →
wrote 1 month ago: The boarded up dump where we broke in and shattered glass that one time - and the other three times … more →
wrote 1 month ago: If eyes are windows what soul-less monstrosity was King Oedipus? … more →
wrote 1 month ago: He fucked her and she fucked him while flirting with the Eagles’ Tim and all the while they wo … more →
wrote 1 month ago: When the bus leaves and we go to our different corners of our different cities, when we gain some mu … more →
wrote 1 month ago: The poems you were supposed to write the stories you were supposed to tell the lies you were meant t … more →
wrote 1 month ago: You could have me for three dollars. I’m serious. If you want you can take me home with you to … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Are you ready for this? I can’t hear you: are you ready for this? I don’t think you are. … more →