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#98 - There are Often Three Reasons for Something:

…the reason we tell others, the reason we tell ourselves, and the real reason.  Write about the war among the three.

Gentlemen, I’m not going to lie to you. 

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#515 - Two Guys Walk into a Bar...

At the bar, they see a priest, a rabbi, and a monk sitting on stools watching a 12-inch pianist playing on a piano.  Meanwhile, in the corner, three blondes are arguing over who’s dumber, each one insisting that she is stupider than the others. 

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#288 - Five Things That Always Get You Into Trouble

  1.  I’m a borderline perfectionist, so the job has to be done a specific away.  However, I have a bad tendency to go hard on a job then slowly taper off as my interest or time run short. 
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#333 - Write about the Same Event...

…from #332 with the intent of convincing the reader that you were fully to blame.  Which version of the story is more convincing?

Let me ask you a question: would you trust an idiot with your most prized possessions? 

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#205 - A Bad Smell and Where It Came From

Once upon a time, the world smelled of roses and rainbows, if rainbows have a smell.  Everyone was happy and cheerful and they would always break out into huge song numbers. 

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#457 - Write a Song


Once, there was this baby whose
Parents put him in a spaceship
And sent him down to Earth and
When. He finally grew up.

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#100 - Describe One of Your Bad Habits...

…and why you secretly get joy out of it.

Lend me your ear and I’ll tell you how much I suck.  When it comes to self-deprecating humor, not many can throw themselves under a bus with such ease. 

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