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Adult Words

We were driving home, listening to an NPR story. Suddenly, I hear…

AUDEN: Mommy. What’s a douche-bag?

ME: Ta… heh… what now? Where did you learn that word? 154 more words

Funny Kid Quotes

Cannibalism Unjustified

I still work late at a bookstore on Saturday nights. I’m also on a perpetual diet. I called my mother’s house to let them know I was on my way home, and the phone somehow got passed to Auden.  51 more words


"I want to officially change my name to Chaos."

:) I’m so thankful for this life. This is an abundant life. If you ever have to make the decision: 2 kids or 3…3 kids or 4…. 1,475 more words


Dear Scott Email: Nosy Neighbor Butts In To Kids Chores

Dear Scott:

I am writing because I am concerned about my neighbor’s children. They are 6 and 7. On Saturday, he had them clean both of his cars, rake the lawn, pull weeds and clean some of their windows. 43 more words