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The Sins of the Mother
Oh Lordy. The results are in for the first Principal Pal awards of the school year. And I just have one question: who do I have to fuck to get a Principal Pal magnet on my car? Seriously. I’ll… more →
The Bearded Iris
The Sins of the Mother
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Iris wrote 2 months ago: Oh Lordy. The results are in for the first Principal Pal awards of the school year. And I just have … more →
Field of Dreams
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Iris wrote 2 months ago: I have a neighbor who paid a shit-load of clams to have her yard professionally landscaped a few yea … more →
Don't Call It a Comeback
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Iris wrote 2 months ago: “Where’ve ya been, honey?” she asked. “We missed you.” “Thanks s … more →
Sweatin' with the Oldies
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Iris wrote 6 months ago: Know what I hate more than anything about going to the gym? It’s not the pain, it’s not … more →
Wonder Years
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Iris wrote 8 months ago: Hey ya’ll… sorry I’ve been away for so long. I haven’t thrown in the towel, … more →
Helicopters-R-Us
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Iris wrote 9 months ago: Oy vey iz mir, ya’ll… I am turning into one of those mothers. You know exactly what I m … more →
The Valentine Blues
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Iris wrote 9 months ago: Valentine’s Day is not my fave. If you love someone, you should tell them all the time… … more →
A Night to Remember
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Iris wrote 9 months ago: So, I know you are on the edge of your seat waiting to hear all about the “Pure Romance” … more →
And so it begins...
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Iris wrote 9 months ago: You would think that with three kids I would have experienced it long before today, but no. Today wa … more →
Party Planning
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Iris wrote 10 months ago: Hey ya’ll! I’m feeling much better, thanks for asking. And I’m so excited today! N … more →
Mommy is the Root of All Evil
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Iris wrote 10 months ago: Two bloggers. Two different hemispheres. One vision (largely impaired by too much clutter, dirt, and … more →
Noted
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Iris wrote 11 months ago: I am a sucker for a good Thank You Note. I hardly ever get them though. What is wrong with kids toda … more →
Gilding the Lily
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Iris wrote 11 months ago: Well, who knew this whole vulva candy thang would be such a crowd pleaser? Kidding… of course … more →
"Yes, Vagina, there is a Santa Claus."
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Iris wrote 11 months ago: Well I’m happy to report that my vulva candies were a HUGE hit at the annual Church’s Ba … more →
At the end of the day...
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Iris wrote 1 year ago: I am not a structured woman and it irks my husband to no end. He constantly reminds me that if I wou … more →
Piece of Cake
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Iris wrote 1 year ago: The other day was my daughter Klepto’s 6th Birthday. Pretty momentous day for a little girl … more →
Bring Out Your Dead!
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Iris wrote 1 year ago: Just because I’m married to an Italian-American does not mean I know how to properly dispose o … more →
She's Not Fat.
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Iris wrote 1 year ago: I have to admit, I am one of the millions of people who has been talking about the obvious weight ga … more →
Seeing Red
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Iris wrote 1 year ago: As if we parents don’t have enough to think about on a daily basis, it is “Family Safety … more →
