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Yes, I'm Looking At You.3 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “You aren’t going to lie around and moan all day, are you, dear?”, enquired Mother … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Accidental), Don't Eat That!

Rain, Rain...4 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Watch out for the third-floor rapids!” whooped Virgil, paddling past the dining room on … more →

Tags: Good Clean Fun

There Is No 'Eye' In Minestrone.9 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “There’s a thumb in my gazpacho!” shrieked Edgar delightedly, spattering the maîtr … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Don't Eat That!

Happily Ever Afterlife.13 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “What is it this time,” tut-tutted Edna as the clash of steel echoed from the parapet, … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional)

You Have A Problem. Please Be A Patient.13 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: The raid on São Paulo Charlie’s Drive-thru Sanatorium® was a bit of a disaster. Father almost … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Accidental), Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Don't Eat That!, Thanks For Sharing

Class Acts.9 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Three Ds and a C”, Edgar mumbled, reluctantly surrendering the Report Card. “Thre … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Minor Misdemeanours, Miseducation

Our Man in Valhalla.15 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “There’s a snekke blocking the driveway again,” said Virgil, peeved, “Great … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional)

ZZ Big Top.18 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “The Carnival’s back in town”, said Mother, casually, “you aren’t stil … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Accidental), Good Clean Fun

Pit Stop.14 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: Edgar asked to be buried between Augie Podgórny and the Feuerbachs. “You’ve got your sno … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Good Clean Fun

Darn It.15 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Someone’s moved my sewing casket”, grumbled Mother, descending into the parlour w … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Good Clean Fun, Minor Misdemeanours

Entrails And Tribulations. By Kyknoord.13 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: Edgar sighed and prodded listlessly at the quivering mound of viscera on his plate. “Eat up, C … more →

Late. As In Deceased.5 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Who died?”, queried Edna querulously, nudging the chalk outline with her stump. “ … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Accidental), Why, officer! Is that a Warrant in your pocket?, Guilty As Charged

See Spot Run.9 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Perhaps we should get Edgar another Schipperke for his birthday”, mused Father, shortly … more →

Tags: Don't Eat That!, Death, Disfigurement (Intentional)

That's The Spirit.4 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “…A-Y-B-O-Y-I-S-S-U-E-4-T-A-B-L-E-O-F-C-O-M…uh…N…T…” Edgar … more →

Tags: Good Clean Fun, Minor Misdemeanours

Cake or Death?*9 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: Cousin Mimir parachuted in from Barranquilla with 12 Witoto bearers and a souvenir pestle from the C … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Guilty As Charged

SNVL...R*6 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: Midweek Bonus Feature! Over here!** ————————— … more →

Tags: Don't Eat That!, Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Why, officer! Is that a Warrant in your pocket?

Those Aren't Raisins, Either.13 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Are those finger biscuits ready yet?”, enquired Virgil in muted anticipation. “Di … more →

Tags: Don't Eat That!, Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Minor Misdemeanours

A Nice Touch, Don't You Think?7 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: Edgar gave Olive Cortina’s hand another squeeze. “Lend me that for a minute”, whis … more →

Tags: Don't Eat That!, Good Clean Fun, retail therapy, Minor Misdemeanours, Thanks For Sharing

Hot to Trot.9 comments

Mrs.Tex Benitez wrote 1 year ago: “Where’s Edna with those refreshments?”, brooded Virgil, casting dark glances at t … more →

Tags: Death, Disfigurement (Intentional), Good Clean Fun, Minor Misdemeanours


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