“Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it’s the Miss American Girl pageant! Brought to you by Meryl Streep’s Versatility, smell like Streep, for cheap!” – Troy McClure… more →
Dead Homer Societywrote 2 weeks ago: Round 20: 9F12 vs. 8F18. / Bracket. / All rounds. 9F12: “Brother from the Same Planet” ( … more →
wrote 3 weeks ago: “Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada, it’s the Miss American Girl pageant! Brought to you by … more →
wrote 2 months ago: I love The Simpsons. Have you met me? Of course, you know this. If you love The Simpsons also, you c … more →
wrote 7 months ago: “Mrs. Simpson, I don’t like to toot my own horn, but we’re the only daycare center in town that’s no … more →
wrote 10 months ago: “Perhaps we are all a little mad, we who don the cap and bells and tread beneath the presidium arch, … more →
wrote 10 months ago: “Don’t like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you: the box.” – Ms. Sinclair On a single v … more →
wrote 1 year ago: “Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end. And I’d like to apologize one last t … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user VirtualErn. “I made some peanut butter br … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “Brought to you by Meryl Streep’s ‘Versatility’ — smell like Streep fo … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Tonight is The Simpsons’ 21st annual “Treehouse of Horror” episode. I suppose I’ll watch, which is a … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “Mrs. Simpson, if you set to push the bile to the tip of my throat, mission accomplished. I … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “Would you like to see my Grammy award?” – Homer Simpson Last summer, when Dave, Mad Jon and I were … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “The Birds” … more →
wrote 2 years ago: “Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?” – Bart Simpson “I don … more →
wrote 2 years ago: Couch Gag of the Day … more →
wrote 3 years ago: “The Great Escape” … more →
wrote 3 years ago: Homer: What about dessert? Marge: For God’s sake, you can pull the lid of your own can of pudd … more →
wrote 3 years ago: “But Marge, what about dessert?” – Homer Simpson “For god sakes you can pull the lid off your own ca … more →
wrote 3 years ago: “What you ladies don’t understand is that Blanche is a delicate flower being tramped by an uncouth l … more →