Blogs about: About Whatever
Featured Blog
Little Miss Sunshine
Great movie. I saw it tonight with my sister and her boyffrind and my girlfriend. We went to some vegetarian restaurant. “My girlfriend’s a vegetatarian; which pretty much makes me a veget… more →
Team Whitmore
Little Miss Sunshine
— 1 comment
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Great movie. I saw it tonight with my sister and her boyffrind and my girlfriend. We went to some ve … more →
Keep reading and re-reading
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Keep your thirst for more Whitmore. I keep writing on my book, which takes up most of my writing tim … more →
If I were president
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: First of all, I would disallow all further Bush’s into the white house. I swear I’ll kil … more →
The Unwinnable War
— 2 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Boners. I have absolutely no control, the relationship between my self and my penis is a bit of a di … more →
Girls CAN tell if you're looking at their boobs
— 5 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: I have officially never been a woman. There was I brief period when I was a new born that I was both … more →
W.A.B.I.H.M.G.L.O.I.E
— 2 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: It's an acronym for the last week of my life. Writing A Book Is Hard, Maybe Getting Laid Off Is … more →
Life on Butt Rock is good
— 1 comment
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: … more →
This just in... I might already be in hell
— 5 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Welcome to Dallas, TX. It’s the summer already. It’s only June and I’m complaining … more →
I got to third base with a girl from Maxim Magazine
— 1 comment
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: When I was 18, I had just moved into Denton. Boy did college start off with a bang. I got a job wait … more →
Sending my best friend away
— 2 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: You see, the name Boy's Ranch sounds like a wonderful place. A place where young men have fun, r … more →
Go Plano!
— 1 comment
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Congrats to a good guy out there, Scott Kenneth Wengert. Congratulations on your achievement. Good L … more →
I'm new, I don't know what to do
— 2 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: That's my excuse. I haven't written about it it yet, but I got a new job. Yes, I'm a des … more →
Goodbye to Chomps Racy
— 1 comment
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Hell, I don't when he's shipping out anymore. It was supposed to be monday, then tuesday, no … more →
The Honda Civic is hornier than thou
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: Another instance of super cool actions by John Whitmore. You see, when I was in high school, I thoug … more →
Open your mouth and close your eyes
— 2 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: When I was a young boy, my mom was a exceptionally good mother. She has always been really good with … more →
My cry for help
— 5 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: I have a serious problem. They say the first step to recovery is accepting you have a problem. I fin … more →
Hippochristians
— 13 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: What is a hippochristian you ask? Hippochristian – One who claims they're a church-going, … more →
Waste not, want not
— 3 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: I've done something horrible. Something disgusting. I haven't done it in a while, but I' … more →
All the reasons I love my girlfriend
— 4 comments
John Whitmore wrote 3 years ago: I'll have to get back to you on this one. … more →
