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Blogs about: Absurdities

Move over Viagra, now there's sex GUM!7 comments

amyz5 wrote 23 hours ago: While buying suntan lotion at Walgreen’s in South Beach I came across Sexlet – the sex gum, at … more →

Tags: Products, sex, gum, sex aids, sexlet gum, Viagra

schrott peter

pickenbrock wrote 2 days ago: i didn’t meet him, but being in his shop felt a little bit like – HOME. a total mess, pi … more →

Tags: simply good, Whereabouts

Obama: Debt Could Fuel 'Double-Dip Recession' - FOXNews.com

rsbirk wrote 3 days ago: If this isn’t a “DUH” moment, I’ve never seen one! On the scale between … more →

Tags: Economy

the perfume and Kodak store

Nina wrote 5 days ago: I ran out yesterday to recharge my Egyptian phone, so I went in search of the Kodak store that the h … more →

Tags: Egypt, Internet Governance Forum

Have I Gone to Far?1 comment

amyz5 wrote 1 week ago: You know how you have to fill out these little captcha thingies when you are trying to post somethin … more →

Tags: Humor, technology, Captcha, Investigation, Pervert, spammers

A what kind of couch?!15 comments

amyz5 wrote 1 week ago: You can buy anything on Craigs List. Really, ANYTHING! And I can prove that with this listing for … more →

Tags: Body Image, Humor, technology, Craig's List, Erotica, vagina, vagina couch

You may never look at strawberries the same way again4 comments

amyz5 wrote 1 week ago: Sometimes I worry about sharing the absurdities in my household. Wait, no I don’t, this is one … more →

Tags: Family, Gary, Humor, french toast, home life, husband, Sayings, Stories, Strawberries

Drugstore Fun8 comments

amyz5 wrote 2 weeks ago: I have proven that I can have fun just about anywhere. Today it was in the drug store while shopping … more →

Tags: health, Humor, magnet for the absurd, Marketing, Products, babies, Bad Design, comfy cradle, dated

Godspeed?3 comments

amyz5 wrote 2 weeks ago: It may come as a shock to you, but no I did not take this picture in NY. This baby comes to me from … more →

Tags: carry a camera, Cars, Photography, Social Media, car signage, godspeed, Religion, religious car signage, son of thunder

Just tell them, "I don't give a...1 comment

amyz5 wrote 2 weeks ago: Seriously, how infantile is this? And how many of you want to purchase one and send it off to that s … more →

Tags: Humor, Products, big box of shut the hell up, flying fuck, gag gifts

Indecent Exposure5 comments

amyz5 wrote 2 weeks ago: At this point I am fairly convinced these things are put specifically in my path. Yes, I have been t … more →

Tags: Trends, humor, Humor, carry a camera, danny, magnet for the absurd, Mannequins, Displays, Department Store

Make your Vote Count

Kathy wrote 2 weeks ago: Today is election day. Did you vote? Who knows your vote make the difference. http://www.chicagotrib … more →

Tags: History, Politics

What a Difference a G Makes10 comments

amyz5 wrote 2 weeks ago: Yep, thinking of going out tonight with the family to try the new Micky D’s Anus Deluxe. You k … more →

Tags: Humor, Family, signage, mcdonalds, Micky D's, Angus Deluxe, anus delux

striving for a career with the UN …

pickenbrock wrote 2 weeks ago: http://www.undp.org.af/Jobs/SC1-3/311209_UNDP_OfficeCleaner.pdf but make sure you’ll have the experi … more →

Handerpants3 comments

amyz5 wrote 3 weeks ago: This post is MFTA approved! A big thank you to my friend J. from J-Two-O, who sent me this today. I … more →

Tags: Humor, Products, Marketing, magnet for the absurd, Handerpants, Infomercials, archie mcphee

Pet Chauffeur

amyz5 wrote 3 weeks ago: Driving home from the city the other day we spotted this vehicle. I snapped a quick shot that I was … more →

Tags: Pets, New York, Economy, pet chauffuer, Money

New Game Show: Are You Smarter than a Toddler?2 comments

Kathy wrote 3 weeks ago: Colton 1 Daddo 0 Seems that Colton locked Terry out of Katie’s house Monday morning while he w … more →

Tags: Colton, Family, kids, Terry

Zaidie was right!15 comments

amyz5 wrote 3 weeks ago: I have been sitting on this story for the past few days wondering if it was a good idea to share wit … more →

Tags: Humor, Family, aging parents, danny, Conversations, Gary, Teens, Steely Dan, metal dildo

The Inscrutable Jehovah16 comments

Phil Stilwell wrote 3 weeks ago: Theism begins with a commitment to absurdity. It revels in mysteries, embraces paradoxes, and wallow … more →

Tags: phil stilwell, Faith, Bible, Christianity, Religion, credulity


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