Slater always kept a clean shaven face because hair doesn’t grow on granite.… more →
Blog-Shaped Mindlessnesswrote 1 year ago: Slater always kept a clean shaven face because hair doesn’t grow on granite. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Someone once took a drop of A.C. Slater’s sweat and put it on a tiny blue stone, this was the … more →
wrote 1 year ago: The reason people never see ninjas is because Slater shoved them all in lockers at Bayside High. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Super Mario Brothers were created in A.C.’s alter ego’s image. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: A.C. Slater’s heroes consist solely of dead soldiers of WWI, WWII, and ‘Nam. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Slater once had an opportunity to recieve Spider-Man’s alien symbiote suit. Instead, A.C. Slat … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Slater eats live rifle rounds for breakfast. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: A.C. Slater doesn’t have dimples. Those were dents of anger. If you ever were unfortunate to s … more →
wrote 1 year ago: A.C. Slater invented students having sex with their teachers. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Sometimes A.C. Slater plays guitar and calls himself Esteban. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: You’re not allowed to call him A.C. Slater. You can call him Ace, or The Slate. … more →
wrote 1 year ago: If there is a sport that Slater isn’t any good at, it must not be a sport. And Slater doesn … more →
wrote 1 year ago: If you open A.C. Slater’s locker at Bayside High you’ll find the mummified corpses of ov … more →
wrote 1 year ago: We’ve all heard of the Chuck Norris facts, about how the Chuckster “Does not love Raymon … more →