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This sentence is a lie.
Professor: Usually we are very dishonest about ourselves in Russia. Overheard in Academic IV by Tim … more →
He's new to the whole "Father" business.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 9 months ago: Girl:I mean, she had an illegitimate child by the pastor and didn’t even have the decency to g … more →
Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly. Overheard in a Philosophy … more →
That's an interesting interpretation of "Love thy neighbor"...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic I … more →
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.) Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll t … more →
Whoops, I YouTube'd "Panda sneezing" instead.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack! O … more →
U Must Be Conceiving
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: To avoid getting pregnant, don’t hold hands with a boy. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4 … more →
His answer jumps up to 8 if he stops pretending you're the victim, professor.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: (Professor asks class to rank murder on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the severity of a crime.) Stu … more →
You gotta prep 'em for the cold, harsh, reality.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: That’s the best thing I did last Christmas…tell a little 4 year old there was … more →
We only attend church to steal from the collection plate.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: So they ask, “Is there a church you attend regularly?” And my wife says, … more →
But it's one of those smother-y hugs.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer, in reference to a student in the room: You know how some people are touched by an angel? … more →
It's offensive that I pay your salary.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: It’s offensive how people seem to think of all of Africa as one country… (se … more →
We're entrusting our young minds to THAT?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer, speaking about condoms: At the front desk they’ve got a whole bowl of them! Use … more →
What, no nine year olds?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: So, when you give birth, they sometimes cut a small slit in your perineum to make it fast … more →
Children don't have that same tendency to get caught in the gears.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: Fluffy the cat gummed up my lawnmower when I ran over her. Overheard in a Philosophy clas … more →
Like most of the student population here.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Lecturer: Fight the urge to be average. Girl: I’m fighting the urge to be average, but I … more →
And they had to cut out a portion of my brain, but my sunglasses just fit better now!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: I was trying to figure out how to stay warm and not look stupid, but I realized you just can … more →
He probably starts a lot of sentences with, "I'm not racist, but..."
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy: It’s not just Indians who work in 7-11, there’s Pakistanis, people from Iraq, Iran, … more →
Before you inject!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: It’s wrong. IT’S ALL WRONG! TAKE OUT YOUR NEEDLES!! Overheard in a Philoso … more →
And if you say, "el muff-o" I'll punch you.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: Things like “muff” don’t translate well. Overheard in a Spanish class, … more →
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