…hahaha  ja, god natt på er!

Los dos monólogos están en inglés. Primer monólogo: Tale of Two Brains.

Segundo monólogo: Achmed the Dead Terrorist (casi 100 millones de visitas en YouTube)

“Hailed as one of the most influential comedians and ventriloquists in the world today, Jeff Dunham is coming to Australia to bring alive his famous puppets. “

*taken from Los Angeles Times

Can you imagine he has like 360 million views on youtube and has sold a whopping 4 million copies of DVDs?

It was pretty insane watching him perform on stage LIVE with all my favourite characters, especially Walter!

I think the boy and I had a great time laughing our heads off, although I have to admit, I did not get some of the Aussie jokes as usual. tsk tsk.

Even the guitar guy who opened the show was amazing, with his absolutely honest and crazy songs, like his grandma being racist, etc. hahah it was hilarious. And considering the amount we paid for such an awesome act and one that lasted nearly 3 hours, I was pretty satisfied at the end of the night

Next up, Britney’s Circus tour!

Can’t wait! 

Çok şey aklıma gelirdi ama bir gün bu siteye bir vantrolog gösterisi ekleyeceğimi hiç düşünemezdim.Gösterinin sahibi Jeff Dunham alanında dünyanın en iyi vantrologu olarak gösteriliyor.İkinci sırada ise ee..kimse yok sanırım.Videoyu açarken çok şey beklemiyordum ama daha ilk sahneden sonuna kadar kendisini seyrettiren bir parodiyle karşılaştım.

Bir kuklayla yapılabilecekten fazlasını yapmış Jeff Dunham abimiz.Kuklanın gözleri,mimikleri,tavırlarıyla gerçekten güzel bir şov çıkmış ortaya.Bize de bu güzel gösteriyle eğlenmek kalmış.Videonun aslının Youtube’da 99 milyon küsür kere tıklandığını ve bir ara en sevilen ikinci video olduğunu da eklemeden geçmeyeyim.

Unutmadan altyazılar konusunda yapmak istediğim bir iki küçük bilgilendirme var.Çeviriyi yapan arkadaş sağolsun ama bir komedi videosunu çevirdiğini unutarak,kendince komiklik yaparak yazmış altyazıları.Yabancıların özel kişi ve şirket isimlerini Türkiye’dekilere uyarlamış..O yüzden özel isimlere dikkat.

Güzel bir Pazar akşamında yüzünüze kocaman bir gülümseme kondurması dileğiyle.İyi Pazarlar…

• Why Iraq is NO reason to reject President Blair
• Why the Iraq Inquiry is not a reason to reject President Blair
• Chat of the day: Barack Obama and Herman van Who? Rompuy/

What the hell do you mean, “A little heavy for Hollywood”?!?

(Achmed the Dead Terrorist)

I think this is what they have in mind.

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If you’re looking for something fun to do with the kids this Halloween, and you’re anywhere near San Tomas Expressway, Winchester Boulevard and Payne Avenue in San Jose, be sure to check out the Spaich Scary House! Follow the link to join their fan page on Facebook.

My kids have loved this place since we moved back to California in 2006. It’s only a block away from grandma’s house and we have to take a walk past it at least once a day so the kids can see “Achmed” the skeleton (because they think he looks like Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham) and all of the other ghoulish characters. The kids are very much looking forward to this year since they were not able to celebrate Halloween last year (family wedding).

This year’s house is set to be the best yet with a garage full of surprises. The Spaich Scary House will be open Friday, October 30 from 7-9 p.m. and on Saturday, October 31 from 7-10 p.m.

"Achmed" the Skeleton

If you’re walking the neighborhood and coming from Payne Avenue, turn onto Spaich and it will be approximately two blocks up on your right.

Watch out for me! I’ll be the one with the two kids and a chihuahua.

In the words of James Taylor: “When this old world starts a getting me down and people are just too much for me to face…”, I revert to Stoli and my silly self !

And to top it all of, before I go to sleep :

Jeff Dunham’s genius piss take of a very un PC topic AND he gets the yanks to laugh at it – well done Jeffy boy!!

Jeff Dunham is one of my favorite comedians. So when we had the opportunity to put together a locally-themed gift basket for his show at the Delaware State Fair, we jumped at the chance!

I’ve never seen Jeff live, only on television or You Tube, and I have to say, you really must see his show in person if you can. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life. Actually, I know I’ve never laughed harder!

After the show, I was escorted backstage for a short “meet and greet.” Both Jeff and Brian Haner (aka The Guitar Guy) were there. They were so gracious and welcoming… and yes, they are as funny off stage and on! They were also thrilled with the local products which included

WHIMSY™Jewelry line created by nationally acclaimed, Delaware-based designer R. Craig Whitten. A WHIMSY™ ring is an interchangeable bead ring crafted of reclaimed sterling silver. Also included were several Murano glass bead to transform the ring’s look. www.WhimsyWorldwide.com

Winterthur Museum and Gardens Authorized story of the founding of America’s premiere museum and the country’s largest collection of American antiques by the DuPont family dynasty. Minimum of six passes (or more) to the annual Point-to-Point Steeplechase as well as six passes (or more) to the exclusive Jockey Club luncheon. http://www.winterthur.org/calendar/point_to_point.asp

Currie Salon and Day Spa Four salons and spas of distinctive design, each staffed by professionals with an unwavering commitment to service and detail. For over 30 years in business, the name Randy Currie has been synonymous with professionalism, creativity and leadership in the salon industry worldwide. Currie was named the “Beauty Entrepreneur of the Year Global Salon Business

Awards” in both 2004-05 and 2006-07. Products included exclusive hair care products, and customized spa day for men or women. http://www.curriedayspa.com/

 You’ve Been Sentenced! Featured on The Tonight Show, Today, and in numerous national publications, Delaware’s newest game is seriously hilarious. In addition to the original game, there were several “add-on” decks or specialty-themed decks (Sports, Sci-Fi, Cuisine, etc.) including a Pop Culture deck. www.McNeillDesigns.com

 Pike Creek Coffee Without question, Delaware’s best coffee! Award-winning coffees include Pike Creek Coffee’s exclusive blends: Greenville Blend, Organic Bolivian, Jamaican Me Crazy, Bananas Foster, Morning Foglifter, Organic Mexican Decaf. www.pikecreekcoffee.com

 Autographed copy Saratoga Days: A Look Inside Racing’s Greatest Meet, by Sean Clancy Local author Sean Clancy is a racing legend. During his career as a jockey he won a total of 152 races over the course of 13 years and a national championship in 1998. He was also the 10th highest winner of all time upon his retirement in 2000. In addition to his books, Sean is a contributor for the Daily Racing Form, The Blood-Horse, Mid-Atlantic Thoroughbred and Newsweek among others. http://www.seanclancybloodstock.com/cms/

Delaware Today Magazine 2009-2010 Ultimate Guide to Delaware. Produced by Delaware Today, the definitive authority on the best the state has to offer – from people to places to products and services. www.delawaretoday.com

 –Susan

Nee, wirklich nicht. Die Idee ist ja nicht schlecht, aber die Ausführung ist einfach nicht komisch.

As Al-Qaeda in the Maghreb contemplates suicide-by-cop, and Achmed the Death Terrorist’s projectile dysfunction causes premature detonation yet again, members of the self-immolatory terrorist community are under investigation by the Health and Safety Executive.

The past few years have seen a number of cases of shocking sapper-skills, resulting in WNPD (“Wrong/No Place Detonation”). A double-failure to achieve maximum carnage occured in June 2007, starting with a car-bomb intended to immolate scores of dancing slags in Haymarket, London when excessive accelerant resulted in WNPD and alerted the attention of a drunk and Police constable. A second car-bomb was towed away by traffic wardens after being parked illegally.

In desperation, the culprits attempted to initiate detonation personally the next day at Glasgow Airport but succeeded only in destroying a perfectly good car and receiving a thorough beating from passers-by.

Even in Afghanistan, where one would have thought practioners were well-versed in the technology, accidents happen. Nearby, a party of Taleban gathered to bid farewell to a departing comrade, but the ethusiastic back-slapping resulted in premature detonation.

I have often thought that many of the drivers of truck bombs in Iraq are as surprised as bystanders at the explosion, and a recent interview by CNN appears to confirm this. So lax was the attention to health and safety that, in this case, the driver was able to disembark before the explosion. He now tours the circuit telling would-be jihadists, “If you join al Qaeda, they will use you, and maybe you will die”.

Something has to be done.

Geez Ann, you know how we all  hate ventriloquist dolls, clowns and dolls (the ones whose eyes move) but this is so hell funny I had to share with the other Loons. Thanks for the big old laugh! “I kill you”!

and wait there is more…

Seit ich ihn das erste Mal gesehen hatte, bin ich ein Fan von ihm: Dem amerikanischen Comedian und Ventriloquisten Jeff Dunham.

Mit seinen Puppen und deren verschienen Charaktere bringt er ein Millionenpublikum zum Lachen. Hier eine seiner besten Nummern: Achmed, the dead terrorist (mit deutschem Untertitel).