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Almost 30.
Dear Adam Powers, Tomorrow I turn “almost 30.” I have stopped saying my age out loud, not because I am embarrassed of it, but just because it doesn’t really seem to matter anymore. … more →
dissension in the souplines
Almost 30.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers, Tomorrow I turn “almost 30.” I have stopped saying my age out loud, n … more →
By the Power Invested in Me
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: I was thinking the other day about the night we met, almost a year ago now. I don … more →
Buyer Beware
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: “It’s like I’m pressed on the handlebars/Of a blind man’s … more →
Stars, all froze.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers, For you, a list of random things from my day: 1. It is 2:28 a.m. and I have eaten … more →
Fanned Out in Triplicate
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers, You may be aware that back in 2005-06, I wasted two years of my life as an assista … more →
Home.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: It is raining so hard outside. I am at Fenario, the name of the house where half m … more →
Breakin' the Lawn, Breakin' the Lawn
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: Today I mowed my lawn. Don’t be startled; I promise you I had supervision. M … more →
To Wed? Or Not, Instead?
socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers, I just got off the phone with my lovely Grandma. The first thing she said when she … more →
Jesus Don't Pass the Salt
socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: So let me tell you about my Grandma. She’s so friggin cute. She’s 4 … more →
Katrina, could you buy me some beer?
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: It is upsetting to me that I cannot buy hooch at the gas stations in this town. I … more →
Dem Soobarooz.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers, Hello. I am here at the LaundryBar. There is a sloppy fat woman on the television … more →
Black Snake Fuck You
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: Hi. It’s Mandey. Last week I sat through Black Snake Moan, which is quite po … more →
"Why I'm a Loser" in 976 Words or Less
socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: I have made a decision. It is an important one. I have decided that I will coerce … more →
How to spit into the Fenario Quagmire like a retard.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: So I’ve been trying to learn how to spit like a boy lately. It’s not w … more →
Handy with the string cheese.
socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: Here is a letter I wrote to you months ago. Remember when I did all that stuff to … more →
One-hitter on the folding table.
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socialpariah wrote 1 year ago: Dear Adam Powers: So, about two years ago I started hanging out at the Super Suds in Carrboro Plaza, … more →
