The king of rhymes: all hail weird Al
has oddly not covered Adele
his career is longer
than most actual ceasefires
and his eye brows need a tad more hair gel.
A driver stopped on the hard shoulder because he thought Adele’s song Fire on his dashboard display indicated his car was ablaze.
This was just one bizarre reason given for illegal stops on motorways, according to the Highways Agency. 198 more words