I signed up for a membership with Family Video, our local video rental store in Ripon, Wiscosnin; however, unbeknownst to me they rent porn…soft porn. Porn is porn in my book regardless if it is soft or hardcore.

Upon signing up for the membership, the salesperson offered to show me around the store and the areas and features they have with the membership. I said they did not need to and that I was familiar with video rentals. I guess I should have taken them up on this offer. Had I known they rented porn, I would have taken my business somewhere else.

Over the past month, I have rented a few movies here and there. My initial impression of the store layout is disturbing to me and this is before I knew there was a porn section. All of there ”New Releases” are on the outside wall going around the store; and mixed within these movies is a good percentage that display horror or graphic images not suitable for young children, as well as, overtly-sexual movies (not porn but still not suitable for children)! 

Not until this evening did I find out that they rented porn. I was in the store tonight looking for a film to rent when I saw a younger couple trying to get another couple there were with, into this area back by the bathrooms. I could here some squiking hinges from two swinging doors where I was and was curious. I walked around the corner to find that there was this porn section hidden in the back of the store. I immediately walked out of the store and will not return. Family Video will not see anymore business from me.

Merriam-Webster’s defines the word “Oxymoron” as something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements (i.e. Family Video). It is disgraceful that a company can have in there business name the word “family” yet still distribute pornographic materials.

STOP Renting movies with Family Video as they distribute and sell pornographic material.

WARNING – THIS POST IS GRAPHIC AS FUCK

Why do they pixlate the penises?

I don’t “get” hentai.

I mean in a world full of every sort of raunchy, disgusting pornographic film, why would someone choose to jerk off to anime characters? Sure, I’ve been turned on by a few of the images but to actually pleasure myself to cartoons is something I’d never do. Not that it is disgusting if you do or anything – I just don’t know why you would. Maybe I’m just not nerd enough to find Sailor Moon hot enough to whip it out and beat my meat.

I’ve watch a few hentai films before and other than wondering why anyone would buy it, I couldn’t stop laughing.  The plots are just as cheesy as the normal pr0n and the acting is just as over the top but things like tentacles, demons, or even run-of-the-mill dickgirls  raping school girls just plain hilarious.

I know you’re probably thinking – aren’t you gay?  Yes, I am a homosexual but honestly who gets turned on by something like this?

That baby is going to be fucked up.

It’s a drawing of a pregnant woman pleasuring the fuck out of numerous men. Is this hot? Am I weird for worrying about the baby?

Why didn't she just use the toilet?

I don’t care who you are diarrhea is not sexy. If you do find it sexy, you should seek psychiatric help and stop jerking off to this image. She is fingering her ass while shitty diarrhea and urine explodes everywhere! For the people are are turned on by this imagine if this was real and the mess you would have to clean up in your bathroom.

The logistics in this image hurt my head.

Don’t get me started on dickgirls. Are they hermaphrodites? Are they shemales? What the fuck are they and why are they in even hentai ever? As a person who has enjoyed transsexual pornography – I get it but who find the idea of a real woman magically growing a huge dick and fucking them silly is a turn on because it certainly not the gays. I love Alicia Keys beyond life but I can guarantee that I will never fantasize about her growing a dick and fucking me. And I would never dream about Clive Owen magically getting a vagina where his prick should be. Is dickgirls hentai directed at straight men? ‘Cause the straight men I know wouldn’t find Megan Fox more attractive if she had a dick. I am certain it would do the opposite.

This happened to me once.

Even man and man stuff makes me chuckle. Take the image above for example – the bottom is obviously either not enjoying anal sex or he is mortified that his lover is taking a picture of him while they fuck (who hasn’t this happened to?).  Based on what I’ve read about yaoi (because I’ve never seen a movie), I’m going to say he’s not enjoying the fucking. While this image is sort of hot because its two very masculine men – that’s not a good representation of Yaoi. It’s all long haired, skinny emo boys. Based on these facts, I can easily assume all drawn by girls.

They look like women.

Gay men like really butch gay men – not uber effeminate men. Only girls (and weird straight men) fantasize about effeminate men.

Honestly, I don’t have a problem with what people get turned on by. It’s none of my business and if you want to jerk off to pregnant women taking an explosive shit while she gives a reach around to a dickgirl who is blowing three guys with camera phones makes you happy -do it.

Besides who am I to pass judgement on the Japanese for drawing cartoon porn – Americans do it too:

Adam Warlock is gonna be so jealous!

BTW – It’s the costume not the cock in his ass that makes Thor look gay.

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Sandy shore. Fresh baked cookies. Does it get any better than this?

It’s not often you get to step back in time and at the same time enjoy the view.

Barclay Cottage Bed & Breakfast is a quaint, Victorian beach cottage located just two blocks from the shore in Virginia Beach, Virginia. This bed & breakfast hosts guests ages 18 and over.

Owned and operated by Stephen and Marie-Louise LaFond, the cottage received a complete renovation after the LaFonds purchased it a few years back after leaving corporate America to pursue a life of tranquility.

Humble Beginnings

Originally built in 1895 as a golf course clubhouse (which was never built), the property eventually landed in the hands of Mr. and Mrs. Christopher Columbus Barclay, and their daughter, Lillian, the eleventh of their children and the only one to live past infancy.

Lillian never married; however, she became a school teacher and, following the death of her parents, transitioned the bedrooms into classrooms where she taught children and operated the school until closing in 1972. “Miss Lillian,” as she was known to her students, died a few months later at age 97.

In 1991 the school was redesigned as an inn. Over the years, several of Miss Lillian’s former students would bring in small items reminiscent of their years at the small school. Today many of those items are still prominently displayed throughout the cottage.

 
‘Let’s Buy a Bed & Breakfast!’

He was an attorney. She held a management position in a large corporation.

They’d raised their children and were ready to make a change.

As Marie-Louise tells it, “We were both pretty unhappy with our jobs. They were well-paying jobs, but very stressful. We just wanted something different.”

So how do you transition out of “corporate” to become innkeepers?

“We were driving down the street one day – not talking about anything in particular. I said, ‘Let’s buy a bed & breakfast!’ He said, ‘Ok’ and that was it.”

And so the LaFond’s began their new life. They took a course in operating a bed and breakfast and sought out their new venture. Coming upon Barclay’s, they immediately had a vision to restore it to its original luster, purchased it from the previous owner (who lives just next door) and never looked back.

It was a wise decision.

Bird’s-Eye View

The white-painted cottage is located at 400 16^th Street. The first features you’ll notice are the upper and lower wraparound porches that look out on the small streets before it.

Finely adorned with comfortable wicker and wood furniture, the lower porch overlooks several well-manicured bushes and grounds sprinkled with small pebbles. Private parking is located on the side of the cottage. And a brick-paved path will lead you to its entrance.

Once inside, you’ll swear you just stepped back in time. The hallway is filled with memorabilia from Miss Lillian’s students, and Miss Lillian herself. Baby dolls, toys, quilts – even an attendance sheet from the 1920’s – are prominently displayed.

The first floor holds the check-in/office area, and a hospitality area where guests are welcomed to refreshments.

Just beyond are two of the four guest rooms. Each room is exquisitely adorned with its own characteristics and comes with Turkish towels, beach equipment (chairs, umbrellas, etc.) and is decorated according to its own theme (such as the Nautical Room). Each of these rooms comes with its own upscale bathroom and is fully loaded with amenities.*

A tour of the second floor reveals more of Miss Lillian’s life, and even items from the LaFonds’ own childhoods to add to your delight.

Two more bedrooms are featured on this floor and both share a large, bright full-size bathroom that features all the finest amenities.

There are NO TVs in the bedrooms (and do you really need one in Virginia Beach?); but there is a large TV in the cottage’s Great Room for all guests to enjoy.

Step out onto the outer deck to enjoy the fine beach air, enjoy a view of the beach or watch the fireworks sprayed over the shore.
Fond Memories and Repeat Business

Its guests come from far and wide, Marie-Louise likes to note. Recently, one guest traveled from the Mid-West, by train, to experience the inn – yet again. Another young couple was recently engaged while on their vacation at the inn. Other couples visit annually, making their reservations for the following year prior to leaving the grounds to assure their spot – and their favorite room.

Barclay Cottage Bed & Breakfast has received many fine reviews since the LaFonds took ownership**. And while accurate, they could never fully portray the up-close-and-personal feel you’ll experience at this charming inn.

Inspired by an old school, and dedicated to relaxation and fine living, you can’t go wrong by choosing Barclay Cottage Bed & Breakfast.

This is living.

*The following amenities are included at no added charge: Upscale bath toiletries; 500-thread count linens; non-allergenic ‘faux down’ blankets and pillows; soft/thick Turkish towels; chocolates; beach equipment, including fresh towels daily, beach chairs, umbrellas, boogie boards and beach cart for hauling; use of bicycles and helmets; DVD library and books; use of binoculars; snacks and beverages; homemade cookies made daily; coffee in the morning/to-go cups for “on the run”; specially-decorated rooms for special events such as anniversary, retirement, etc.); and sherry (alcoholic beverage). NOTE: Barclay Cottage Bed & Breakfast possesses a full liquor license and owners are certified food service managers. The Cottage is inspected regularly by the Virginia Beach Health Department.

**National Recognition
Barclay Cottage Bed & Breakfast has been featured in the following noted newspapers and magazines: Continental (June 2004); Coastal Living (Oct 2005); Washington Post (Aug 2006); and more.

http://jira.secondlife.com/browse/SVC-4181

If you are serious about a workable solution to the ratings crisis, please vote for my JIRA for a content ratings system at the link above.

Create a content ratings system to prevent offensive content rezzing in sims with the wrong rating

What we really need in SL is a content ratings system.

It is clear to many of us that a land and search rating system, though well intentioned, is not sufficient in any way. Age verification via passports/drivers licenses and other public information has been ruled as insufficient by many countries, and payment information for age check is forbidden by credit card companies, so this idea makes no use of the ideas that have no legal validity.

This idea puts the control back on the sim owners, where the control should always have been. It puts the control to the buyers of content, so they know the maturity level of the items they buy. This is so that content can be sold better, and controlled better by the users of that content. This idea states that Linden Lab has a responsibility to the users, to make sure they have access to the kinds of content they expect to see in their sims, and can screen out what they do not wish to see in their sims that they pay land fees on.

Now. The main issue for sim owners both individual and corporate was the inability to prevent the rezzing of adult and offensive content on sims meant for general audiences only.

Some of these corporations wanted to both keep their local content in, and only allow screened content from the outside in.

It is still impossible in Second Life to truly block offensive and/or adult content before it is rezzed in inappropriate circumstances.

My general idea is as follows:

Second Life allowing avatars to move from grid to grid, and have access to a filtered inventory – according to the filters set by the sim owners.

Create an OPT IN system, allowing content creators to prescreen content into PG, M and AO ratings. This content would be available to the Main Grid as usual, and the option would be to allow this screened and rated content to flow across grids. Say PG could flow into other grids like the Teen Grid, and PG content could flow back from TG back into Main Grid.

Avatars wearing rated content can be filtered. Avs wearing unscreened/adult content will be unable to rez into a sim that bars unscreened and/or adult content.

This should be a system that content creators would have to pay a small fee for – perhaps a percentage of money from each transaction (XStreetSL could be the rating auth, as they have a substantial risk displaying unrated content – ideally it should not display any unrated content at all), but open to other monetization methods.

PG content should be tightly screened under this system, so that it can be bought and allowed across grids and sims without fear, especially to those educational and corporate customers who need strong controls on inflowing content. Ideally ALL content submitted for ratings should be screened.

Unrated content should be treated as it is right now, allowed on the Mainland, but unable to be ported from grid to grid, or to sims that bar unrated content. This is a solution that would restore some greatly needed confidence to the inventory system. It will also lower the costs of Second Life content for standalone corporate and educational customers, who will be able to choose from a competitive market of individual content creators, making Second Life a more attractive platform.

I understand it will not be easy. A big issue will be the permissions system. I believe the permissions system can be handled via the licensing of the standalone platform to customers. (that it will have to be enforced to have access to Second Life inventory services)

If anyone believes this whole nonsense about Second Life adult ratings is about all those corporations and businesses who turned down coming to Second Life, you are believing a spin-doctored half-truth.

How soon we forget the CNet disaster with Anshe Chung.

The problem there was not that there were adult strip clubs dotting the mainland, or Hard Alleys on private sims, although some of these certainly had other issues. Most serious adult businesses made the effort to leave the mainland years ago. When I first came to Second Life in 2006, I had interest, like many do, in the erotic potential of the platform. We are humans after all, and most humans find sex pleasurable in certain circumstances. When I went looking for those products for purchase – I invariably went to those sims which specialised in it. I never found the good products on the mainland.

I found them first in Eros – Stroker Serpentine’s sim, and I found them in Eventide – the home of Xcite, Javier Puff’s sim. And countless other private sims. They had been, for many years now, doing the right thing and self separating themselves out. Not out of any silly idea of protecting the children – but out of the very real need to have more control over the areas in which they sell merchandise. Same reason most merchants end up buying private sims, or renting on one.

Private rental estates generally have rules to keep the sex out of public view. Caledon for instance makes it clear in the covenant that obvious public activity be along PG ratings and in theme, while making no restriction to renters to do in privacy in their homes what they would like on their land. As a bonus, above the 512 meter level – the theme is relaxed, even security orbs are allowed over 512 meters. They were, like the sellers of sex animations and scripted items, doing due diligence to keep sexual conduct discreet.

None of them needed the Lab’s assistence for any of this. And they rightfully see the Lab’s current policy as destructive to their business. Oddly enough, that also means it’s destructive to the Lab’s business, but I digress.

No, what the real problem for the corporate users who turned down Second Life was that anyone could come to their sim, and rez a tubgirl shooting scat, or wear a hud shooting pictures of penises, in any event and nobody could do anything about it *before* the fact. The corporations had no control over your inventory. There are no ratings of inventory, no filtering of inventory BEFORE entering a sim.

The problem remains that anyone can rez anything they like in any area of Second Life. So this great experiment is nothing more than More Mainland Land Sales, with a happy helping of coercion to buy it on the side, aimed directly at their CURRENT customers. It’s not a solution to those potentials who turned Second Life down. I predict they will continue to turn Second Life down, until some fundamental problems are addressed. Which I shall illustrate further, now.

The corporations had another problem, dating from the days of Wells Fargo. (link is dead – check the wayback machine here)Years ago, they wanted to set up shop in Second Life. They wanted to keep their data in, and they did not necessarily trust keeping sensitive information on LL’s servers. This has nothing to do with the adult content question and everything to do with security, just like the adult shopkeepers who moved to private sims. They didn’t have it. Linden Lab turned them down back then. And Wells Fargo voted with their feet. They didn’t stay, and who could blame them?

The real answer for these security-conscious corporations was making a standalone Second Life. Well, LL is doing that *now*. But it should have been thinking about it when Wells Fargo asked for it.

There is another problem, and answer I can supply. The problem is the question of content. Corporations are also attracted to Second Life because there is an abundance of content to purchase for small fees. These stand-alone Second Lifes don’t have access to that vast wealth of content or to a competitive market of content creators. And this is a problem.

There is an obvious solution, and I have been advocating for variations of this solution for quite a long time now. I will articulate it here.

Create an inventory system that can be ported across grids. That is, a Second Life member can still be attached to their Second Life inventory while in a stand alone Second Life sim.

ALLOW content creators to make PG, Mature and Adult rated content that can be rezzed across grids, while preserving the permissions system.

Allow standalones and private sim owners to decide which of this content can be rezzed in their systems.

Make this system OPT IN. Content creators need to *submit* their merchandise for ratings. I will be happy to pay a small fee for this. There is no doubt the Teen grid would love to buy PG rated content from the Main grid too. I am certain many content creators would be FINE with a controlled content system that is cross grid portable, as long as they have the choice whether to participate in it or not.

UNSCREENED content should be allowed as usual, in Second Life proper (the Linden Lab main grid), in Mature sims and up, and also in private sims on the discretion of the sim owners. NOT on standalone grids.

Problem solved.

HAI LL, I HAZ IDEA 2 MONETIZED CONTENT 4 U. Don’t forget to thank me if you use the idea

I would be DELIGHTED if the Lab used it!

WTF

While almost everyone is familiar with the one finger salute… isn’t it about time that we evolved to a higher level? By asking WTF in the above series allows the other person an ability to re-think over what they have just said or done.

Private Matter is ready to expose all the challenges in life by opening up the channel of communication for those undergoing an issue that needs resolve. As more visit there will be greater in depth discussion threads on a topic with an associated poll or survey if needed.

It is in better hopes that Private Matter provides you with as much an unbiased path to follow as possible. You can be yourself in here as it has been marked as Adult Only.

Chances are you and your partner own cell phones. If you’re looking for a simple yet effective way to improve your sex life then let me recommend text messaging. Here are a few ways you can use text messaging to spice things up in the bedroom.

For starters if you have some sort of sexual fantasy or desire that you would like to be fulfilled you can use text messaging to let your partner know. Sometimes it is very hard to talk to your partner about things you desire so text messaging is a way to say what you want without feeling any added pressure. Being able to send a text instead of having to say it face to face will make things more comfortable for you.

Text messaging can also be used as a form of foreplay. Stop thinking that foreplay can only happen in the bedroom. Foreplay should start way before the actual act of intercourse occurs. Throughout the day you can send each other suggestive messages that will get them in the mood. Tell your partner what you want to do to them when they get home. Trust this will make for some mind blowing sex. The anticipation alone will make it well worth the wait.

Though text messaging can have a great affect on your sex life there are a few things you should be cautious about. DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT send text messages to a phone that is not exclusively used by your partner. These type of text messages are private and should not be able to be read by anyone else. Also never ever send text messages to a phone that has been issued to them by their employer. Those phones are the property of the company so anytime they choose they can go through that phone and see what has been going on.

Text messaging is a very fun and creative way to spice up your sex life. Start doing it today. I am sure you will be pleased with the results. Not only can text messaging be used as a great tool to relay your sexual desires, but it can also be used as a great tool to simply communicate your feelings to your partner.

Do you know about the top 10 super sex tips that will turn your bedroom into an endless sex room filled with endless pleasure? If not, you will by the end of this article. Do you ever feel unsatisfied after sex with your partner? Even if the sex is great, there is always room for improvements.

Take a few moments to review these top 10 tips for better sex and use them with your partner.

#1: Take things slow: One of the main complaints among women regarding sex is their partner takes things to fast. If this is happening in your relationship, remind your partner that you like to take it a little slower. But instead of just telling them, why not show them. Tease your partner with slow kisses or long arousing carcasses.

#2: Don’t compare your relationship to the adult films on your closet. Although most men the wham-bam action of the adult films, most women don’t relate. Make sure to include the seductive aspect of sex to ensure you are fully satisfied. Also, make sure to remind your partner that you also like receiving oral sex as much as they do.

#3: Change it up. Men assume since they are men, they exactly what a woman wants. But we know different. Don’t get caught in a routine. Variety will spice up your sex like and your partner will me more than willing to experience this spice with you. Ask you partner to try it a different way or offer up a different position.

#4: Add some toys to your sex life. Remember the uninhibited feelings of your youth. Now is the time to re-experience them. Enjoy some time with the lights on and the lights off. Add a blindfold and handcuffs also well as some toys. Enjoy the pleasure and freedom then can bring to both of you and go wild.

#5: Add a mirror. Aim mirror at your bed. You don’t need to purchase a expensive mounted mirror, an inexpensive full-length mirror will do the trick. If you don’t enjoy sex in the light, a mirror will add shadows and images that can be a real turn-on.

#6: Tell stories. Fantasy and imagination are vital to enjoying sex. Talking dirty will enhance your sexual experience. Most women have a difficult time expressing their sexual fantasies. One of the best ways to introduce sex talk to your partner is to place a sex book on your night stand and read it with your partner. Get an erotic novel with more stories and less hard-core porn photos. This will increase the sexual energy in your bedroom.

#7: Take control. If you want the sex to last longer, take a female dominant position. This will help your partner to last longer and you to climax faster. Take a top position, enjoy a side position and any other position that give you easy accessibility to you own body.

#8: Apply some lotion. If your partner has rough dry skin, why not keep some lotion or moisturizer in the bedside stand. Apply some lotion to the rough areas of your partner prior to making loving. This will help to keep every smooth and moisturized.

#9: Don’t worry about what you don’t have. Every women has a part her body she isn’t completely comfortable with. If you worry about the size of your breasts, your bottom or your waist, you will always be self-conscience. Accept yourself and your body and feel comfortable in your own skin.

#10: Explore your entire body. Explore the ears, caresses the hair, touch the toes of your partner and encourage them to explore every part of your body. This is not only a sexual experience, but also provide a complete female sexual stimulation and a very romantic experience. Simple touching yourself can lead to the feeling of extreme connectedness and greatly enhance your sexual experience.

Question : Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
Answer : A woman bcos
she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck 

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts,
than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Nipple Nipple dont be far,
can I press u in my car.
Up
above the chest so high,
always milky never dry.
Let
me suck you,
dont feel shy.

Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner,
right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?
(touches d
breats)-no sound.
Girl:U havent plugged in yet!