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I Think I Preferred Gandalf
Fuck me, but I have seen some shit ideas in my time. In my line of work, it’s inevitable - but some that stand out were an idea for a brand of Bitter which consisted of a procession through the… more →
Eiljert Gabbles On
I Think I Preferred Gandalf
eiljert wrote 3 days ago: Fuck me, but I have seen some shit ideas in my time. In my line of work, it’s inevitable - bu … more →
In Search of Mojo
eiljert wrote 3 weeks ago: I’ve written previously about the lack of appetite that everyone around me appears to have for … more →
China
eiljert wrote 3 weeks ago: I went to China last week. For a day. That’s right: two days (or rather: two sleepless nights) … more →
Creativity and Collaboration
eiljert wrote 2 months ago: I am at the start of what I think is going to be a very long process of writing a book on the above … more →
"We Need A Meeting"
eiljert wrote 6 months ago: Oh shitting hell! Is there any pronouncement more likely to be both simultaneously untrue AND dreadf … more →
December is the month to plan
Melanie Thompson wrote 7 months ago: So many agencies and colleagues are wrapping things up. Cleaning out their desks and e-mail backlogs … more →
Death To Travesty Of All Things Gay
eiljert wrote 7 months ago: Travesty of All Things Gay has crossed the line: he has (without consulting me at all) hired two Pla … more →
The Choice
eiljert wrote 10 months ago: A previous incumbent in my professional role had this to say: “You can either do the meetings, … more →
Smallness
eiljert wrote 10 months ago: Travesty of All Things Gay led an attack on Hamburg this week: a tightly cinched hurricane of Kenzo … more →
"I'm Not Trying To Get You Into Bed"
eiljert wrote 11 months ago: One of the great lies, this protestation was a staple of my teenage years and my (pre-Wife) twenties … more →
Words, Words, Words
eiljert wrote 11 months ago: David Tennant’s “Hamlet” opened last night to what appears to be pretty universall … more →
Hiring Planners
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Well, it’s been an ingredient on the blog for long enough – I think it’s time that … more →
Solitary Planner
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Friday, 6th April 2007 The long week ends. My Favourite Client asked me to focus on one brand in par … more →
The Ogee Curve of Planning
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Saturday, 26th May 2007 Two days in New York with the most important global planners. Sometimes, the … more →
I MAY Be A Moaning Twat
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Tuesday, 29th May 2007 I have a feeling that I am turning into the sort of person that I hate: a moa … more →
I Planner. I Twat.
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Sunday, 23rd September 2007 Fucking hell: I made a RIGHT twat of myself on Friday night. I went to t … more →
Oh, Shut Your Shitting Face
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Sunday, 28th October 2007 This is what I wanted to say at the meeting in Dubai that I attended with … more →
Next Stop: Arse-Wiping Assistant
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Saturday, 9th February 2008 How is it possible that I have suddenly entered a WHOLE NEW PHASE of my … more →
Menage a Trois
eiljert wrote 1 year ago: Thursday, 14th February 2008 I am the Planning Fuck Pig in the middle of an Account Handling three w … more →
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