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Lighten up Mondays

I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I pulled into a rest stop to use the bathroom.  I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine.

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Lighten up Mondays

Brian’s stress level was at unsurpassed levels.  His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital.

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Lighten up Mondays

An elderly gent was invited to his friend’s house for dinner one evening.  The friend was impressed by the way his elderly buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. 72 more words

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Poised to Fall - a Boob Poem

My breasts are on borrowed time.

I seem to have so far diverted menopause
(will I develop a penchant for power tools?)
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Lighten up Mondays

Sorry to do this to you; here’s a blonde joke:

Lincoln, a young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Lucy, something nice for their fifth wedding anniversary.  92 more words

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Lighten up Monday

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.  Luckily a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.  100 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Equal time for the male and female Baby Boomers out there:

A guy was reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan. 

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