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Lighten up Mondays

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.  241 more words

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THE BACK NINE

The following is from an email I received. I tried tracking down the original author to give credit, but wasn’t successful. Although I’m not quite at the same place as this person, I’m definitely on the “back nine” and found this article both humorous and thought-provoking. 807 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Gloria was all alone.  It was two months since her dear Herbie had passed, and she just couldn’t seem to move on.

“Listen here, Gloria,”  said her good friend, Barbara, “maybe you should go see a psychic? 

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Lighten up Mondays

I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I pulled into a rest stop to use the bathroom.  I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine.

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Lighten up Mondays

Brian’s stress level was at unsurpassed levels.  His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital.

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Lighten up Mondays

An elderly gent was invited to his friend’s house for dinner one evening.  The friend was impressed by the way his elderly buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. 72 more words

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Poised to Fall - a Boob Poem

My breasts are on borrowed time.

I seem to have so far diverted menopause
(will I develop a penchant for power tools?)
she’ll find me eventually… 70 more words

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