Baby Boomers and More
I was coming back from visiting my son in Miami and I pulled into a rest stop to use the bathroom. I just sat down on the toilet when I heard a voice coming from the stall next to mine.
3 days, 3 hours
Brian’s stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Maggie was in labor and Brian was sure it was time to head to the hospital.
1 week, 3 days
An elderly gent was invited to his friend’s house for dinner one evening. The friend was impressed by the way his elderly buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. 72 more words
2 weeks, 3 days
Laurie Holman: Funny Writer
My breasts are on borrowed time.
I seem to have so far diverted menopause
(will I develop a penchant for power tools?)
she’ll find me eventually… 70 more words
2 weeks, 4 days
Sorry to do this to you; here’s a blonde joke:
Lincoln, a young man, wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Lucy, something nice for their fifth wedding anniversary. 92 more words
3 weeks, 3 days
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. 100 more words
Equal time for the male and female Baby Boomers out there:
A guy was reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
1 month, 1 week