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Lighten up Mondays

“O.K. everyone,” said the female instructor to her attentive birthing class, “today, we are going to do an exercise to help you men sympathize with your partners.”  And holding up an artificial stomach with an attached strap she adds, “What I have here is what’s called a pregnancy suit.  135 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Lauren was frustrated. She had complained dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom mirror immediately after applying lipstick, to no avail. 86 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

Women and men converse differently.  Here’s a case in point:

Rachel: Oh! You got a haircut.  It’s so cute!

Kate:  Do you think so?  I wasn’t sure.  157 more words

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Bathing Suit Shopping Part One: Sing, Ariel, Sing!

Well, it’s here – the moment I’ve been dreading all summer. My annual quest for a bathing suit has officially begun.

I know it’s June. I know some of you bought your suits back in January. 1,238 more words

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Bathing Suit Shopping: A Terrifying Trilogy of Epic Proportions

Welcome to my three-part series on finding a bathing suit. No need to thank me for reminding you of what you’ve been trying to forget all along – that for some of us, bathing suit season started weeks ago. 471 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

An old man went to the doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear.  The doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. 104 more words

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Lighten up Mondays

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore.  He needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted like.

One summer day he told his members he was going on a vacation. 101 more words

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