WASHINGTON (CBSDC) - College students across the country have flocked to beach towns for the annual rite of passage known as “spring break.”

Another way to put it is ‘pour copious amounts of booze into their skulls until they pass out where they stand,’ which seems to be the tone beautifully articulated in a recent special report by Ainsley Earhardt for Fox News, brought to my attention by drunk college chick connoisseur, Matt Valdez. 801 more words