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Airline Anxiety

“I was drunk and stole a case of beer from the liquor store. Then three cops came. I got one of them in a headlock. Then they tased me three times,” the gentleman seated next to me said. 940 more words

Slice Of Life

Suspicious Bag Causes Brief Stir & Evacuations At DFW Airport

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NORTH TEXAS (CBSDFW.COM/AP) — A part of a Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport terminal was evacuated briefly after someone found what officials say was a “suspicious bag.” 193 more words

News

LAX - Friday Fictioneers

AnElephantCant be in a movie
Although he has a quite marvellous talent for acting
He is a Hollywood star
Like his cousin Babar
If he does not find cameras and lights so distracting… 152 more words

Daft Rhymes

Three Things Required By Stranded Airline Passengers (2007)

1. Food.

2. Water.

3. Patience.
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The airline may provide the first two-
But on the third one, each individual, on their own, must accrue.

Poetry