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O'Horror at O'Hare

By SCOTT SAALMAN

So, everyone has boarded our transoceanic aircraft at O’Hare.

The flight safety message has started. It’s the kind you watch on TV monitors, not a flight attendant’s live reenactment of what you should do if something goes woefully awry. 912 more words

Essays

Explaining the airplane safety card...to my three year old

One of the requirements of parenting is answering questions. A LOT of questions. Some questions are funny and some questions we wish we didn’t have to answer, but we do. 1,116 more words

Parenting

THREE PLACES TO CHECK YOUR WEIGHT (2003)

1. At the doctors office for the file
and to determine prescription doses.

2. On your personal weight scale at home
in the bathroom just for you and you… 32 more words

Poetry