When I got into my car after work, I noticed that 3 of my windows were wide open, and my sunroof was partially open. This really freaked me out. I immediately checked the back seat for intruders, and … more →
Is it gross?alhwang wrote 1 month ago: When I got into my car after work, I noticed that 3 of my windows were wide open, and my sunroof was … more →
alhwang wrote 1 month ago: Today at my Krav Maga class, we spent the entire class doing conditioning drills. Toward the end, we … more →
alhwang wrote 5 months ago: I was originally going to write a post comparing the iPhone 3GS with a gun, but then I saw the new T … more →
alhwang wrote 8 months ago: To all you folks dating in the new millennium — I know you’re young and have plenty of t … more →
alhwang wrote 9 months ago: My apartment complex people hired the Green Police to go through all of the apartments and make ener … more →
alhwang wrote 9 months ago: There’s one phrase that I seem to hear way more than anyone should, and that’s, “ … more →
alhwang wrote 9 months ago: In the following sequence of events that occurred today, I made exactly one mistake. See if you can … more →
alhwang wrote 9 months ago: I am not perfect. Nobody is. The following is a short tale of a mistake that I made. You will be giv … more →
alhwang wrote 9 months ago: You know the scene in Romeo Must Die where Jet Li’s character is losing in a fight to a girl b … more →
alhwang wrote 10 months ago: You know those “science” people that are all like, “there are tiny particles a bil … more →
alhwang wrote 10 months ago: its country pop starr taylor swift!!!! ZOMG taylor at the country music awwards taylor wihtout ne … more →
alhwang wrote 12 months ago: I’ve recently been seeing commercials for Progressive (the insurance company) where you choose … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: It always surprises me that smoothie places will blend you all sorts of different smoothies but will … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: Question: What’s the funniest city in the Czech Republic? Answer: Prahahaha … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: The five of you that read this blog are probably wondering what happened to it since I haven’t … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: “No mooom, it’s a gallimeeeeemus.” Yeah, you remember saying that back in the day. … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: It costs the same amount as other stamps, but unlike other stamps, it will always be valid first cla … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: Here’s a short excerpt from my autobiography from the chapter titled, “The Amateur Crypt … more →
alhwang wrote 1 year ago: Here’s another excerpt from my much anticipated autobiography — this time, written by me … more →