Have booked lovely holiday to Majorca for first week of December with Brandon as surprise for Amy’s birthday present. Think that Amy shall bloody love self almost as much as Majorca. 34 more words
4 hours, 26 minutes
OK well were crying and wailing.
4 hours, 28 minutes
Obviously am not rockstar but think that family loved self and were cheering and screaming and clapping as lights dipped down, as well as throwing gifts on stage as bowed and departed stage.
4 hours, 29 minutes
Feel like bloody rockstar
4 hours, 31 minutes
Mother is definitely going to hate self for reading poem. Does not matter. Do not care. Have wine. Is going to be fine.
Would be like time that farted i front of whole entire family only at least with crying is not chance of also shitting in pants.
4 hours, 33 minutes
Would be bloody embarrassing to cry in front of family.
4 hours, 34 minutes