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September 23rd 5PM

Have booked lovely holiday to Majorca for first week of December with Brandon as surprise for Amy’s birthday present. Think that Amy shall bloody love self almost as much as Majorca. 34 more words

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September 23rd 3:31PM

Obviously am not rockstar but think that family loved self and were cheering and screaming and clapping as lights dipped down, as well as throwing gifts on stage as bowed and departed stage.

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September 23rd 2PM

Mother is definitely going to hate self for reading poem. Does not matter. Do not care. Have wine. Is going to be fine.

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September 23rd 10:05AM

Would be like time that farted i front of whole entire family only at least with crying is not chance of also shitting in pants.

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September 23rd 10:01AM

Would be bloody embarrassing to cry in front of family.

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