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Weekend o' BB & LRC2 comments

longredcape wrote 1 week ago: Once upon a time, a beautiful little girl was born in New England. Then, a few short weeks later, a … more →

Tags: blog love is the shiz, hetero chick love, I can't believe I just wrote an entire blog entry

Don't prop me up beside no stinking jukebox8 comments

longredcape wrote 4 months ago: As I was listening to Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes earlier today, I got to thinking about how I … more →

Tags: I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I am a complete and utter moron, I am a fucking genius, narcissism is necessary sometimes, I MEAN IT--YOU BETTER FUCKING CRY

This is The Final Countdown . . . until I blow grey matter all over the wall13 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: So, you want to hear about my date? Fine. If you must. It wasn’t a terrible date. It wasn … more →

Tags: aren't you glad you're not me right now?, could have gone without seeing that, Fail, I am a 12 year old boy, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, New York, Smartass Engineer, Twitter is the cause of irony in my life

On insults, sperm, and booze8 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: So, I received a negative comment on my last post, and I’m going to try not to go into a long … more →

Tags: Andy, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, Emotions, eyeball farting is scary, helloooooo tangent, I can be scattered at times, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm single because I'm crazy

LRC Makes Bad Decisions, Vol. 1714 comments

longredcape wrote 7 months ago: I’m going to attempt a lighthearted approach at this post, because 1) it’s FRIDAY! and 2 … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, Adam, BrownEyes, did we break enough this time?, Emotions, I am a complete and utter moron, I blame texting, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I *love* my Friends

I know you're jealous of my ultra-classy lifestyle11 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Last Friday night found me with an invitation to dinner from NY and and invitation to a party from m … more →

Tags: WTF, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, could have gone without seeing that, people are dumb, I blame texting, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, blog love is the shiz

Stupefied15 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I don’t get it, peeps. (I have this awful habit of adopting a word or phrase and abusing it te … more →

Tags: Murray, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, god hates me, WTF, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, Fail, Emotions, Pls to take pity? Kthx., New York

Possible scenarios for getting New York into bed with me12 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Normally, I am not a very shy person. But put me around a cute boy? And I am rendered incapacitated. … more →

Tags: Single life, sex, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., this is what happens when you're crazy, this is the new plan, I'm single because I'm crazy, I am a complete and utter moron, Pls to take pity? Kthx., That's What SHE Said!

It's not Thanksgiving until . . . and Twilight12 comments

longredcape wrote 12 months ago: God, is the weekend effing over already? UGH. I am trying to squeeze every last drop out of it that … more →

Tags: Adam, Single life, WTF, sex, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, could have gone without seeing that, I hope you have the attention span to get through this

Naw y'all9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: In an effort to amuse Andy, because I was bored (and he won’t admit it, but he was, too), I vi … more →

Tags: I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., could have gone without seeing that, this is what happens when you're crazy, Andy, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, I'm single because I'm crazy, Vlogging, Fail, I am a complete and utter moron

Think I'm gonna get me some happy8 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So, remember when I said I was pissed that BE didn’t come with me to the visitation for my dec … more →

Tags: Andy, BrownEyes, Claire, Halloween, I am a complete and utter moron

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Gotta love Mae West. (And Kendra Wilkinson for providing me with the source of that quote. My God, I … more →

Tags: Adam, Andy, BrownEyes, Claire, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I live in a redneck town, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Murray

What's the name of the game?9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: (Yes, I used an ABBA song as the title of my post.) (Deal with it.) I still haven’t had the Co … more →

Tags: BrownEyes, Single life, the dogs

So much crazy, I can't even keep ahold of it9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Y’all, my life is CRAZIFIED. FOR REALSKI. The bitchiness continues, but that’s not the h … more →

Tags: Adam, BrownEyes, Claire, Glen, I live in a redneck town, pass the Ritalin - I may have Adult ADD, sex, Single life, the dogs

This week can go fuck itself5 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: People seriously are driving me to drink. Heavily. Two people have complained about me to my boss th … more →

Tags: god hates me, Work crap

A horizontal life, in more ways than one4 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Recently, I said that I had made a choice in the way I would approach my new single life: I’m going … more →

Tags: Murray, Adam, Single life, Lisa, sex, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., BrownEyes, Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea

Constantly injuring myself13 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So this weekend was pretty painful. PHYSICALLY PAINFUL. First of all, as I was leaving the house on … more →

Tags: Claire, scott, WTF, I get a really good deal on health insurance

Seriously?3 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: OK, it’s one thing for it to cost upwards of $60 to fill my gas tank. It hurts my wallet, but … more →

Tags: why can't I be independently wealthy?, god hates me


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