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Language Bom
Dear future grandchildren, I’m writing this blog for you. Someday all blogs will be engraved on the bottoms of wide flat stones and you’ll slide your finger across a surfaceless touchpad a… more →
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Language Bom
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quilty wrote 4 days ago: Dear future grandchildren, I’m writing this blog for you. Someday all blogs will be engraved o … more →
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quilty wrote 1 week ago: Officers from Beijing’s Industry and Commerce Administration stopped the sale of “ObaMao” merchandis … more →
David Crosby fan fiction
quilty wrote 1 week ago: —Why was the American Office filmed in Berlin? —It wasn’t. —I read it was. —Where? —In Sergio … more →
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quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: In my deepening commitment to sound completely stoned at all times even though I am not stoned: Seei … more →
Pummelmilk
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quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: ODIN: Will you strike a man’s tooth? DESIREE: No sir! I will not. [She resumes typing.] ODIN: … more →
Gregarious Chanters
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quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: Hey Ponderous Lady: I scent you a bunches of rose-petal dew. Did you get it? Regards, F’clfyce … more →
lo-carb cheez-cake
quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: I think you should be a LITTLE MORE FAMOUS before you eat that. ok now? I don’t think you … more →
Cy Preclops
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quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: —I haven’t had a drink since Saturday. —It’s Wednesday. —I know —You sound like an alcoh … more →
personal pan pizza
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quilty wrote 2 weeks ago: —Quit drinking coffee, day 4, still feel a little moony, a little spacey, but pretty much out of the … more →
Permanent Teardrop.
quilty wrote 1 month ago: Hey Cancer How’s “the darkness Fine Not as dark as you make it sound Black beans and cod … more →
HORRIBLE PLASH
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quilty wrote 1 month ago: Q: I hear your interns don’t use the bathroom in your office? A: That’s right. They go t … more →
quilty wrote 1 month ago: PETRA: My cousin is in that band. SASCHA: “Wow.” I’m “impressed.” P: I … more →
quilty wrote 1 month ago: DRACULA: We got lost. FRANKENSTEIN: On DVD? DRACULA: Ha. I get it: “We got Lost“! F: Yea … more →
Paging Dr. Gary
quilty wrote 1 month ago: Another hot slice of Audi-0 embarrassment for you, my friends. Sunday 9 a.m. oficina multi-tracked G … more →
Where Is War-Weena?
quilty wrote 1 month ago: —Internet’s quiet tonight —Yep —You said yer sleepy. Sure you wanna be bloggin? —Don’t s … more →
"An Education" advance screening in San Francisco, 10/7, feat. Nick Hornby IN PERSON!
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quilty wrote 1 month ago: click to "enlarge" LI’L TIFFANY: Thirty dollars? Fuck that. PROVOST GARY: Li’l … more →
Full-Scale Erotica
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quilty wrote 1 month ago: —Intelligence has nothing to do with it. —Then what’s it about? —Whether or not you’re r … more →
Conceit 2.0
quilty wrote 2 months ago: I think I wrote this two nights ago. When people start going to therapy, it’s all they can tal … more →
