Nothing makes me happier than watching beat downs on reality tv. Today was the airing of the ROCK OF LOVE 2 REUNION show, and I give it The Ghetto Award of Approval. So many great moments from tonight episode, but here are my top 10:

1. Heather beating the shit out of Daisy. Wow, those girls really do not like each other. Heather was the runner up from Season 1 of ROL, and Daisy is the runner up from Season 2. Both mutually hate each other, and things got very heated on this episode. Heather pushed Daisy so hard and literally punched her in the head over 10 times. It was awesome. I loved it when Heather told Daisy she was Bret’s slopping seconds. Hee hee …
2. Destiny’s tears over losing her dad just 2 weeks before. You didn’t see a dry eye in the place. I also loved that she pointed out that she had 2 hours of alone time w/Bret, and how could she have fallen in love with him during that short period of time.
3. Kristy Joe admitting on tv that not only was she nuts, but that she went back to her husband and they are still together today. WTF? Also a special mention to the video of Aubry and Kristy Joe’s lady love tender moments.
4. Peyton’s weird 30 second performance of her “Rock of Love” song that she wrote about her experience in the house. Nothing cracked me up more than also hearing her say “Face Time” in reference to SNL’s parody of ROL. You gotta love Saturday Night Live!
5. Megan sitting smugly in the audience and not making up to the stage. always hated her and this proved that she was less interesting than Frenchy, for pete’s sake.
6. Frency’s pathetic censored lap dance she gave to Bret during the taping.
7. Daisy’s weird hand placement during her 15 minutes of fame. She kept her hand in front of her chin, like she was hiding a double chin or something. Actually, Bret does the same thing, as he really does have a double chin. But hey, I understand he was diabetes, and we all know how hard it is to stay slim with this disease. But, has Daisy packed on a fee pounds? Hmmm…
8. I loved it that everyone said that Amber/Ambre told Bret that she was not wearing any panties, when in fact, she said underwear. Roll the tape people, she is an old lady, and she used the less sexier version of panties. Ha ha …
9. Amber/Ambre’s new hairstyle. thank god she got rid of that 2-toned hair. It was aging her, and this haircut looks more fresh and modern.
10. Bret and Amber/Ambre blatantly admitting that they had sex on the show, and have since even though they weren’t supposed to see each other after the show ended. I thought she over-acted about how happy she was with Bret. Come on, they are not dating. There was no light in his eyes when he saw her. He’s dead behind the eyes, because he isn’t in love with her. We all know it was just a month of fun for these people to further their careers…..

Can you believe it people? It’s like a total repeat/ripoff of last season. Bret nails both chicks, then picks the “good girl” over the “rocker girl” aka “stripper girl.” Not that I’m knocking Heather from last season. She brought a lot to the table. But come on, do you really think your gonna see Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake walking down Sunset Boulevard anytime soon? Hell to the no. Ha ha Daisy! Your only good enough to nail, not be his “Rock of Love.”

Ok, some of you must be wondering why this was posted so late … I always post within 30 minutes from shows end. I’ve got to tell you, I just got home from vacation. Seriously, the bags aren’t even unpacked. The first thing I did was well, pet the cat, eat Taco Bell, then dash to the computer. I was so upset when I realized I couldn’t blog about this asap. But I did manage to watch the show live from the Boston Park Plaza, and people, it was a great show.

Here are my top 10 moments from the last episode where Bret picks Amber:

1. Daisy and her insecurity. It was laughable how insecure she was next to Amber. I loved every moment of it.
2. Amber telling Bret that she didn’t have any underpants on. First of all, if she was more hip, she would have said panties. But I love this about her, she’s finally showing her age. BTW, I actually grimaced during this exchange between the two of them. I just don’t want to picture Bret Michaels sleeping with anyone. He’s so not hot anymore … Well, I never thought he was, but I realize many others thought this way back in the day.
3. Amber wearing a nylon-type dress to walk-around in a jungle. Even though I’m from the ghetto, I’m smart enough to know that Jungle+ Nylon = Sweaty pitts. And I’ve been to Cancun, twice. It’s hot as hell there. No way they did any walking around. They walked like 5 feet to that secluded massage place, which I was very jealous of!
4. Daisy puking her guts out on the fishing boat, ruining their fun day at sea. Ha ha! Although I did feel bad for her as I was on a whale watching tour earlier that day and witnessed many people getting sea sick around me.
5. Daisy’s ridiculous purple satin dress she wore to their fancy meal, aka, f-fest. It wasn’t tight, in fact, it was very loose and il-fitting. It was as if she was trying to class it up and ran out and bought it at the last minute. It was like a tent on her. WTF?
6. Those ridiculous necklaces Bret said he “bought” for Daisy and Amber. Come on, we know all along the way all this crap was giving to the show as product placement in exchange for free advertising. Don’t go commercial on us Rock of Love. You’d never see Flavor of Love 3 do that.
7. Perhaps my favorite – Amber saying that she can get surgery to look hotter, but Daisy can’t get surgery to become smarter. Nothing truer could be said. That was awesome Amber!!!
8. Daisy having horrible hair, and it desperate need of a root job.
9. None of the sex was hidden on this show. You just knew he was getting both of them. My god, they even showed Amber who-ha when she sat on top of him on the massage table, if you looked close enough. Jeez!
10. Daisy and her pathetic crying when it was all said and done. I loved that this stupid tatted floozy lost. she is not hot, and deserved to go bye-bye…..

Check this link for laughs … Daisy singing about ROL 2

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1585269&vid=224007

After a long night of blogging Sunday, I ran across a bulletin that Amber/Ambre from Rock of Love 2 puts out to her myspace friends. She instructs us to read her new blog, and I did and I’m sharing it with you folks here. Also check out my comment after her blog. I think I’m #6.

Courtesy of Ambre Lake:

http://www.myspace.com/ambrelake

Monday, April 07, 2008

And now, we are down to the final two ladies (Daisy and Amber) and a trip to Cancun, Mexico. I thought that being a super fan would get Destiny further … but she f-ed up when she admitted that she wasn’t in love with Bret. Why not lie like Daisy and Amber? (Yes, I know it’s Ambre, but I think Ambre sounds stupid.) Destiny was also dumb enough to get a tattoo, and NOT get the Rock of Love or Bret. But then again, she could have learned from history, and seen that getting a tattoo would get her kicked off like it did for Heather in season 1 of ROL.

Here are my favorite moments from today’s episode:

1. Destiny’s father revealing that he is dying of liver cancer, and Bret taking him out for a spin on a kick-ass Harley. I appreciated the fact the Destiny did not use this fact to further her cause with Bret.
2. Amber’s dad telling Bret that she was really 37, not 31 or 32 like she has mentioned earlier. (For those of you who may have forgotten, Amber went to MSU w/me, so I new she was lying!)
3. Daisy’s pity party when she laments that she has no one to come to the house to support her during the parents episode. Then she is trying to tease us that perhaps her uncle, Oscar de la Hoya will come. But all we get is her ex-boyfriends sister instead. Pathetic Daisy!
4. Daisy at the Rainbow being all star-struck. She is such an idiot, I can’t explain how she acted her. Just all googley-eyed.
5. Amber slipping into a fake southern accent when her “southern daddy” came for a visit. Honey, we all know you were in Sweet Home Alabama. You don’t need to impress us with your acting skills.
6. The beginning of the show when Bret came on sans hat or bandana and we got to see his beautiful weave. Oh, it looks so fake, and had a little ridge from it being hung wrong. Classic tv blooper!
7. Bret wiping his crocodile tears after kicking off Destiny, then making out with her, and then saying goodbye to her. Come on, we all know this show is taped in like 2 weeks, that it’s stocked full of actresses, and that you are doing it for the money. Come on, you never even called Jess after season 1 and you could see how pissed off she was at the reunion show.
8. Amber getting blasted by Bret and the sushi restaurant when Bret tells her her father told her real age. What i loved is that she had told her dad to be vague about her age to the girls, but to tell her real age to Bret. It was all in the best interest of her career. Come on! You are a little to old for the show. I mean, you are no Catherine or Peyton, but you aren’t no Daisy either.
9. Daisy and amber finding out that they are going to Cancun, and the previews for the next episode that show Daisy puking off a boat and saying she meant to do that, and Amber telling Bret she wasn’t wearing any panties on the date. Double yuck!
10. My parting comment to my husband before I ran off to type up my review of todays show. He speculated that Daisy is going to win, and I agreed with him. The fun part was that I blasted Amber, (I won’t repeat it all here) and said “Whoever her agent is … he deserves his pay, because he got her casted in this show.” Because, in my mind, ROL fans, she is one hell of an actress. You can just tell she doesn’t belong on this show, and she is doing it for her career.

Yep, watching Rock of Love 2 @ noon instead of watching it at 9 pm has really paid off. OMG, it was the best episode of ROL, and perhaps any reality show program in the history of time. This show had so much drama, it was like a cross between MTV’s Real World and Celebrity Rehab. Yep my friends, that good. And I know you guys love this show too because SO MANY of you read my posts about Rock of Love it’s AMAZING! Anyhoo, here were my top 10 best moments of tomights show:

1. Hearing Daisy admit to getting pregnant and having an abortion and using that as an excuse as to why she keeps Charles, her so called ex in her one bedroom apartment in L.A.
2. Heather, being the evil yet sincere woman she is manipulate all the girls againt Daisy.
3. Jessica kicking Destiny’s ass at golf.
4. Heather making up the girls with sexy 80’s hair, then laughing at them when the left as it was a trick, since 80s hair is so out these days …
5. Amber, or Ambre as she spells it, shedding light on the fact that Daisy is struggling to pay her bills due to her boob job.
6. Learning that Daisy’s ex doesn’t even have a job, and that she is supporting him, and has supposedly not had sex with anyone for 2 years.
7. Destiny going ghetto on Daisy and semi throwing a drink at Daisy, and instead pissing off Bret and the dealer in his suite when she soaks the blackjack table.
8. Heather throwing a drink in Daisy’s face and telling her she is not her friend.
9. Tie-breaker: Daisy staying on the show after telling Brett that she “hung out” with Cee Cee a few years back and the horror of seeing perhaps the only sincere and non-actress/stripper/wanna-be of the show Jessica getting booted.
10. Seeing scenes from next weeks episode and hearing Amber’s dad tell Brett her true age, 37, as I reported earlier this year. Yep, we were freshman together at MSU. I love it … my bet is that she is kicked off next week.

So who will Bret pick? A 37 year old actress,

Oscar De La Hoya’s niece who looks like a man,

or a Poison groupie?

My money is on Daisy.

Someone just told me that Ambre (or Amber as I like to refer to her) from Rock of Love 2 has her own website and is an actress. And that she was in Sweet Home Alabama. WTF? I checked out her site and yep, she is and she was. She also attended MSU with me(And Bob Guinney from The Bachelor) what the hell! Why is a girl who has a master of Fine Arts kissing on Bret Michaels? Most importantly, a girl from her high school contacted me and says Ambre/Amber graduated in 1988, so how the hell is she only 32? I found that last bit to be the funniest. You can visit her website here :

http://www.ambrelake.com/

She also has a myspace page and you can visit it here:

http://www.myspace.com/ambrelake

If you check out Daisy’s myspace page, you can find out how to book her for events, and she even has her agent in her top friends. For a good laugh you can hear her awful music, too.

Check out her page here:

http://www.myspace.com/daisyrocksmusic

and her future website is here:

http://www.daisydelahoya.com/

I’ve noticed that Kristy Jo (Kristy Joe Muller) is also doing like menstruation commercials lately. And let’s not forget that she is a former Playgirl Bunny.  She also has a website that you can view here, which you want to check out to see her as a blonde, see what her email is and to find out that you can pay her $2,500 to appear for an event:

http://www.kristyjoe.com/

And the list continues … check out my myspace page here to find out more about the rest of the Rock of Love 2 girls:

www.myspace.com/thegirlfromtheghetto

First of all, I have to say that seeing tonight’s episode is must-see-tv!!! Turn on VH1 @ 9:00 pm, no excuses!!! I was late to Easter brunch with the in-laws because I had to see the last 15 minutes of the best ever Rock of Love 2. I love that VH1 plays Rock of Love 2 early in the day! With Heather coming for a visit today, I knew we were in for a treat. Heather rocks, and I still don’t understand why Bret didn’t pick her last season. Anyways … here are my favorite top ten moments from today’s episode:

1. Jessica getting wasted, and crying and puking all over the place in her little bikini was hysterical/pathetic. I loved that she was scarfing down a ham sandwich like Big Mama Cass then pucked it up like a little girl. This dainty lil’ thing ain’t no rock star, and she couldn’t hang with the big girls.
2. Megan shows her true colors and suggests that her best buddy Jessica should get kicked off because she was too innocent. This is why Jessica was pathetically crying through half the episode.
3. Ambre is such a class act that when Bret Michaels invites all the girls ex-boyfriends to hang out with him, none of her ex’s would come, so her guy friend came instead and only had nice things to say about her.
4. Destiny gets called a groupie by her neurotic cast mates on Rock of Love 2, but she befriends Heather and stays. Who wouldn’t be a perfect girlfriend for Bret other than a fan of his music? My god, she is probably the only chick on the show who has seen him in concert!
5. Megan breaking down into tears over her ugly exboyfriend. She makes a huge mistake and tells Ambre that her ex didn’t want to be her boyfriend 2 YEARS AGO, and she’s still crying over the loss of him? He ain’t anything special to look at friends … it was pathetic, and Ambre ran straight to Bret and told him.
6. Bret taking the guys to a cigar bar and Dave and Busters was pathetic. All of these guys had 0 personality, and it played out badly on tv. It was painful.
7. We also learn that Daisy still lives with her ex-boyfriend and bandmate in a 1 bedroom apartment, and has not told Bret. (do they still share a bed?) She gave the ugliest crying manface moment I have ever seen on reality tv. OMG, to quote Pheebe from Friends – “My Eyes!!!” Daisy herself confided to Heather her secret and somehow Bret forgave her and kept her on the show another night. The surprise!
8. Jessica, still drunk, and fresh from puking jumping into Bret’s arms and laying a nasty puke kiss right on the smacker. They told each other that they loved one another. She had actual slime on her arm … and it was fabulous!!!!
9. Heather just laughing about how easy it was getting all these chicks to tell their secrets in the first 10 minutes of being there. I almost missed Kristy Jo tonight … imagine what we could have seen from her!
10. Seeing Megan’s sorry, pathetic butt just standing there in shock when she realized that she was getting kicked off. She was a sore loser, wouldn’t say or hug or kiss Bret goodbye. 0 class. It was a perfect moment.

On a side note, Megan was only there for the exposure. I’m so glad she got kicked off tonight.  If you do research on her, you will learn that she has been on Beauty and the Geek, and I think she was a Playboy Cyber girl. I found a few picture’s of her with some of her famous friends …

Hef and Megan

Jerry Springer and Megan

Goodbye crazy Kristy Jo. Hurray, hurray, our favorite psycho lady is finally going home. Thank god Bret Michaels made the right decision for once.

My favorite moments from tonight’s show:

1. Oh, Bret Michaels … Sattish? Really? You bring a Chakra worker to the house, then take him to Kristy Jo and ruin Amber’s date? So not fair.
2. The making of the videos. I love the fact that Daisy, Destiny and Jessica make a stupid slutty video and they lost. Ha ha sluts.
3. Daisy crying in the kitchen after losing the video challenge.
4. Kristy Jo calling her 2nd husband, and letting everyone know “she ended it” after saying for weeks she was on the path to divorce.
5. Bret saying that Amber was the best kisser in the house. So glad he’s giving the old lady a nice shout-out.
6. The pathetic trio of weeping girls on the stairs during Bret’s date … Daisy, Destiny and Jessica. OMG your girls are retarded!
7. Kristy Jo’s and Megan’s date with Bret. Megan just jumped him and forced Kristy Jo out of the room with her heavy petting.
8. Seeing the promo for next week. Hurray! Heather is back and she’s going to find out all the dirty on the remaining 5 girls.
9. Also, another promo moment for next week … Daisy has a secret she needs to tell Bret. My guess is that she USED TO BE A MAN!
10. Megan freaking out when she thought she was getting kicked off. Crazy Kristy Jo was the one to go, but you know it needs to be Megan. She has no connection to Bret other than she thinks she’s hot.