Kevin Costner wants to retire from his life of CIA badassery and live a life of spaghetti sauce, bicycles and scarves but a combination of Amber Heard and a magic cancer cure lead him back to a life of guns, car chases and suits. 270 more words
I've invaded The IPC for my Shitfest review! If you're looking for a few giggles about a pretty awful film, go and have a read. However, warning: if you're easily offended by lots of strong language, you might want to skip this one. I...ahem...don't really hold back.