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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood's not going to be famous anymore. Good riddance.]]></title>
<link>http://popcultureperversion.com/2012/06/06/amber-portwoods-not-going-to-be-famous-anymore-good-riddance/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 22:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>popcultureperversion</dc:creator>
<guid>http://popcultureperversion.com/2012/06/06/amber-portwoods-not-going-to-be-famous-anymore-good-riddance/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&nbsp; Well, since she asked the judge to sentence her to jail, I guess we can&#8217;t really be sur]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA['Teen Mom' Amber Portwood ordered to prison]]></title>
<link>http://fashionmedia.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-amber-portwood-ordered-to-prison/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 21:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fashionmedia</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Reality-show subject Amber Portwood, whose legal troubles began on MTV&#8217;s &#8220;Teen Mom]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reality-show subject Amber Portwood, whose legal troubles began on MTV&#8217;s &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; show, will be in an Indiana prison for the next two years or more.</p>
<p>Madison County, Indiana, Circuit Judge David Happe ruled Tuesday that Portwood must serve the prison time he imposed earlier this year when she pleaded guilty to a felony drug charge. She had avoided prison with a plea deal that included drug rehab, but she dropped out of the program last month.</p>
<p>Portwood, 22, was arrested on May 24 for violating her drug court probation requirements by failing a urine test and then lying about it, Prosecuting Attorney Rodney Cummings said.</p>
<p>That violation may not have caused probation to be revoked, since probationers are given two or three opportunities, &#8220;but she just opted out,&#8221; Cummings said. &#8220;I just don&#8217;t think she knew opting out meant five years in prison.&#8221;</p>
<p>Portwood will likely spend two-and-a-half years in prison before being released on parole for the remainder of the five years, Cummings said. Inmates get a day reduced from their prison time for each day successfully served. It is possible she could get another 30-day reduction for completing a drug rehab program while in prison, he said.</p>
<p>The report that Portwood definitely will be placed in a prison drug rehab program is not accurate, since that can only be decided once she is in the Indiana prison system, he said.</p>
<p>It probably will take two weeks before the commitment order is signed by the judge and Portwood is transferred from the Madison County jail to state corrections department custody, he said.</p>
<p>Portwood was first arrested on felony domestic violence charges in November 2010 because of incidents seen on her reality TV show &#8212; where she was shown shoving, punching, slapping and choking her boyfriend, Gary Shirley.</p>
<p>She was rearrested last December when a probation search found &#8220;a fairly sufficient amount of several different prescription pills&#8221; that were not prescribed to her, Cummings said.</p>
<p>She spent more than a month in jail before reaching a plea deal on a felony drug charge that included the drug rehab program, he said.</p>
<p>Her 3-year-old daughter is in the custody of Shirley, the father.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Teen Mom Star Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison ]]></title>
<link>http://987ampradio.cbslocal.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-star-sentenced-to-5-years-in-prison/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>josephine</dc:creator>
<guid>http://987ampradio.cbslocal.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-star-sentenced-to-5-years-in-prison/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Another Teen Mom star is making headlines for something negative. Even if you don&#8217;t keep up wi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another Teen Mom star is making headlines for something negative. Even if  you don&#8217;t keep up with MTV&#8217;s Teen Mom series, you&#8217;ve probably seen her name in headlines before. As of today, Amber Portwood was sentenced to five years in prison. </p>
<p>About a month ago, Portwood struck a plea agreement which mandated that she completes a drug rehab program or go to prison. Then just last week she appeared in front of the judge claiming she cannot complete drug rehab and would rather be put in prison! <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/24/amber-portwood-prison/">Amber said </a>she will always be a &#8220;bad girl&#8221; and prison is the only thing that can help her. </p>
<p>She may be right, as her list of legal charges continues to grow. Back in 2010 she was charged with three felonies for domestic violence against her babies father and ex-fiance, Gary Shirley. The acts of violence were not only in front of their daughter Leah, but they even caught on camera during filming of Teen Mom. The outcome of that was two years of probation, just barley avoiding a jail sentence. The bad girl didn&#8217;t stop there, a year later she then violated her probation by getting into another physical altercation plus having prescription medication on her, with no prescription. Exactly on year ago she was rushed to the hospital for <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/06/exclusive-teen-mom-amber-portwood-hospitalized-possible-suicide-attempt">attempting suicide</a>. </p>
<p>In the past season of Teen Mom, Portwood has addressed the issues she has with herself, blaming it on her childhood and how she was neglected. The third season of Teen Mom, which is set to air next week will unfold the event leading up to Portwood being referred to the Indiana Department of Corrections&#8217; drug program.</p>
<p>Hopefully her identifying the fact that a drug treatment program won&#8217;t work will be good in the long run. Gary Shirley has shown characteristic in being a stable, strong father for their three year old. </p>
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<title><![CDATA[News: Teen Mom Amber Portwood, Whale Wars, Kris Humphries]]></title>
<link>http://cleverrealitytv.com/2012/06/05/news-teen-mom-amber-portwood-whale-wars-kris-humphries/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cleverrealitytv</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[1. Can&#8217;t anyone get through to teen mom Amber Portwood&#8230;she needs help after being senten]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Can&#8217;t anyone get through to teen mom Amber Portwood&#8230;she needs help after being sentenced to 5 years in prison.</p>
<p><a title="Amber" href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/06/amber-portwood-sentenced-to-five-years-in-prison/" target="_blank">Amber gets 5 years</a></p>
<p>2.  Are you going to watch season 5 of Whale Wars? Wow, it looks intense. Airs, Fridays at 9pm on Animal Planet.</p>
<p><a title="Check it out" href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv/whale-wars/" target="_blank">Check out a preview here</a></p>
<p>3. I love that Kris Humphries is still around and on vacation with a Kim K lookalike <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Nah, it doesn&#8217;t really look like her, but it got him in the news today!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood Sentenced To Prison For Five Years ]]></title>
<link>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-amber-portwood-sentenced-prison-five-years/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Lorraine Chow</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-amber-portwood-sentenced-prison-five-years/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The troubled &#8216;Teen Mom&#8217; star was officially sentenced to five years in prison. Read on f]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>The troubled &#8216;Teen Mom&#8217; star was officially sentenced to five years in prison. Read on for the shocking report!</h3>
<p>After straight up <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/05/25/amber-portwood-jail/">asking to be sent back</a> to jail, <strong><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/tag/amber-portwood/">Amber Portwood</a></strong>&#8216;s Indiana judge imposed his original sentence of five years in prison, saying he had no choice but to <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/01/28/amber-portwood-plea-deal-five-years-prison-rehab/">enforce her plea</a>.</p>
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<p>According to a report from <em>TMZ</em>, the 21-year-old was in court on the morning of June 5 when the judge reimposed the sentence that stemmed from her December drug arrest.</p>
<p>Amber&#8217;s five-year sentence could have been avoided had she completed her drug rehabilitation program, but she couldn&#8217;t stay clean, saying she will always be a “bad girl.&#8221;</p>
<p>The judge referred Amber to the Indiana Department of Corrections therapeutic community program that is incarceration-based.</p>
<p>Sound off below, are you shocked Amber is going back to jail?</p>
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<p>[<a href="www.tmz.com" target="_blank"><em>TMZ</em></a>]</p>
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<h3>&#8211; Lorraine Chow</h3>
<p><strong>More On Amber Portwood&#8217;s Jail Sentence Filled Past:</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/05/11/amber-portwood-jail-teen-mom-arrested-again-2012/">Amber Portwood Jail Time &#8212; Arrested For Drugs AGAIN</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/08/amber-portwood-jail-failed-test/">Amber Portwood Jail Time Looming &#8212; Facing Sentence Of 5 Years In Prison</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/12/15/teen-mom-amber-portwood-violate-probation-jail/">Amber Portwood Probation Violation &#8212; Facing 2 Year Jail Sentence</a></li>
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<title><![CDATA[MTV Teen Mom's Make Bank]]></title>
<link>http://kiss951.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/mtv-teen-moms-make-bank/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 17:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kelly Meyers</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kiss951.cbslocal.com/2012/05/31/mtv-teen-moms-make-bank/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Teen Mom on MTV is one of my guilty pleasure shows. If you&#8217;ve never tuned in, the show follows]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Teen Mom</em> on MTV is one of my guilty pleasure shows. If you&#8217;ve never tuned in, the show follows the lives of 4 young mothers. The girls featured on this show were originally on MTV&#8217;s reality series <em>16 and Pregnant</em>.</p>
<p>Babies having babies means drama and this series definitely brings in the ratings for MTV! But what do the girls featured on the show get out of  it? It appears that they are all struggling with money and time. Many of these young women didn&#8217;t graduate from high school because of the birth of their baby. So what&#8217;s in it for them besides being a reality tv star?</p>
<p>According to a new report from <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/teen-mom-star-earnings-perks" target="_blank">Radaronline.com</a>, these teen moms actually get a pretty decent salary from MTV. Amber Portwood who was one of the mother&#8217;s from the original Teen Mom reported during a court hearing that she made a whopping $280k a year!!!!! Who knew that dropping out of high school and getting knocked up at 16 could be such a smart career move?</p>
<p>So what do some of the other Teen Mom&#8217;s make? According to the report trouble maker Janelle Evans rakes in an estimated $75k a year. I guess that&#8217;s good for her considering she always finds herself in trouble with the law. Leah Messer, who had twins Ally and Alecia, is expected to make $20k alone just to get married on camera for the next season. She&#8217;s also the highest paid member on that cast.</p>
<p>Many of the Teen Mom&#8217;s have come under criticism for the way they spend they money they&#8217;ve earned. Some have bought expensive trips, cars for family members, and even boob jobs. I just hope these girls are putting their money away for their child&#8217;s future. I realize they need to get paid to be on the reality tv show, but couldn&#8217;t they be paid in the form of a trust account. That way these young girls wouldn&#8217;t be able to blow all their cash and their child would be taken care of as well.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Why teen mom Amber Portwood needs a team...]]></title>
<link>http://notesfromaninsider.com/2012/05/29/why-teen-mom-amber-portwood-needs-a-team/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 22:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wendy Feldman</dc:creator>
<guid>http://notesfromaninsider.com/2012/05/29/why-teen-mom-amber-portwood-needs-a-team/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Teen mom star Amber Portwood is making headlines for telling an Indiana judge that she would rather]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Teen mom star <a class="zem_slink" title="Teen Mom" href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/teen_mom/series.jhtml" rel="homepage" target="_blank">Amber Portwood</a> is making headlines for telling an Indiana judge that she would rather do jail time than more rehab. Does this make sense? Yes and no. First of all many media reports are that Portwood will serve out the remainder of a 5 year jail sentence in actual custody per her request. This is only partially true. On Thursday Portwood was being held in an Indiana jail on a contempt of court charge stemming from her testing positive while in a <a class="zem_slink" title="Diversion program" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversion_program" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank">drug diversion program</a>. Portwood told the judge “she was a bad girl” and couldn’t comply with the original court order and drug treatment. In February Teen Mom was sentenced to five years in an Indiana prison on drug charges, but the judge in the case said that all charges would be dropped if Portwood completed a drug diversion program.</p>
<p>Breaking it down it is obvious that Portwood needs a <a href="http://custodialcoaching.com" target="_blank">quality TEAM</a>. If she were my client I would insist she saw a quality psychiatrist and an addiction specialist while completing her court mandated rehab. Yet Portwood seems convinced that serving 5 years in jail is the only way to get and stay sober, and the only way to stay out of legal trouble. Is this rational? Of course not and yet why would we expect a person in severe crisis like<strong> Amber Portwood</strong> to be able to make good choices?</p>
<p>The fact of the matter is that I work with people like Portwood every day. People who find themselves in <a href="http://wendyfeldman.com" target="_blank">legal trouble</a> are also often dealing with addiction and mental health issues. I take into account the entire picture when helping clients and their families handle an arrest and potential jail time. The truth is that nobody is better off in jail than in a quality treatment program and it is likely that Portwood will still be able to make a pitch to the court for an <a href="http://www.custodialcoaching.com/Alternative_Sentencing.html" target="_blank">alternative sentence</a>. This, even after Portwood has failed drug tests and lied to her caseworker in order to get out of “required” meetings and testing. But of course!</p>
<p>Portwood’s brother Shawn told <a href="http://www.eonline.com/" target="_blank"><strong>E! News</strong> </a>that the system has failed her. The truth is that the system is not responsible for the choices of Amber Portwood- She is and yet is unable to make good choices due to her condition. What now needs to happen is a version of in-patient treatment that includes drug rehabilitation, therapy and community service. A true <em><strong>ALTERNATIVE SENTENCE</strong></em>. Why all three? I believe that everybody in crisis benefits from <strong>community service,</strong> as if the type of service fits the need, it will empower the person in trouble while also helping society. That is the key- EMPOWERMENT.</p>
<p>For now all we can do is hope that there is time for a quality and long-term outcome for Amber Portwood and her child. Remember that <strong><em>families are the forgotten consequences of crime</em></strong>. Change is possible Amber- never give up.</p>
<p><em>Wendy Feldman is a criminal justice expert, insider and family legal coach. She is available for private consultation on how to prepare for a successful incarceration, probation and re-entry. She is also available for media commentary and has appeared on shows from Today, CBS Early Show, Fox News and Nancy Grace. She is a weekly featured guest in the syndicated America Now radio program. She may be reached at wendy@custodialcoaching.com. </em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Undeserving Celebrities]]></title>
<link>http://iamsocruel.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/undeserving-celebrities/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 18:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Heather Allard</dc:creator>
<guid>http://iamsocruel.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/undeserving-celebrities/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A long time ago, being a celebrity was something that many people strove for and most people never a]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A long time ago, being a celebrity was something that many people strove for and most people never achieved. In order to become a celebrity, one had to have made contributions in a certain field to be considered worthy of notice. Politicians, artists, Literary figures, brilliance, athletes and of course actors were oftentimes the professions of these celebrities. As time went on, we became fascinated with fame, and in due course crime and infamy. Notoriety became the new subject of fascination, and &#8220;wholesome&#8221; genres of yesteryear were abandoned for the shock value of reality television.</p>
<p>It all began innocently enough with talk shows, yet the clamor for &#8220;dirt and secrets&#8221; soon gave way to daytime talk shows such as Donahue, Geraldo and Sally Jesse Raphael. Not to be outdone, smaller scale affiliations started to introduce viewers to a more explosive and controversial side to reality and came up with the Richard Bey show (a talk show which incorporated elephant noises when overweight people walked on stage) to the more popular Jerry Springer show.</p>
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<p>After the daytime crap shows came what (at first) seemed to be a new type of reality show; the competition. Here we see the birth of Fear Factor, Big Brother and Survivor. Surely taking a bunch of strangers and having them compete for cash prize must be a good idea right? Right? after all, when these people are done the show they will go back to their dreary lives and forget their 15 minutes of fame&#8230;..</p>
<p>I mean Take Survivor for instance, The first winner pretty much walked around nude the whole damn show, wagging his peen in everyone&#8217;s way&#8230;if i did that on the street I&#8217;d be arrested. How was this not sexual harassment of some sort? Plus it was supposed to be a family show.</p>
<div id="attachment_348" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/richardhatch3.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-348" title="richardhatch3" src="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/richardhatch3.jpg?w=180&#038;h=185" alt="" width="180" height="185" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Just dropping the kids off at the sandbox</p></div>
<p>That&#8217;s alright, i&#8217;m sure everything else he did was on the up and up&#8230;.Oh no wait, he was arrested and charged with tax evasion and served jail time TWICE&#8230;but he said it was because he was gay. On top of all of this, he still managed to appear on another reality show, The apprentice. So much for fading away into obscurity for winning a game.</p>
<p>Now a show that gave us that gem so early on in the game couldn&#8217;t have possibly given us another right? I mean what could be worse than honoring a guy that really didn&#8217;t do much in the first place? How about giving a racist, bigoted, uptight crazy bitch a talk show?</p>
<p>Oh Elisabeth Hasselback, one of the most asshole-y people on the planet, she was a rude bitch on survivor and continues to be a rude bitch on the view. Yet she&#8217;s not fired, why? Because people still continue to watch that shitty show and continue to enable her career. Kudos to Bill Maher for not punching her in the face when she wouldn&#8217;t shut up about a joke he made and she took it completely out of context:</p>
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<p>She also tried to take on, Whoopi Goldburg, Rosie O&#8217;Donnell, Kathy Griffen, and Janine Garofalo&#8230;i think she just hates anything funny.</p>
<p>In the last few years we have been bombarded with reality t.v aimed at a younger crowd. Teen Mom and 16 and pregnant, for instance seem to be aimed at the under 18 crowd. The show&#8217;s stars and producers tell the media that their intent is to warn kids to have safe sex and wait to have kids. Some of the teens like Janelle Evans and Amber Portwood have lost custody of their children and have both been in jail, yet they are still being pursued by MTV and its affiliates as well as being paid for appearances in magazines and other forms of media. I could fill a whole other blog on these two shows alone. The worst part with these shows is the sheer fact that these kids are being used by adults.</p>
<div id="attachment_349" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 539px"><a href="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/amber_portwood_mugshot_281210_640x380.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-349" title="amber_portwood_mugshot_281210_640x380" src="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/amber_portwood_mugshot_281210_640x380.jpg?w=529&#038;h=314" alt="" width="529" height="314" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Watch me!</p></div>
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<p>So to recap, we started off with reality shows based on interviews and talk shows, graduated to competition shows, reached the horror of teen pregnancy and child exploitation (don&#8217;t even get me started on Toddlers and Tiaras..i had to stop myself from even going there) and now we end with..Socialites. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, People famous for being rich and nothing else&#8230;..</p>
<div id="attachment_351" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/paris_sex_tape1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-351" title="Paris_sex_tape(1)" src="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/paris_sex_tape1.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What&#8217;s that blinking light? That&#8217;s hot!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_352" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/kim-kardashiantape.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-352" title="Kim-KardashianTape" src="http://iamsocruel.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/kim-kardashiantape.jpg?w=400&#038;h=300" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I have no idea anything is being recorded, i just pose like this at the end of my bed before i have posed sex with my boyfriend every time !</p></div>
<p>Oh Man! these two are sure a piece of work, and the public keeps lapping the shit up! After the release of Paris&#8217;s sex tape, she had a steady stream of shit shows for years. Plus an album or two! And don&#8217;t even get me started on Kim, I&#8217;m not even sure what she does, except wander around wearing different wigs and using different accents to scare the crap out of her family. (seriously, watch this clip to see what it looks like to watch a mind snap)</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood is fucked.]]></title>
<link>http://popcultureperversion.com/2012/05/28/amber-portwood-is-fucked/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 08:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[This bitch, I can&#8217;t even. I don&#8217;t even know where to start. Okay, well first up, I]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teen Mom Amber Portwood to Serve 5 Years in Prison]]></title>
<link>http://ronireports.com/2012/05/25/teen-mom-amber-portwood-to-serve-5-years-in-prison/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 21:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ronireports</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ronireports.com/2012/05/25/teen-mom-amber-portwood-to-serve-5-years-in-prison/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Amber Portwood will be serving more time in jail than Weezy and T.I! Sheesh&#8230;those teen mom sta]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood, "Send me to prison".]]></title>
<link>http://kristinaring.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/ap-prison/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 13:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://kristinaring.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/ap-prison/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[*photographs from TMZ.com More Momma-Drama! Teen Mom star, Amber Portwood, has come to the end of he]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood Released From Jail]]></title>
<link>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/05/18/amber-portwood-released-from-jail-free-2012/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 23:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hollywood Life Staff</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/05/18/amber-portwood-released-from-jail-free-2012/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Amber Portwood is out of the slammer for now, but if she screws up again, she&#8217;s going back beh]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Amber Portwood is out of the slammer for now, but if she screws up again, she&#8217;s going back behind bars for five years!</h3>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/tag/amber-portwood">Amber Portwood</a></strong> was<a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/05/11/amber-portwood-jail-teen-mom-arrested-again-2012/"> thrown in jail AGAIN last week</a> after skipping a drug court appointment and lying about it &#8212; saying she had doctor&#8217;s orders to stay home after a surgery. However, now she&#8217;s a free woman again&#8230;sort of. <!--more--></p>
<p>&#8220;The judge told Amber he wants her to continue drug rehab treatment and find a real job,&#8221; TMZ reports, explaining that the troubled <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/tag/teen-mom"><em>Teen Mom</em> </a>star is under home detention as of yesterday.</p>
<p>However, if Amber has any more issues with her drug program, she&#8217;s going to be thrown out altogether and back to facing <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/06/05/teen-mom-amber-portwood-sentenced-prison-five-years/">five years in jail</a>.</p>
<p>Do YOU think she&#8217;ll be able to stay out of trouble?</p>
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<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/01/28/amber-portwood-plea-deal-five-years-prison-rehab/">‘Teen Mom’ Star Amber Portwood Strikes Plea Deal — Rehab Or Five Years In Prison</a></li>
<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/12/21/teen-mom-amber-portwood-mughot-probation-violation-jail/">‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood’s New Mugshots</a></li>
<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/12/28/teen-mom-amber-portwood-mug-shot-arrest-makeup-hair/">Was ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Ready For Her Close-Up? Check Out Her Glam Mug Shot!</a></li>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood: 'Teen Mom' actress headed to jail for umpteenth time]]></title>
<link>http://twitchy.com/2012/05/11/amber-portwood-teen-mom-actress-headed-to-jail-for-umpteenth-time/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 15:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<guid>http://twitchy.com/2012/05/11/amber-portwood-teen-mom-actress-headed-to-jail-for-umpteenth-time/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; actress Amber Portwood has been a busy little bee&#8230;.but not in a good wa]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; actress Amber Portwood has been a busy little bee&#8230;.but not in a good way. When she&#8217;s not having fits (or having children), it seems she&#8217;s having run-ins with the law.</p>
<p>Our sources tell us Amber finds herself back in jail after no-showing her drug court last week.</p>
<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'><p>Bad news for &#039;Teen Mom&#039; Amber Portwood is good for baby | Parenting &#8211; Yahoo! Shine <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/bad-news-for-teen-mom-amber-portwood-is-good-for-baby-2533106.html"> shine.yahoo.com/parenting/bad-…</a>&mdash; <br />&nbsp; (@mreed72) <a href='http://twitter.com/#!/mreed72/status/199914239526313986' data-datetime='2012-05-08T17:30:43+00:00'>May 08, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'><p>&#8220;@<a href="https://twitter.com/GossipCop">GossipCop</a>: &quot;Teen Mom&quot; Sent Back to Slammer &#10137; <a href="http://gossipcop.com/xvkiv"> gossipcop.com/xvkiv</a>&#8221; Yo amber is such a moron smh&#8230;&mdash; <br />K&#4326;tie Lady &#9807; (@MISSKATIELADYXO) <a href='http://twitter.com/#!/MISSKATIELADYXO/status/200969947734749185' data-datetime='2012-05-11T15:25:44+00:00'>May 11, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
<blockquote class='twitter-tweet'><p>Wow doesn&#039;t she think of her daughter Leah?? Guess not RT  &#8220;@<a href="https://twitter.com/TMZ">TMZ</a>: &#039;Teen Mom&#039; Star Amber Portwood &#8212; Back in JAIL <a href="http://tmz.me/IYpSWG"> tmz.me/IYpSWG</a>&#8221;&mdash; <br />Erica Baluyot (@etbaluyot) <a href='http://twitter.com/#!/etbaluyot/status/200969158282846208' data-datetime='2012-05-11T15:22:35+00:00'>May 11, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
<p>She&#8217;s already been caught lying about housing to receive extra financial help from the government. She&#8217;s already been charged with assault. If she spent as much time trying to raise her child as she did trying to fight the law, she&#8217;d be the best darn mother we&#8217;ve ever come across.</p>
<p>Alas, some things never change.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Amber Portwood Lies About $280,000 Salary & Must Reimburse Housing Company ]]></title>
<link>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/04/30/amber-portwood-salary-fraud-low-income-housing-fined/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hollywood Life Staff</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/04/30/amber-portwood-salary-fraud-low-income-housing-fined/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The &#8216;Teen Mom&#8217; star has been ordered to pay back $673 in 30 days to a low income housing]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>The &#8216;Teen Mom&#8217; star has been ordered to pay back $673 in 30 days to a low income housing company after lying about her annual income!</h3>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/tag/Amber-Portwood/">Amber Portwood</a></strong> made $280,000 in 2010, but applied for low-income accommodations in subsidized government housing, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/29/teen-mom-amber-portwood-rental-lawsuit/?adid=hero4#.T57ZscRYsi4" target="_blank"><em>TMZ</em> </a>reports. Since the 21-year-old mom failed to declare her accurate income, she has to dish out $673 in 30 days because she claimed she only earned $10,000 per year!<!--more--></p>
<p>Amber lives in Indiana and the salary requirement for the low-income housing in the state is between $30,000 and $40,000 per year, <em><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html" target="_blank">The Daily Mail</a></em> reports. Did she really think she was going to get away with the false declaration?</p>
<p>However, this mom has a past of neglecting to follow the rules! After failing to take a required drug test, Amber faced a <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/08/amber-portwood-jail-failed-test/">sentence</a> of five years in prison back in March, but luckily just had to re-do the drug test and write a report!</p>
<p>She got off easy the last time, but will she this time?</p>
<p><strong>HollywoodLifers</strong>, what do <em>you</em> think? Is Amber getting off too easy again?</p>
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<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/04/08/teen-mom-kids-twitter-pics/" target="_blank"> Jace, Leah, Aubree &#38; More — Who Has The Cutest ‘Teen Mom’ Kid In These New Pics? </a></li>
<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/21/amber-portwood-teen-mom-porn-star/" target="_blank"> Did Amber Portwood Miss Her $500K Opportunity To Become A Porn Star? </a></li>
<li style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/20/teen-mom-final-season-reactions-maci-bookout-amber-portwood-catelynn-lowell-farrah-abraham/" target="_blank"> ‘Teen Mom’ Cast Is ‘Relieved’ About Fourth &#38; Final Season </a></li>
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<title><![CDATA[Is "Teen Mom" Star Amber Portwood A Lesbian?]]></title>
<link>http://createchaosgossip.com/2012/04/14/is-teen-mom-star-amber-portwood-a-lesbian/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 21:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>createchaos</dc:creator>
<guid>http://createchaosgossip.com/2012/04/14/is-teen-mom-star-amber-portwood-a-lesbian/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Her ex-fiance Gary Shirley seems to think so!  Gary posted this explosive tweeted on his official Tw]]></description>
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<p>Her ex-fiance Gary Shirley seems to think so!  Gary posted this explosive tweeted on his official Twitter profile:</p>
<p>&#8220;For all you lucky ladies I just found out Ambers a lesbian I think I turned her gay. D*mn it this always happens to me lol.&#8221;</p>
<p>He even went on to say that Amber has a girlfriend.  The drama between these two never seems to end.  This is very shocking news!  Amber has been through so much in the past few months.  She was in jail back in December until she was released to go to rehab.  If this is what Amber wants for herself, than I say good for her!  I hope Gary isn&#8217;t making this stuff up just to mess with Amber!  She has enough stuff to worry about.</p>
<p>Whatever the truth is Amber, we hope you can accept yourself for who you really are.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Did Amber Portwood Miss Her $500K Opportunity To Become A Porn Star?]]></title>
<link>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/21/amber-portwood-teen-mom-porn-star/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hollywood Life Staff</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/03/21/amber-portwood-teen-mom-porn-star/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Last year Teen Mom Amber Portwood was offered $500,000 to star in an adult video, but she turned it]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Last year <em>Teen Mom</em> Amber Portwood was offered $500,000 to star in an adult video, but she turned it down. Now, sources report the reality-star-turned-train-wreck is having a change of heart, but Vivid Entertainment CEO says the buzz has worn off.</h3>
<p>It&#8217;s been quite a rocky road for the troubled <em>Teen Mom </em>star <a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/tag/Amber-portwood/">Amber Portwood</a>. She spent time in jail for battering her ex-fiance and daughter&#8217;s father, <a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/tag/gary-shirley/">Gary Shirley</a>, and barely avoided another stint for failing to take a mandated drug test.<!--more--> Even though the reality starlet earns $280,000 per year for letting MTV into her home, Amber&#8217;s legal fees are mounting, and she&#8217;s willing to do whatever it takes to pay them off.</p>
<p>&#8220;Her paycheck from MTV only goes so far, and she&#8217;s really worried it will soon all be over,&#8221; an insider tells <em><a href="http://realityweeklymagazine.net/teen-moms-amber-portwood-porn-star/" target="_blank">Reality Weekly</a></em>. &#8220;And Amber hasn&#8217;t gotten any other offers as far as TV shows or promotions.&#8221;</p>
<p>Well, aside from the one offer to star in an adult film by <a href="http://vivid.com/" target="_blank">Vivid Entertainment</a>. &#8220;Vivid told her she was big and beautiful and that really boosted her self-esteem,&#8221; the insider reveals. &#8220;Amber&#8217;s legal problems took over her life &#8212; but now that she is out of jail, she&#8217;s told them she&#8217;s really interested.&#8221;</p>
<p>Unfortunately, it seems that Amber missed her moment. &#8220;We would not be willing to pay Amber $500,000 anymore,&#8221; Vivid Entertainment CEO and Founder, <a href="http://hollywoodlife.com/tag/steven-hirsch/">Steven Hirsch</a>, exclusively tells <strong>HollywoodLife.com</strong>. &#8220;I don’t believe she is as popular as she once was. She was more of a novelty.&#8221; Ouch!</p>
<p>Do YOU think Amber should star in an adult video?</p>
<h3>Jennifer Kamm</h3>
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<title><![CDATA[MTV Announced Original "Teen Mom" Will Return For Final Season!]]></title>
<link>http://createchaosgossip.com/2012/03/19/mtv-announced-original-teen-mom-will-return-for-final-season/</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>createchaos</dc:creator>
<guid>http://createchaosgossip.com/2012/03/19/mtv-announced-original-teen-mom-will-return-for-final-season/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Well this is bittersweet news!  I have been a huge fan of the original, &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; for y]]></description>
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<p>Well this is bittersweet news!  I have been a huge fan of the original, &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; for years!  This upcoming season will be the final season for the original cast.  It hardly comes as a shock for two reasons.  First, Amber Portwood has been in jail for months.  Second, the girls are soon not technically going to be teen moms anymore.  Most have already turned 20 or will soon.  I&#8217;m guessing MTV wants to launch some of the new girls from, &#8220;16 &#38; Pregnant&#8221; into a new, &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; show.</p>
<p>The final season of, &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; will premiere in the summer on MTV.</p>
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