With GAY IS THE NEW BLACK, there seemed for a moment to be hope for The Advocate, the self-declared premiere gay news magazine. Alas, no. The editors, known for devoting half the magazine’s cover stories to fawning and oohing over straight actors who’ve (gasp!) dared to played gay, have really disgraced themselves with their latest stunt, allowing a juvenile reporter to harass actor Adrien Brody about, well, everything, including his penis size. I kid you not. Perhaps it’s time for this self-important rag to fold up and go away. The Advocate and it’s even more irrelevant, utterly void-of-any-meaning glossy Out, have long been largely vapid embarrassments to our community. The Daily proudly nominates Amy Balliett, the organizer of the nationwide Join the Impact protest, to take over as editor of both, because we would like to have a magazine to read with actual substance. But the current editors should be fired so they can stick to surfing celebrity porn, or whatever they are doing pretending to be our community’s voice and news editors.