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Very European, Uber American

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"RG3 for President" and Other Jokes (That May Eventually Come to Fruition) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 5 months ago: - Despite the polls closing close to a month ago, a recall election may be in order following Washin … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, NFL, Sports, New York Yankees, Super Bowl, New York Giants, Alex Rodriguez

"The New York Jets/Arizona Cardinals game" and Other Jokes (That Made Our Eyes Bleed) From The Weekend That Was

Nick Bond wrote 5 months ago: - In a game that may have — according to sources at ESPN — “set the quarterback po … more →

Tags: Sports, Football, Hockey, NFL, Sports, ESPN, Super Bowl, New York Jets, Rex Ryan

"WNBA Fever: Catch It!" And Other Jokes (About Obscure Sporting Events No One Watched) From the Weekend That Was

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - Former Tennessee (we’re assuming) standout Tameka Catchings finally captured her first WNBA … more →

Tags: Baseball, Basketball, Football, Racing, Sports, NFL, Sports, Lance Armstrong, San Francisco Giants

"They're Swinging At Balls In The Dirt, Like It's Golf; Which They'll Be Playing Soon" And Other Jokes (That Are Direct Quotes from Yankees Fans On The Radio) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - With a line-up missing injured henchman SS Derek Jeter and retired 3B Alex Rodriguez, the New York … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Hockey, NHL, Justin Verlander, New York Yankees, Alex Rodriguez, NHLPA

"O's No! Not Cool, Raul! Thankfully, Everything's A OK in Oakland" And Other Jokes (About How Much We Hate The Yankees) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - The Stupid Jerkfaces New York Yankees continued their 99-year streak of pulling horseshoes out of … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Hockey, Baseball 2, Sports, Tim Lincecum, Johnny Cueto, San Francisco Giants, New York City

"They're Super, Thanks For Asking!" And Other Jokes (About the Bay Area) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - The San Francisco Giants have received a reprieve from the baseball gods, weathering a virtuoso pi … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Baseball 2, Prince Fielder, San Francisco Giants, Oakland Athletics, Detroit Tigers, Cincinnati Reds

"O's win Game 2, Showalter Unimpressed" And Other Jokes (That Remind Us of Our High School Social Studies Teacher) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - The Baltimore Orioles did what they do best last night, winning another close game they have no bu … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Golf, webb simpson, Washington Nationals, New York Yankees, New York Jets, St. Louis Cardinals

"Reds Overtake San Francisco, Joe McCarthy's Corpse Unhappy" And Other Jokes (About Brewers Fans) From The Weekend That Was

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - In what one baseball fan described as “most painful game I have ever watched… in any s … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, NFL, Johnny Cueto, dusty baker, San Francisco Giants, Oakland Athletics, as

"Bobby Valentine's Career In MLB Ends in Fiery Wreck, 1969-2012" And Other Jokes (That We Highly Approve Of) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - Robert John “Bobby V” Valentine, who as a young man scored 3 pinch runs for the 1969 L … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Baseball 2, Sports, Boston, New York Mets, Bobby Valentine, Boston Red Sox

"Miggy Makes MVP Debate A Lot More Annoying" and Other Jokes (That Traditional Baseball Fans Will Hate) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - Detroit Tigers 3B Miguel Cabrera accomplished that which had not been done since 1967, winning the … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Oakland Athletics, Felix Hernandez, Boston Red Sox, Josh Hamilton, Detroit Tigers, Miguel Cabrera, Lou Gehrig

"Cowboys Lose as Tony Romo's Jay Cutler Impression Falls Flat" And Other Jokes (That Dallas Fans Will Probably Want to Forget About) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - In what’s being described as “an eerily accurate piece of performance art”, Cowb … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Basketball, NFL, Sports, Washington Nationals, New York Yankees, Bobby Valentine

"Eagles Continue Magic Act; Pull Win Out of Ass, Blindfolded" And Other Jokes (That Will Distract Us From The Ryder Cup Loss) From The Weekend That Was

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - Despite 9 turnovers in their first three games, and a -17 point differential, the Philadelphia Eag … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, Golf, Sports, yankees, New York Giants, Seve Ballesteros, Rory McIlroy

We Need To Work On Us

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: We need to do some internal maintenance over the next couple of days, so you’ll probably be wi … more →

Tags: Sports, Football

"HOSTAGE CRISIS OVER: NATION REJOICES AS REFS RETURN TO WORK" And Other Jokes (Which Warm Our Heart, and We Hope Yours) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 7 months ago: - After one of the more obnoxious weeks in the history of televised sport, the NFL and the NFLRA hav … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, NFL, Washington Nationals, Florida Marlins, Refs, adrian beltre, National Football League

"Notre Dame Football Breaks Up with Wolverines in Dear John Letter, Cites Religious Reasons" And Other Jokes (That May Involve Replacement Refs) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 8 months ago: - After passing a note to University of Michigan AD Dave Brandon before Saturday’s beatdown, N … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, NFL, Notre Dame, golden tate, Michigan, atlantic coast conference, University of Michigan

"Replacement Refs Drunk Before Last Call of MNF Game" and Other Jokes (That Are Starting to Get a Little Depressing) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 8 months ago: - In a nearly Shakespearean confluence of events, the inevitable finally inevited, as the incompeten … more →

Tags: Sports, Baseball, Football, NFL, Sports, Seattle, Super Bowl, Green Bay Packers, Russell Wilson

"NFL Tells Players and Coaches to Stop Being Mean to Replacement Refs" And Other (Things That Are Actually) Jokes (And Not Things That The NFL Actually Did) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 8 months ago: - In an effort to curb the enthusiastic heckling of the replacement refs by players, the NFL has rel … more →

Tags: Sports, Football, NFL, Sports, ESPN, Super Bowl, New York Giants, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, National Football League

"Stats Say Replacement Refs Just as Good, Facts Disagrees" and Other Jokes (That Completely Miss the Point) From Last Night

Nick Bond wrote 8 months ago: - According to a report by ESPN’s wire service, there hasn’t been a noticeable differenc … more →

Tags: Sports, Football, Hockey, ESPN, Dallas Cowboys, National Football League, Jerry Jones, Cowboys Stadium, Conference USA


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