I woke up to the buzzer going. I was still naked. I flung myself up and shoved the millionaires jumper on just as Lurch was answering the door. 971 more words
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I am a huge lover of Ann Summers, and have drawers and drawers full of their lingerie, so when this competition popped up I absolutely had to enter! 231 more words
You filthy swine I hear the aged lady shout ready to strike with her handbag.
No it was not a party like that actually. Yesterday, on the 20th November 2013, I went along to an event organised by the Evening Standard near Westminster, London that hosted Ms. 194 more words