Nobody wants that nickname. But if every one of your texts ends either with an exclamation mark or an emoticon (or both) and you happen to slap my butt not once but twice on our first date, you’re gonna get dubbed. 831 more words
That was the subject line of a recent email I received on my dating site. Not a good way to start. I can understand a few minor spelling errors, especially if you’re typing on a phone, but this was something special.