The Noble Child may or may not have swallowed some tiny hair clips today. She got into the pack, which had at least six left, and I found only three nearby. She had one in her mouth, which I managed t… more →
noble svathenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: The Noble Child may or may not have swallowed some tiny hair clips today. She got into the pack, whi … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: It’s official. The Noble Child is walking. She’ll be smoking and getting acne before I k … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: Aaaaggghhh! It appears that Amelia is perhaps moving from having two naps (one about 2 hours after s … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: The Noble Child is one year old today. Hooray! She’ still in one piece, despite the perfume-ea … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: I spent my morning watching my child for signs of intoxication — staggering, inability to focu … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: I was all set to write a long, serious, meaningful post today and apologise to my adoring fans for b … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: Amelia took her first, teeny tiny step yesterday. We were at a playgroup and I was chatting to a cou … more →
thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: Amelia has taken to lifting up my shirt and poking my fat rolls. Then she laughs hysterically. Today … more →
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thenoblesavage wrote 2 years ago: When she was still in utero, TNC used to kick up a storm whenever a James Brown song came on. Now th … more →