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Bold defiance of the weather ritual? Sounds eccentric to me.

Daedalus wrote 5 months ago: Guy: Why are you wearing a huge coat when it’s 68 degrees outside? You’re so fucking ecc … more →

Tags: Students

She's moving on to asphyxiation I guess.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much … more →

Tags: Ditzes, Students

Roofie colada?

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: One sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup … more →

Tags: Students, Jazzman's

However, I'm still encouraging you to do it.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy: I’m telling you man, if you go into a dollar store late at night and buy pantyhoses and d … more →

Tags: Outside, Students

But instead I'll just fail you.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: The things you do make me want to abridge your right to free speech. Overheard in the Lib … more →

Tags: Professors

No, we don't know... What the hell, seriously?

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, … more →

Tags: Students, On a Cell Phone

They study chemistry so extensively because they want to make a basement meth lab.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: So, I like, go for tutoring at the chemistry tutorial center, and I ask a question, and they, … more →

Tags: Ditzes, Students

I'm sure there's logic there. Somewhere.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: If you have ADHD, you more likely to get a cancer. Overheard in the Library by the red-head … more →

Tags: Students

But I did tell Lou, that waiter at the Double T, about a week ago.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: I want to tell the people that really matter to me… So I still haven’t told my … more →

Tags: Students

This is infinitely better if the guy had no idea what "box" is slang for, which, let's face it, is likely.

Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy 1: You want a mint? Guy 2: Sure. Guy 1: Here. Guy 2: Oh, this is like the coolest box ever! Wel … more →

Tags: Students


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