Sorority Girl 1: *sneezes* Sorority Girl 2: Are you sick? Sorority Girl 1: I think I’m allergic to something, but I don’t know what. Sorority Girl 2: Maybe it’s the humidity? Overhea… more →
Daedalus wrote 5 months ago: Guy: Why are you wearing a huge coat when it’s 68 degrees outside? You’re so fucking ecc … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: For next semester, I definitely need to stock up on Ziplock bags because I get injured so much … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: One sorority girl to another: What’s that drink I like? It’s pink and it comes in a cup … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy: I’m telling you man, if you go into a dollar store late at night and buy pantyhoses and d … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Professor: The things you do make me want to abridge your right to free speech. Overheard in the Lib … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy talking too loudly on cell phone: Honestly, if you took a dump and smeared it all over my chest, … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Girl: So, I like, go for tutoring at the chemistry tutorial center, and I ask a question, and they, … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: If you have ADHD, you more likely to get a cancer. Overheard in the Library by the red-head … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Student: I want to tell the people that really matter to me… So I still haven’t told my … more →
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 year ago: Guy 1: You want a mint? Guy 2: Sure. Guy 1: Here. Guy 2: Oh, this is like the coolest box ever! Wel … more →