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Cowpoke Catchphrases

Howdy, y’all.

It’s funny, no matter how much somebody travels,

…..there always seems to be a blind spot for one’s own backyard.

Because of my years travelling, 461 more words

John Dingell on Keeping Up with the Kardashians

When an official EPA Twitter account sent the message: “I’m now a C-List celebrity in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Come join me and because famous too by playing on iPhone!”, it got the attention of establishment politicians. 94 more words


Penn Jillette on Religion

Strong believer Glenn Beck discusses religion and the Founding Fathers with atheist Penn Jillette.



A silken condom

Truly, can never protect

Even a wealthy cock.


Microwaves are graves

Hamsters go in, never out

Take care of your pets. 47 more words