…the smaller you make the peanut butter cups, the more I need to eat to feel as though I’ve done something with my day. Work on super-sizing those bad boys. Then we’ll talk. …a… more →
Naptime Writingnaptimewriting wrote 2 weeks ago: …the smaller you make the peanut butter cups, the more I need to eat to feel as though I … more →
naptimewriting wrote 2 weeks ago: So first week of school for Peanut, predictably, meant first week of the worst freaking tantrums sin … more →
naptimewriting wrote 1 month ago: Today’s wtf files: Microwave instructions on instant pudding. Because there *needs* to be an o … more →
naptimewriting wrote 1 month ago: I’m a bit confused, I must admit. When you were new to this world, we had to eat dinner in und … more →
naptimewriting wrote 1 month ago: I am so angry it’s taking all my energy not to scream obscenities and cry. Sigg, the maker of … more →
naptimewriting wrote 2 months ago: You read how my day went down yesterday. I’m not kidding, at all, when I narrate for you now t … more →
naptimewriting wrote 2 months ago: To whomever wrote: “You’re probably feeling a whole lot better as you settle into your s … more →
naptimewriting wrote 3 months ago: We went to the guitar store today to restring Peanut’s awesome little 1/2 scale SX guitar. He … more →
naptimewriting wrote 3 months ago: Oh, come on. Really? Sad for his family, of course. He was a human being first, and for his family I … more →
naptimewriting wrote 4 months ago: LOVE having grandma live nearby. Saw Food Inc. last night, our fourth movie in three years, and cann … more →
naptimewriting wrote 4 months ago: Well, turns out it doesn’t much matter if you don’t want it to be THAT. Sometimes it jus … more →
naptimewriting wrote 4 months ago: Today alone: Former client ran into me on the playground of all places and asked me to do some copy … more →
naptimewriting wrote 5 months ago: I have no problem letting Republicans figure out their own leaders, politics, and goals. They know m … more →
naptimewriting wrote 5 months ago: For future reference, if you’re out of town and get a request to send a partial submission to … more →
naptimewriting wrote 6 months ago: Why does it cost me $10 to get wifi at the airport? Shame on you, SFO. Hell, the rest areas in Iowa … more →
naptimewriting wrote 6 months ago: Dear handyman: get off your high horse and lose the attitude. It took you a month to schedule one st … more →
naptimewriting wrote 6 months ago: Cat sinks claws into Spouse’s back while trying to cuddle him. I trim cat’s claws, becau … more →
naptimewriting wrote 6 months ago: A friend posted this article on facebook, and I was shocked when I read it. They still have segregat … more →
naptimewriting wrote 6 months ago: Clearly, these people who accuse mothers of small children of being “at risk for Internet addi … more →