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I'm Back, Bitches!
Dude, I just came up with the best product EVER. Ready? No, you’re not. I’m not fuckin with you. You need to be ready… Ok? Now? Two Words: Chatty Jesus. You could pull a strin… more →
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies
I'm Back, Bitches!
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 8 months ago: Dude, I just came up with the best product EVER. Ready? No, you’re not. I’m not fuck … more →
The Itsy Bitsy Spider- NO WAIT, THAT THING IS EATING A BIRD!
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: I am NEVER going to Austraila. LOOK AT THIS THING. IT IS FUCKING REAL. IT IS CALLED A GOLDEN ORB … more →
He Was Lookin Pretty Dumb With His Turkeyneck Thumb in the Shape of an L on His Forehead...
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Okay, I’m done. I promise. … more →
The Turkey is a Funny Bird. His Head Goes Wobble, Wobble. The Only Sound That He Can Make is Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Okay, I’m sorry. I’m a little obsessed. … more →
Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin? There it is! Man That's Weird! Man That's Weird!
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iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: My friends (the -ch at the end is silent, like the k sound in knife), John McCain has freaky thumbs! … more →
An Open Letter to the Wolf Spiders of King County
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Dear Wolf Spiders of King County: We need to talk. I am assuming that because you lay eggs that you … more →
Hot Buttered Sad!
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Awwww, sucky. Isaac Hayes died. I am muy muy triste, dude. What a bee-u-tiful voice. Between him … more →
C'mon Baby, Take a Walk With Me Honey, and Tell Me Whoo Do You Love?
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Cutest. Thing. Ever. Owls are super cute. I remember as a kid we used to go to the zoo all the fr … more →
Get Me an Umbrella (Ella, ella, eh eh eh), Because I am Waiting for the Rain of Toads to Come
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Because Dr. Phil is the 4th fucking Horseman of the Apocolypse. Seriously, what the FUCK is this … more →
What Rolls Down Stairs, and Comes In Pairs, Runs Over Your Neighbor's Dog?
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: So, because I am a huge dork, for the past almost 8 years or so I have been receiving newsletters fr … more →
Garfield Is Dead
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Wow. Go here. http://garfieldisdead.ytmnd.com/ Then stay away from anything sharp. … more →
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty (Ungh) Part Deux(che)
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Really, the idea of douching with Lysol is absolutely terrifying, isn’t it? Oh hell, why not … more →
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iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Badly executed, I admit, but here’s the deal. There is a certain shape and texture to Hershey … more →
Near...Far...Wherever You Are...I Believe This Would Have Been a Better Movie...
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iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: Okay, seriously. So, I was watching part of this the other day, ahem, influenced, and saw the rats m … more →
Hey, Dirt-ay, Baby I Got Yo Replacement...
iwillhaveamillionofyourbabies wrote 1 year ago: So, I think I found the perfect replacement for Ol Dirty Bastard (See also Dirt McGurt, Big Baby Jes … more →
