Lost your password?

Blogs about: Arent My Kids Funny

Featured Blog

Desperate times call for desperate measures2 comments

redchampagne wrote 1 week ago: I’m referring, of course, to Miss Felicity. _______________________________ It took a couple t … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys

The ten commandments, part deux.

redchampagne wrote 3 weeks ago: J, of course, said this when asked to recite the fifth commandment. “Honor thy father and thy … more →

He makes up words too.4 comments

redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: One of J’s favorite people at church is “Kake”. Apparently, her parents put a … more →

Tags: This is going to be really funny one day

What's wrong with this picture?

redchampagne wrote 1 month ago: If you guessed that it looks like a monkey with some school scissors got busy, you’d be right. … more →

Tags: boys will be boys, This is going to be really funny one day

If a picture is worth a thousand words...1 comment

redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: Then you’re going to have to be content with a thousand words. ‘Cause I got no pictures. … more →

Tags: boys will be boys, Everyone's an interior designer, Forgive me for being sentimental, french toast, Girls are not boys, I confess, Moving is my hobby, mr french, oversharing

You know that saying, "People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones"?

redchampagne wrote 2 months ago: I take it literally. Very literally. … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys, oversharing

Sweet kid, isn't he?

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: C and J were arguing over a puzzle. C: But J, you have two. Let me have one. Pleeeease? You have two … more →

How to get your normally non-indulgent mother to spoil you.

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: It’s actually easier than it first appears. First, start eating the popsicle that she offers y … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys

I'm on a roll.3 comments

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: The boys have started drinking hot tea with milk. Or as Mr. French likes to say, “Milk with a … more →

Tags: mr french, boys will be boys

It may not be obvious, but the blue still outnumbers the pink around here.

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: I’ve been feeling guilty about all the Miss F posts lately. I do have three other kids, aftera … more →

Tags: boys will be boys

Close, but no cigar3 comments

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: The children are memorizing the ten commandments right now. When it was J’s turn, he recited t … more →

Boldly going where no dog will go alone.

redchampagne wrote 3 months ago: … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys

It's been a year and the novelty hasn't worn off yet.9 comments

redchampagne wrote 4 months ago: I have a feeling it’s not going to, either. We celebrated Felicity’s first birthday on S … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys

You said that already.2 comments

redchampagne wrote 4 months ago: I can’t remember when it became obvious, but J does not like chocolate. In fact, we’re a … more →

Tags: That's just gross, mr french

If you give a kid a camera...

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: We were stuck in our mostly empty apartment on Tuesday waiting for the cable guy. We needed to be th … more →

Tags: Moving is my hobby

And now you know his real name.

redchampagne wrote 5 months ago: Not sure why he decided to write it on his leg, but it might come in handy if they are ever separate … more →

Tags: Why does no one get my jokes?, boys will be boys, The Dog

I turn around for one second...2 comments

redchampagne wrote 6 months ago: and this is what I get. She was quite pleased with herself. … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys

Kids: they make you liars 2.01 comment

redchampagne wrote 6 months ago: Felicity, I’ve mentioned before, does not like (i.e. to be held by, sit on laps of, take food … more →

Tags: Girls are not boys, This is going to be really funny one day

Kids: they make you liars4 comments

redchampagne wrote 6 months ago: Remember when I waxed poetic about how Felicity doesn’t like bananas, just like me? Yeah, well … more →

Tags: I confess, Girls are not boys, This is going to be really funny one day


Related Tags
All →

Follow this tag via RSS