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I suppose it could have been worse, like "Vagina Cheese Road"
You probably grew up on some normal-sounding street somewhere, didn’t you? Cherry Lane? Lexington Avenue? Or even the horrifyingly normal MAIN STREET? If so, I pity you. You, my friend, did not … more →
I suppose it could have been worse, like "Vagina Cheese Road"
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longredcape wrote 1 week ago: You probably grew up on some normal-sounding street somewhere, didn’t you? Cherry Lane? Lexing … more →
Now I'm going to have "It's a small world after all" running through my head all day.
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longredcape wrote 6 months ago: The other day, The Lawyer and I were discussing the difficulties of small town dating. He said that … more →
This is The Final Countdown . . . until I blow grey matter all over the wall
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longredcape wrote 7 months ago: So, you want to hear about my date? Fine. If you must. It wasn’t a terrible date. It wasn … more →
On insults, sperm, and booze
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longredcape wrote 7 months ago: So, I received a negative comment on my last post, and I’m going to try not to go into a long … more →
The letter
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longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Well, something good did come out of being pursued by BrownEyes’s friend. After he texted me l … more →
Trying isn't always enough
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longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Allright people, let’s get this over with. So remember how BrownEyes wanted to get back togeth … more →
ARGH
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longredcape wrote 8 months ago: Folks, I honestly don’t think I like the way my blog is becoming only about my love life latel … more →
Meh.
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longredcape wrote 8 months ago: That’s how I’ve been feeling lately. About blogging. About dating. About life. I feel li … more →
I just don't have words. (OK, I actually have 981 words, but who's counting?)
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longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Things just go from bad to worse, don’t they? Sigh. I kinda went on a roller coaster of emotio … more →
The cupcakes probably would have been too dry anyway
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longredcape wrote 9 months ago: I’m trying to stay positive through all this crap I’m going through right now. Really, I … more →
This girl can't catch a break
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longredcape wrote 9 months ago: Friday evening when I got home from work, I did a little tidying up and sat down at my computer to c … more →
No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction
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longredcape wrote 10 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →
I know you're jealous of my ultra-classy lifestyle
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longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Last Friday night found me with an invitation to dinner from NY and and invitation to a party from m … more →
Someone shat on my front seat
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longredcape wrote 10 months ago: When I was sixteen, I got a new car. I know. I was one of THOSE kids. Although I may have BEEN spoil … more →
Stupefied
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longredcape wrote 11 months ago: I don’t get it, peeps. (I have this awful habit of adopting a word or phrase and abusing it te … more →
Skipping Christmas
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longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Several years back when I was still a child, consumed with the magic of Christmas—the smell of the F … more →
Possible scenarios for getting New York into bed with me
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longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Normally, I am not a very shy person. But put me around a cute boy? And I am rendered incapacitated. … more →
This post discusses both balls and stimulation
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longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Operation BrownEyes Fade Out is in full effect. As is Operation If I Find Any More Reasons To Increa … more →
HELP!
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longredcape wrote 12 months ago: So, I know I haven’t mentioned BrownEyes in a while, and there’s a reason for that. Actu … more →
