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#119. Don't...

…ever refer to the Northern Lights as the Areola Borealis. Especially around a team of female astronomers.

Week 12

My jeans didn’t close today and really that’s fine although of course I’m watching my arms and legs and face, trying to see if they’re getting fat. 505 more words


The Scarlet Letters: N-I-Double P-L-E

I checked out women’s boobs today like a good perv.

I have a younger sister, whom you can rely on to have made wrong decisions her entire life. 612 more words

Areola and Anuses

When I was in my mid-teens, I freaked out about having large areola because I’d heard something on TV to the effect that large areola were unattractive. 567 more words