California’s First Couple, seem to enjoy flouting the traffic laws of California because apparently, none of them seem to understand the concept of not making the same mistake twice.

In what TMZ has dubbed as the “Muffin Gate”, Maria Shriver was caught letting the parking meter expire while she wolfed down a muffin AND allegedly drove off without a seatbelt.

It was reported that a parking enforcement officer was on his way to Maria to give her a citation when a member of the CHP Dignitary Protection Unit allegedly told him to not issue a ticket to the First Lady as she will be leaving soon.

Just like her husband, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria escaped her traffic gaffe with nary a ticket – for letting the parking meter expire and driving without a seatbelt. Tsk.

State Senator Dan Rutherford

(Chicago, IL) – November 25, 2009. Republican Candidate for Illinois State Treasurer State Senator Dan Rutherford (R-Pontiac) has tapped a top-flight campaign team for his 2010 statewide bid.

New York-based McLaughlin & Associates will serve as the campaign pollster and strategist, while Virginia-based Wilson Grand Communications will supply the media advisor.

McLaughlin clients have included Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Paul Wilson, who has worked with Rutherford in the past, has helped spearhead communications for the National Republican Senatorial Committee, a gaggle of U.S. Senators, and Governors.

To help finance the operation, Rutherford, who was elected to the Senate in 2002 after a 10-year stint in the Illinois House, has hired Illinois-based Lisa Wagner and Company to lead the fund raising efforts. Wagner has been instrumental in raising money for Mitt Romney’s well-financed but fizzled run for President, and former U.S. Speaker Denny Hastert.

“We have assembled an ‘A’ Team,” said Rutherford.

He has.

But Rutherford has long-been a one-man media whirl. He has regularly courted the traditional—but shrinking—news media while early and aggressively harnessing new social media platforms such as YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook–currently clocking in at 3,418 fans–and courting bloggers.

Someone over 40 who gets social media. Imagine.

Rutherford, who started 2009 with $400,241 in bank, has been on a fund-raising tear across the state and faces no opponent in the GOP primary on February 2, 2010.

Next week, State Senator Pam Althoff and State Rep. Michael Tryon help Rutherford bring in some dough by headlining a fund-raising breakfast in Crystal Lake on Thursday, December 3 at 7:30 a.m.

The early political birds will gather for a some red meat-and-eggs at the 1776 Restaurant located at 397 Virginia Street.

The End of Days is the king of the Royal Oak Offshore Audemars Piguet Chronographs. Arnold Schwarzenegger wore it in the movie “End of Days” and made of the wristwatch the collectible timepiece it is.
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger was born July 30, 1947) is an Austrian American bodybuilder, actor, businessman, and politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of the state of California.

Schwarzenegger began weight-training at fifteen. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 22 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Schwarzenegger has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has written several books and numerous articles on the sport.

Schwarzenegger gained worldwide fame as a Hollywood action film icon, noted for his lead role in such films as Conan the Barbarian and The Terminator. He was nicknamed the “Austrian Oak” and the “Styrian Oak” in his bodybuilding days, “Arnold Strong” and “Arnie” during his acting career, and more recently the “Governator” (a portmanteau of Governor and the Terminator, one of his film roles).

As a Republican, he was first elected on October 7, 2003, in a special recall election to replace then-Governor Gray Davis. Schwarzenegger was sworn in on November 17, 2003, to serve the remainder of Davis’s term. Schwarzenegger was then re-elected on November 7, 2006, in California’s 2006 gubernatorial election, to serve a full term as governor, defeating Democrat Phil Angelides, who was California State Treasurer at the time. Schwarzenegger was sworn in for a second term on January 5, 2007. In May 2004 and 2007, he was named as one of the Time 100 people who help shape the world.

In 1998 Arnold Schwarzenegger, long time collector of watches, visited Audemars Piguet’s headquarters in Le Brassus (Switzerland) in Vallée de Joux. It was then that the collaboration between the legendary watch manufacturer and Schwarzenegger began. One year later, the film “End of Days” was introduced with the Royal Oak Offshore timepiece being worn by Arnold. The collaboration continued and the establishment of an on-going charitable partnership between Audemars Piguet and Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is now the 38th Governor of the State of California, begun.

In 2007, Audemars Piguet and Governor Schwarzenegger introduced no less than three timepieces to their collection of limited-editions. Arnold’s After-School All-Stars, the charity founded by the Governor in 1993, includes a Royal Oak Offshore “Arnold’s All-Stars” Chronograph with date and small seconds, a Jules Audemars Chronograph & Perpetual Calendar and a Jules Audemars Dual Time power reserve. The proceeds from the sales of just these three timepieces are expected to raise nearly $1.5 million for the charity.

After-School All-Stars provides comprehensive after school programs that are fun for kids and also keeps them safe and helps them achieve success in school and life by improving kids’ lives by nurturing their minds, bodies and spirits through programs that incorporate independent learning, academics and enrichment activities. After-School All-Star serves 35,000 youth annually through after school and summer programs in 15 cities across the country.

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Fresh off his wife, Maria Shriver’s very public traffic offenses – driving while talking on the cell phone and parking in the red zone – the “Governator” Arnold Schwarzenegger has made the same boo-boo when he left his silver Porche in the red zone.

FYI, according to the California Driver’s Handbook, stopping, standing, or parking alongside a red curb is prohibited.

While the action star and governor was not issued any tickets (in an interview with Jay Leno, he has even admitted he’s never been issued a ticket at all since he took the office), he has admitted his fault and even said that everyone makes mistakes.

Browsing the tweets of celebritydom we found this little treat tweet from Arnold Schwarzenegger in Baghdad:

View him speaking to the Troops on Vidly!

Arnie’s Twitter (1,435,678 followers)

… beat the crap out of your Governor.

True fact, when you live in California with Arnold Schwarzenegger as your gov. I love LA. She is such a show biz town.

~Posted Horiwood.com, Hollywood, California USA 11.23.09~

You may have heard that there’s money to be made in pointless sequels to classic movies. That’s the idea behind Predator: The Sequel, which is currently filming here in Austin, Texas. Although the movie will feature the classic, be-dreaded alien, the story looks to be much different than the original. For one, the roughnecks you see in the picture above won’t be there. The movie stars Adrian Brody, Topher Grace, and Walt Goggins. Apparently, the three play brothers who’s father has just died. They embark on a voyage of self-discovery on a train through India, and, on the way, learn something about each other, and themselves, and each other. Also, the movie is called The Darjeeling Limited.

Robert Rodriguez has done some great stuff in the past, so who knows, maybe Predators will be great too. But, after the news that he was turning his faux trailer for Machete into a full-length feature, I’m wonder if he’s just looking for excuses to cut stuff up.

Here’s the next podcast of the Celtic Rebel v/w Stygian Port “Dinner With Andros” series [in stereo]. Technically, it is the show prior to the last, so when we say things like “last time,” we are referring to a podcast that you’ve yet to hear. Clear as mud? Don’t worry, it will get even more confusing after we release the next one.

This one doesn’t require as much of a “warning” as the last, and should offend far fewer people. Still, I wouldn’t recommend cranking it out of your car stereo, as it will undoubtedly result in the cool kids not inviting you to their parties anymore.

If you are still offended in any manner, please address all vitriol to “ViolatoR” at Stygian Port. He won’t mind. I’ve advised him that “editing,” grants me the power of making him sound like more of an asshole than me [it's possible].

Fans of Stygian Port expecting more of his Ed McMahon’ish color commentator to my Johnny Carson, are in for a pleasant surprise. He really comes out of his shell in this one, getting dangerously close to full-blown “Chatty Cathy” mode. Note what follows him saying, “I don’t really have anything add about the anus.” Anyway, it was nice to see/hear. Feel free to encourage him. Here’s the download link.

If you haven’t heard my fellow Jesuit Coadjutor Jordan Maxwell’s Project Camelot interview, well it’s worth a listen. {*1} As for Jones, I think the below image pretty much sums him up. I’ve spoken my peace regarding Bermas & The Infowarriors.

Didn’t realize Danny Boyle (of 28 Days) was involved in this “independent” foreign film “phenomenon” Slumdog Millionaire. Where’s that vomit emoticon when you need it? The Luciferean promotion business is old hat for Danny. Discussed clip:

Condoms came up last issue too [relevant/important enough to link the image again]. Sorry, it’s beyond irritating for me to hear fools repeat and propagate the slave wisdom of their indoctrination. Here’s a good rule of thumb: if you learned it, were taught it, or heard it, without researching it for yourself, it’s bullshit.

The above [right] shot is from Wanted (2008), and coincidentally, the guy buying them is the complete idiot the protagonist tires of early on. Probably for the best I didn’t see “hippie chick” again. Inevitably, we’d have had to have the dreaded “condom” conversation. Idiots who’ve been conditioned to believe they’re aware and intelligent tend to cling dearly to their indoctrinated belief systems [B.S.]. Thus, I’d very likely have ended up violating her rear entrance, just out of spite (think of it as a “poor man’s life extension technology”).

The referred to Futurama “Godfellas” episode is also worth a view. Just don’t fall into the [programmed] trap of assuming Groenig and company are talking about this nebulous white-bearded God/Dog character and it will make a lot more sense.

For those who haven’t read my entire body of work, the idea of who/what Lucy Fur is, starts here. The discussed mysterious e-mail, arrived in my inbox two hours before publication of my conclusion regarding the lady in question. As for the “fear” tactic, it was a really weird drop during an interview as soon as I mentioned Lucy, followed by some faint far-off sound of a dungeon door closing. Yea, [more] weird/spooky shit. Nothing “new.”

I can’t recall the name of she who spoke of a “fractal fence,” nor the commenter who appraised me of her lecture series. Chime in if you’re here. Speaking of cubing the cube, that Futurama episode (The Farnsworth Parabox) is also amazing:

My first exploration into the meaning of cubes is still relevant, and worth a read for any unfamiliar. I could do a whole analysis of the episode based on my personal growth and wisdom sense, but there’s more important things pending. {*2}

Of [extreme] interest, Matt Groening’s middle-name is “Abram.” The safe bet: not a coincidence. Farnsworth’s statement [below], pretty much cuts to the crux of our reality. For most of us, that god-damned box IS all that ever was or will be.

The Church plays it’s crucial role in the process, getting fools down on their knees to pray to the box that is their prison [contemplated/expanded]. The priest class has long laughed at the expense of the fools they indoctrinate with horse-crap disguised as religion. Relevant: Elvis Costello’s [included] “God’s Comic.”

“Deliver us from evil,” we pray/plead, ever-ignorant of just whom (or what) we are addressing, nor exactly what the hell we’re even asking for. Considering that religion IS ass-backwards and “evil” is the reverse of “live,” perhaps, we are begging to die ignorant and come right back into the box. Repeat.

Speaking of religion, got a good laugh out of the former [Godfellas] episode, when in his quest to find his lost friend, Frye went into the Amalgamated Church and asked, “Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?” By the way, the priest’s answer to the below conversation, was “No.” But laugh not too hard ye atheists, for the only person more ignorant than a “believer,” might be you.

I liked what Lenon Honor had to say on the subject of prayer in one of his video series. He views it as an “energy transference.” By “praying” to some gods we know little of, we feed them, and give them our power. As I’ve been saying, I’m done giving away my power to gods and men. I’m getting the fuck out of this box, and when I do, I’m gonna start taking some of that power back. The Gods better start praying they don’t meet me in the great beyond, lest I sodomize them.

Well, at least they, the hand-maidens of the gods, have a sense of humor; a sick twisted sense of humor, but funny nonetheless. It’s not a coincidence that the church below used the word Deliverance in their title [a movie about men fucking men up the ass]. Metaphorically, the priest class has long fucked their flock up the ass, while in some cases, literally fucking their children in said manner.

I thank Carolyn from Iconoclast Report and Josh from Global Reality for the “church bulletin” pics that I “borrowed.” Worth a laugh: an old [as the internet] list.

Speaking of ass-fucking, I had begun to wonder, some time ago, why Arnold grunts like a “stuck pig,” in EVERY SINGLE ONE of his early movies. Every single one. And it always seems to go on for an unbearably, and uncomfortably, long time.

Listening to the included [audio] clip from commando, free from the distraction of the hypnotizing and lying moving pictures on the screen, I think, makes it abundantly clear as to why. Again, as I surmised oh many times now, every element of cinematic craft/wizardry is scripted precisely, methodically and intentionally.

Based on his past, and my ventures into territory few dare venture [hence, why morons tend to dismiss me as "anally" obsessed], the questions yield answers. For one, the priest class chuckle as it reminds them of the time they spent with little Arnold. Two, they laugh their ass off at the dumb beer-swilling fag-bashing macho dudes in the audience who haven’t the slightest clue as to what they’re watching and eagerly submit/consent to the reprogramming of their mind.

“The individual is handicapped by coming face-to-face with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists.” — J. Edgar Hoover

That’s the quote Stygian Port referred to. Of relevance, in why most who call themselves “truthers will never ever understand the gay agenda, or even why they are who they are [cause, they "do what they want"]. Just this week, my sister reminded me of the South Park episode (“Goobacks“) where in order to change the future (the shape of things to come), the men choose to become gay en masse. Matter of factly, one character states, “We are trying to turn everyone gay so there are no future humans.” In the face of revelation, our laughter is our consent.

Adding to the musical train theme, from my youth, I recall all the media-fed zombie boys who boasted of “running the train” on some girl. Oh you silly boys: to properly form a train, each boxcar needs to be able to couple with the car in front of and behind it. If you don’t understand that yet, don’t worry, you will soon enough.

Stygian after previewing this asked about all the Train songs, and how many more I had. Answer: plenty more where those came from [and none are from the imbecile "run the train" genre]. For example: the Clash’s “Train in Vain” would now be relevant. Oh, and pay close attention to the “Jumping Someone Else’s Train” lyrics; they are equivalent to Howard Biel’s speech from the last podcast [3].

Hm, so train, outside of the last one bound for heaven, the one all you need is [blind] faith to board, also has multiple meanings. Aside from the rear-entry position favored by dogs, and the back-door method, favored by nearly everyone now, it also suggests to “indoctrinate/teach” as one might a pet, or a slave.

Formally defined: “to develop or form the habits, thoughts, or behavior of (a child or other person) by discipline and instruction.”

Thanks to B.L.Donnelly, who raised a good point about the propagation of mind-limiting propaganda, I feel I should start using the phrase “body energy field” instead of “Chakra System.” Who fathoms the potential of the hand? Indubitably, all general knowledge has been corrupted by the priest class, the servants of the vampiric overlords who’s very existence relies on keeping us forever in the box.

Likely not needing mention, if you haven’t already, please drop Jim Morrison, the one with a taste for the back doors of little boys from your list of idols humans. Next time you visit Paris, feel free to stomp on his grave. Wish I had. {*3}

Speaking of “chicken,” The Truman Show may just be worthy of an intimate exploration at some point. For now I’ll just point out a scene that someone really wanted the audience to notice. Carey runs into the twins and twice, the push his shoulder against the advertisement behind him, the camera focused on it.

Who’s the chicken in this situation? We are the chicken. We are the free-range slaves they are addressing (disuccsed in prior article, Statism is Dead vid reaches same conclusion). Just because we’re too blind [via conditioning] to see the chicken-wire, and too ignorant to know it exists, doesn’t mean it’s not there.

From our chicken cage, we go to Nick Cage (as I surmised before, he’s the new Kevin Bacon, connecting every actor to every movie). Though I wrote of National Treasure long ago, I wouldn’t necessarily recommend the article, I was but an infant then [in comparison to now]. Speaking of another Nick, the song “Oh Lucy” was done by none other than Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds. WTF! Synchronicity?

There’s our dear [¿hm, deer-hoof?] little Angelina Jolie making the V for Vagina sign. Alternately, the Luciferan gesture can be interpreted as “fuck me” or you’re welcome to come get a “piece.” Hm, now the jukebox is playing Elvis Costello crooning, “Get your mind off the sweet behind, of our little angel” [not included].

Further supporting the theory logical fact regarding the gender of “the adversary” is how the temptation of the Jesus is even by Church, ahem, Scholars, called the “Temptation of the Flesh.” Well, unless Jesus was a poofer [which he wasn't, another article in the queue], it’s a safe bet there was vagina and titties involved.

After hearing the Vaganally obsessed Prince sing his praise to “Little Nikki,” I can assume he had some inkling as to, at least, what color car she might drive and why she might “park her car sideways, cause it wouldn’t last” [more on that soon].

Speaking of Religion, has it occured to you this whole “Global Warming” hooplah is really just another Religion? Without any evidence, millions now believe something, on nothing other than faith (and some spurious parables/data) alone. Worth a laugh, Park’s “Goobacks” episode featured some idiot bringing up the topic and some “uneducated” redneck smashing his rhetoric with logic a [unindoctinated] child might use, closing with “Fucking Retard!” Here’s a few that fit that bill:

Speaking of “warming,” there does seem to be some heat rising from down under. Yea, inevitably Nicole Kidman came up again. I know I’ve shared her lovely rear with you guys before, but that’s no reason not to share it again. Sorry Elvis!

However, the image annemarie shared with us in prior post does make me reflect and reconsider what I might do to Nicole. That’s one scary fucking cover, man.

The cover also speaks synchronistic volumes of the connection between NIC[k]OLE [¿nice-hole?] and OLE’NICK. So, what exactly to you think, having listened to the clips from Prince’s “tribute,” happens when Little Nicki “starts to grind?” Would that be as in “grind” flesh? Go back and look at the images from last podcast dealing with the meat-grinding Cattle-Barenness from someplace faraway down.

Listen closely to the sections where Prince is screaming and tell me if that sounds like “pleasure” to you. Here’s the other related pics I said I was saving. There are no coincidences folks. But, there is good reason why it’s all becoming so evident.

The Diamond Dogs are just the female variant of whores of the priest class. They are the starlettes that indoctrinate our kids into idol worship, and idleness [as in stunted brain development]. One day, I’ll get around to writing the long overdue article entitled Diamonds are a Whore’s Best Friend, but here’s another image [below] I’ve been looking to offload somewhere. Another bit of “truth.”

That may offend someone, and I guess I need not explain how little I care at this stage. But, many on this quest for truth wear diamonds, thus many “truthers” are whores who’ll never ever look into that mirror of truth. The first [real] step on the quest for truth is to admit you’re a whore. The second, is to stop being one.

Do I even need to get into the lunacy of going [submitting] to the church/state to get “married?” Cap in hand, begging the same “daddy” who despises and mocks you, to bequeath his blessing upon your union [¿would that be "foul union," or "fowl union"?]. The same slave privilege for which homosexuals are presently beating the drums of injustice at the plantation. Surely, the Master is rather amused.

Hm, so Oliver Stone (directed The Doors), Nick Cage [the illuminated seeker], Martin Scorcese (directed The Last Temptation of Christ), and Tom Hanks [symbologist hero extraordinnaire] are all intimately connected to the Vatican. Another coincidence, shirley. Here’s the flying x-box of death we talked about.

Which reminds me, I’m flabbergasted why people are so convinced that “Angels” are good, and “Demons” are bad, or that there’s even the slightest difference between the two. As if before the dawn of time, someone said, OK, all you guys that drink Coke are gonna be on the Devils Team and wear Red, while all you guys that drink Pepsi are gonna play for the Angels and wear White, forever. I guess it was better that than shirts versus skins? Which reminds me, I should probably sodomize a couple of those archangels once I get the hell out of this place.

Now the cabaret is frozen and the laughter comes in cans, and
The lonely hearts club clientele don’t know what to do with their hands

You swear you’ll never go back again, once you’re inside
You’re never the bridegroom, she’s always the bride
You’re not going to do a thing, to our little angel

You’ll come in a sweetheart and you’ll go out a stranger
Well, you try to love her, but she’s so contrary
Like a chainsaw running through a dictionary
So get your mind off the sweet behind of our little angel

Of note, in the mindfuck officially entitled Angels & Demons, said x-box flew into the vortex, while our deer Little Nicole spoke emphatically of “twisters” in Oz. {*4} There’s a lot more on that coming, and at the risk of giving away too much, let’s just say we’ll be “twisting the night away.”

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*1: Here’s a link. I can’t comment on aliens, cause I’ve yet to meet one. The main area I got uneasy is when Jordan’s comments regarding lying sack-of-shit history-distorting social-engineering chicken-hawk Steven-Spielberg came close to praise. [LB]

*2: . Michael over at Hidden Agendas did a full-write up of said episdoe aeons ago, and included oodles of screen shots. For the unfamiliar, here’s my video featuring the movie segment Stygian and I joke about [08:08]. [LB]

*3: I’d guess, that nurture overrides nature, especially when you’re a victim of mind control. Safe to assume Jimmy spent a lot of time being eaten (as pic suggests), before he developed his own taste for “chicken”. [LB]

*4: Last-minute additions. My draft of “Diamonds” talks about how these over-abundant stones are pretty much worthless, unless you’re drilling through/for something. Thus, I can’t help but think this [kk] image is synchromystically related. The “uncomfortable statement” in regards to “twisting” that SP and I laugh about, occurred during the first Dark Knight interview. [LB]

I found this photo of a kitten (1) and Arnold Schwarzenegger (2), and I wondered if I could draw a kitten with characteristics of both.

I first tried to change the kitten (3), then the human (4), then a hybrid of the both (5).

Then I drew a new cat with roughly the same characteristics as (5), but more feline (6). Exaggerated, this became (7).

The problem of making animals have human traits has been solved a long time ago (in the 1930s I believe), so perhaps I should study that for my character designs.

That is all.

The Movie Overdose attempts to contain the apocalypse with a review of Roland Emmerich’s 2012. We chat about how we would change Eddie Murphy for the better, what kind of sequel we want for Star Trek and whether we are glad to see Sean Connery coming back, if only in voice form. Tom slightly dampens the praise given to An Education and Sam revels in the madness of Running Scared and the flawed ambition of Dogma. The conclusion involves a discussion of actors that, no matter what, we always look forward to seeing on screen.

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Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be in Los Angeles today to push for speedy changes to state education laws that would help California earn eligibility for the $4.3-billion Race to the Top federal funding competition by a mid-January deadline.

Legislation to make those fixes is being pushed, in part, by state Sen. Bob Huff (R-Diamond Bar) who serves as vice chairman of the Senate’s Sub-Committee on Education.

Teachers’ unions have opposed the plan, which would, among other things, allow the state to evaluate teacher and administrator performance based on student test scores.

The groups have argued that lawmakers should not be in a rush to make changes for a one-time funding grant, but Huff and other lawmakers have disagreed with that assertion.

“It’s not one-time money,” Huff said. “This $4.3-billion that we are competing for is certainly the opening amount of money, but we’re being told by [Secretary of Education Arne Duncan] that there’s going to be more of this. So to the degree that we’re competitive now, we’re going to be more competitive.”

The Senate has already approved an education reform bill aimed at earning Race to the Top eligibility and the Assembly has yet to pass a similar plan, but lawmakers said this week they hoped to pick up the pace on their consideration of the legislation.

Assembly Speaker Karen Bass (D-Los Angeles) on Thursday defended her chamber’s slower approach to developing a plan, but announced Wednesday that it would move up a public hearing on the legislation from Dec. 16 to Dec. 2 and would plan to bring it to a vote in the body’s Education Committee by Dec. 6.

“Make no mistake, this is a race that will not simply go to the swift – it will go to the sure,” Assemblywoman Julia Brownley (D-Santa Monica), who is chairwoman of the education committee, said in a statement. “We wanted to be sure and include education stakeholders and the public in an open process, believing that full participation builds the strongest Race to the Top application, believing that reaching out our hand in collaboration strengthens our state’s hand in the competition.”

¿Habrá sido manipulado? ¿Habrá sido un descuido? Eso ya da igual, el mensaje subliminal ha salido a la luz!xD

I was born under the warmth of your sunlight back in 1969. I was educated here, I’ve worked here, and have paid my share of taxes to you as well.

This year, however, that sunlight as grown a little dim as I have fallen on hard times by losing two jobs. As such, I have reluctantly resorted to apply for public assistance in order to feed my family.

That alone has been an ordeal in itself: workers that haven’t got a clue, day after day of phone-tag, endless phone calls to the wrong people.

And yesterday, without my knowledge, I learned that my case had been moved from one district to another. Not only that, but I was informed that my paperwork stated I had too much income to qualify for food stamps. Keep in mind I worked a total of 2 hours this month before being let go from my job.

When I tried to call the string of phone numbers to get an answer, not one person was willing to help. Instead, I was given yet another phone number to call and then another and yes, another. And on one call I was even told in a sarcastic manner by a worker, “So why are you calling here?” Because that was the number I was told to call, YOU WORTHLESS BITCH?

As of now I have no answers for anything.

It boggles my mind that you would keep someone with that kind of attitude on your payroll, someone who can’t even handle a phone call correctly or can’t deal with the public, yet an educated individual like myself can’t even get hired for a seasonal position at Target’s Christmas tree lot.

What’s even more upsetting is that this California native did the right thing: he worked and provided for his family, all born in the United States. He’s got the willingness to work and make things better for his family yet your DPSS offices are filled with non-U.S. citizens waiting for their gravy train to come rolling in.

Strangely, they all seem to get what they need once they flash their Resident Alien card while your native son still sits frustrated, head in his hands, wondering what exactly he did wrong. This is the same guy—a Hispanic guy, by the way—who used to make $50k a year doing something other than picking fruit or day laboring, and now he can’t even get a simple answer regarding his claim. Imagine that.

And what burns me still is that once I do get back to work, my tax dollars will continue to fuel a broken system run by incompetent workers and be taken advantage of by people who weren’t even born here. This truly is the Land of Opportunity, unless you happen to be a U.S. native.

Maybe it’s time for me and the family to pack up and move to Mexico so we can take advantage of their welfare system. I’m sure their government would be more than happy to have just a few U.S. citizens leeching off their wonderful system designed to help their country’s natives.

Oh, wait…

It’s been a day of endless phone calls, frustration, tears. I did manage to get a hold of my local State Representative to file a complaint about how my case is being handled because, as of now, there ain’t much left in my fridge and I’ve got a zero balance on my EBT card. And I’d like some answers.

But you know what? To save me the aggravation, I’m not even going to pursue your assistance anymore. No, I don’t want your fucking help anymore because it seems you’re more willing to help those in real need, like the ones I saw at the DPSS office with their Roca Wear jeans, UGG boots and Ed Hardy shirts—and can’t speak a lick of English.

I’ve decided that it’s just not worth the trouble to ask for help if you’re a U.S. citizen, and I thank God my father served in the Army and fought in Korea so that my family can be denied the wealth of freedoms and benefits all those illegal aliens so easily get handed to them on a daily basis.

Rest in peace, Dad. You fought a good battle.

It’s at a time like this when I no longer wonder why I stopped going to church. There’s no point in putting your faith in anything, especially an Invisible Sky Wizard or Flying Spaghetti Monster, when what you encounter here on Earth shows no sign of progressing or improving.

And all things considered, it wouldn’t be too outlandish to think that the last days of  my life will not be spent in a state whose system refused to help me at a time me and my family needed it most.

I may have been born here, but I probably won’t be dying here. No, I’d rather go peacefully elsewhere without having to recall the problems I encountered the one and only time I needed a handout, and where my corpse won’t be a burden to anyone.

Just lay my carcass in the cold, cold ground of a state that might want me to be there. Let it decompose and feed some worms in Montana or Minnesota because at this point, I don’t even want my rotting flesh to act as California mulch.

But if I do happen to die here, I will have a stipulation in last will and testament to bury me ass-up, and to make sure I have the state’s flag on my headstone so that California can metaphorically kiss my ass, perpetually and for all eternity.

Thanks for nothing, State of California. Thanks for absolutely nothing, you fucking clueless assbags.

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I have 3 papers to write tonight so to express my anger here is every death scene from “Total Recall”

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Again, a celebrity has managed to grace us with his presence. This time it is California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I’m not really sure when he arrived here, but I’ve been really excited about the prospect of seeing him on the base somewhere.

Alas, this is probably not going to happen. His people forgot to sync up his schedule with mine, which is really sad because I was going to try to get him to yell “everybody get down” in the middle of the dining facility.

Actually, I missed him at the dining facility this morning by about 10 minutes. He was arriving at about 8 a.m., and I had to be at work by then.

Of all the people who have rolled through here to include Angelina Jolie, Mark Chesnutt, and other various bands, this is the one guy I actually wanted to meet.

You know, for all the times I make fun of the guy for his accent, I actually admire him quite a bit. He was just some kid from Austria who enjoyed working out. He came to America and made a name for himself in bodybuilding competitions and then movies. Today, he’s the republican governor of one of the bluest states in the country.

I’m glad he’s here, but I still hold out hope that I can meet him.

I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard any of those Arnold crank calls, but most of them are made with these soundboards. They contain buttons that play certain lines from Arnold’s movies. Hours of fun!

(Photo captured from Terminator 2)

Who says Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t act? He’s done mythical god, superhero villain, evil robot from the future as well as, in the six years since 17th November 2003, Republican governor of California.

In the 80s, at the height of his ‘acting’ career Schwarzenegger became buddies with President Reagan. They were both ‘actors’, they both hated socialism, they hit it off. Leading such different, yet similarly hectic, lives though, how could the friendship continue? And grow stronger? Such emotionally turbulent times…Rather than dragging him into the jungle to fight a super-advanced alien killing machine, Arnie followed his buddy into the Republican Party. Democrats are just “girlie men” anyway (Arnie quote).

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Since becoming Governor on 17th November 2003 Schwarzenegger as shown himself to be quite right-wing. Not in a namby-pamby British way though- “I say, get on your bike and get a job please”. One example for you, he was against amending the Three Strikes Law in California, which promises a 25-year-to-life sentence for committing any 3 crimes. That’s more like, “Steal an apple one more time and you will be terminated”.

He has also shown his sense of humour with this cleverly coded letter to Californian Democrats after vetoing a bill of theirs:

To the Members of the California State Assembly:

I am returning Assembly Bill 1176 without my signature.

For some time now I have lamented the fact that major issues are overlooked while many

unnecessary bills come to me for consideration.  Water reform, prison reform, and health

care are major issues my Administration has brought to the table, but the Legislature just

kicks the can down the alley.

Yet another legislative year has come and gone without the major reforms Californians

overwhelmingly deserve.  In light of this, and after careful consideration, I believe it is

unnecessary to sign this measure at this time.

Sincerely,

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Ronald Reagan was also Governor of California, before reaching the big one – President of the United States. At present, Arnie couldn’t be considered for that post as he was not born in the USA. Some republican supporters have been campaigning for an amendment to the constitution which would remove this condition. It did happen in The Demolition Man. And The Simpsons Movie.

Is it irresponsible to really, really want this to happen from an ironic point of view? Think of it. The sheer ridiculousness of seeing it happen beats my concern for the world’s superpower being led by a man with (far) more biceps than brains. It is not impossible though, and with the Republicans needing a revival, Schwarzenegger could be it.

Couldn’t be worse than President Sarah Palin.

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Kill Them All!

Behind The Scenes

ya man Stallone still goin in at 62!?!?! WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWW…… matter fact, not even wow…. LEGEND!!!!! lol

Looks official…..the cast line up is crazy

Si bien hasta ahora no hay nada confirmado para esta cinta – ni siquiera una fecha de lanzamiento – lo cierto es que los rumores de la nueva versión de Conan siguen corriendo. La sorpresa de esta semana vino de boca del director Marcus Nispel, que aseguró que si bien quiere que el protagónico quede en manos de alguien poco conocido, está interesado en llamar a Dolph Lundgren para participar, aunque no dio a conocer en qué papel. Obviamente, es un movimiento arriesgado, pues es muy posible que el principal quede de pronto opacado por su segundo, y más si tiene detrás un nombre con tanto peso como el de este actor.

So I figured since we are already in the mood for Stallone with last blogs update on possible Rambo 5 plotlines-wait, Rambo movies have plots?!! Anyway I just saw the official trailer finally for The Expendables! The all star cast action movie that’s written and directed by Sly himself! This movie is a throwback to 80’s action flicks and is sure to deliver the goods! Lots of explosions, machine guns and one liners! I found out that the trailer has been up now for a week or so but I don’t care-I just saw it for the first time ( plus a couple weeks ago when I checked it was taken down for some reason) and it looks like alot of fun! I still can’t believe Van Damme turned this down-what a shmuck! check it out…