Photoshop Lessons – How To Photoshop Your Gremlin Kids Into A Star Wars Poster
The Dimwit DiaryWell, I don’t know what the deal is with you dimwits, but I have a hundred nieces and nephews. At least it feels that way. It might as well be a hundred when they’re all gathered for the holidays, running around the house biting and screaming like a bunch of rabid animals. The worst is, now some of them are into Star Wars. They’ll go around for hours with their toy lightsabers, hacking away at my shins, and stabbing me in the neck. I swear they’re lucky they’re cute kids, or else I’d take those lightsabers and snap them right in half. Whoops, sorry about that, young Skywalker. I’m hungover and trying to take a nap. Now go bug your parents, and give your uncle a break with the dangblasted lightsabers already. Cripes almighty. I hate Star Wars with a passion. Today’s Photoshop lesson, I will teach you how to Photoshop your gremlin kids into a Star Wars poster so that they’ll leave you the crap alone. With any luck, maybe they






