Fuck, I can’t believe I’m still counting with Roman Numerals. Does anyone even know what fucking number that is? Anyways, as you know Thanksgerie is this week, so of course I’ll be d… more →
Toph SpeaksToph wrote 1 month ago: Fuck, I can’t believe I’m still counting with Roman Numerals. Does anyone even know what … more →
Toph wrote 1 month ago: I haven’t been on a first date in fuckin’ forever. Not gonna lie, there’s somethin … more →
Toph wrote 1 month ago: I figured the best way to kick off the blog to redemption was to do an Ask Toph, right? Believe me, … more →
Toph wrote 1 year ago: So, we’re continuing the last Ask Toph, and I’m tackling all of the emails I get about love, ladies … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Back in 1999 a lot of things were happening. I had just graduated high school, and the whole world w … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask mysel … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: I have so much to complain, praise, and yell about I’ve decided to just wrap it all into one … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: GP are you with me? Does anyone remember Kirk Franklin? I used to love Kirk and God’s Property … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Snappinin, my loves? Let’s get dirty, shall we? Today is a beautiful 70 degree day here … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: I thought, since I have picked up so many new readers, I should give you the Best of Ask Toph. It … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Somehow, Glamour magazine gets delivered to my door every month. I’m not sure how, but I think … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Am I now a Niners fan? No. Is she hot? Yes. And that’s what I am here to do, bring you hotness … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Howdy! As you can see, I have the Texas blues. It’s okay, guys, it happens. I’ll be okay … more →
Toph wrote 2 years ago: Dear god it’s been a while, hasn’t it? Have you all missed me? Well, fuck you, too. I … more →
Toph wrote 3 years ago: 2006 was crazy. What more can I say? It started off in a large cozy apartment in Dallas. I was worki … more →
Toph wrote 3 years ago: Gobble, gobble, bitches. I’d like to take the chance to do some sexy reflecting of all the thi … more →
Toph wrote 3 years ago: No, I am not doing a Malcolm X thing, this is the 10th installment of Ask Toph. I can’t believ … more →
Toph wrote 3 years ago: – Toph, shown here with children who hate him. It’s simple: Some people don’t like … more →
Toph wrote 3 years ago: photo by Ray I have a lot of emails to catch up on, so let’s get started. No rants this week. … more →