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Twas the Night Before XXXmASS!196 comments

Jag wrote 1 year ago: A RAoR clASSic By the talented RobsessedMuch & HAWT pics by Melbie <3s Twas the night before … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, Merry RobmASS, Happy H00ridays, Twas the Night Before XXXmASS!

Moving on... Looking and Laughing at the LAST WFE LA Pics!7 comments

Amber wrote 1 year ago: And now, to move on from Rob’s “business” to other fun topics, cause seriously, we … more →

Tags: rob pattinson, Water for Elephants, rob, Robert, pattinson, rpattz, photos, goofy rob, rob's got balls

Things look different in the light of day...298 comments

Jag wrote 1 year ago: or do they? When I first saw Rob’s Eclipse Premiere suite, I did not like it, at all. Why you … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, Eclipse, Rob Burgundy, Unguarded Moments

Ménage à trois avec Georges Duroy, Part 1232 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Oh yes, you knew it was coming right…no surprises here.  Robert Pattinson as Georges Duroy get … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, videos, animated gif, bel ami, Three-Ways with Robert Pattinson, Video, Georges Duroy, Menage A Trois, dirty french things Id like to do to Rob

Robert Pattinson Powered by Lust?!?539 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So our latest Rob sightings have him at Bel Ami costume fittings and doing a little research in the … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, bobby long, WTF, new moon, google giggle, show him God up against the stacks, Robert Pattinson Powered by Lust?!?

Robert Pattinson...Wrap u (them) around me!670 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: When it comes to Rob I think everyone has their favourite um part. Y’all know mine is his swee … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, the gutter, Remember Me, new moon, checkin out his junk, Doggy-style Rob, Junk on a rope *groan

The Summer of 2009 and some Remember Me AssCandy in NYC642 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: As of today, we’re 64 days and counting away from the Remember Me movie premier staring Robert … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, the gutter, Remember Me, new moon, RobPorn, Edward Cullen, jizztastic, I wanna bang Rob

What's Rob been doing behind closed doors?651 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Back in November, Robert Pattinson confirmed that when he’s hanging out he like to Google hims … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, manties, i.am.died, jizztastic, Robnana nut muffin jeans, best fucking jeans ever

In 2009 Robert Pattinson talked and we swooned...395 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: jizzed, panted and revved up our Hobos! Robert Pattinson gives damn good Audio! The accent, the lack … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, Mp3s, erection, RobPorn, audio jizz, throw your panties, Robert Pattinson says pussy and we die

Has Robert Pattinson been finding his way to RAoR?362 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So the RobDrought ended yesterday with a little Grizzly Rob doing karaoke RAWR! How many days had it … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, new moon, Edward Cullen, belts are prohibited, best fucking jeans ever, waves to Rob I know you're reading this, Robert Pattinson like to Googles himself, look no Craptastic ON Dad shirt in this post

Robert Pattinson's shirts in review...the PECtacular and the CRAPtastic384 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Well, it’s been a rough year for Rob and his shirts. We’ve seen some GOOD, we’ve s … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, RobPorn, The Wardrobe, cannes, Robnana nut muffin jeans, best fucking jeans ever, best fucking t-shirt ever

Robert Pattinson: The Rear in Review492 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: …I mean the YEAR in review…heehee no I don’t! It’s time to gaze at drool ove … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, RobPorn, the gutter, new moon, ass gazing, peekaboo AssCandy, Rob needs to snap on the suspenders and swagger his fin

Deck the Halls with tons of Robbie...365 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz…jizz jizz jizz jizz! Nothing says the Holidays like Robert Pattinson … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Vanity Fair, the gutter, best fucking jeans ever, Merry Christmass, Happy Hole-idays, Jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz, only pic we've seen of Rob lately has him looking like

Total Request Rob! New AudioBites!366 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So ever since the Remember Me trailer came out and well… a certain f*ck interview last week, m … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, new moon, Mp3s, Remember Me, audio jizz, best fucking jeans ever, dood your 23 burn that shirt, one fine AssCandy angle

RPattz Video Romp - The Church of St. Mattress edition159 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Happy Saturday PattinAngels! I have a surprise for you…introducing my NEW RAoR Contributor Rob … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, new moon, kristen stewart, videos, Video, i.am.died, on my way to heaven get the HELL outta my way, Robsten safe zone

Exclusive: Robert Pattinson at the New Moon Premier in LA303 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So as many of you may already know, my bestie Jen over at www.myrobertpattinson.com camped out for d … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, Dammit Rob wear the Stoli already, New Moon Premier, His Holy Hotness in the MotherFucking Flesh, fancy homeless people, close enough to dry hump!

The Seven Wonders of Robert Pattinson (okay Ten Wonders LOL)346 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: Yea so trying to write a Seven Wonders post about Robert Pattinson is an epic fail. DAMN there is so … more →

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Confessions of the Robsessed - the Reader Edition466 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So last month, I made a few rather embarrassing confessions to you guys.  I shared some of my dirty … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, WTF, Remember Me, peekaboo manties, confession by JAG, Robsessed confessions, You guys are hiding shit I know it

Rob-o-lantern? Robert Pattinson pumpkin carving stencils376 comments

Jag wrote 2 years ago: So last week Jen over at www.myrobertpattinson.com (where I listen to Rob Radio all the time) told m … more →

Tags: Robert Pattinson, twilight, Edward Cullen, new moon, WTF, Rob-O-Lantern, The prize is really lame, Asscandy-o-lantern, lumber-o-lantern


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