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It is the early afternoon, and we have an appointment to make at American Tires. Toyota recommended that I purchase new tires six months ago. My two front tires are bald and making metal sounds. 182 more words


The Good Slut Si

Not much excited her because she had been let down so many times in her life.  She would admit to a mild case of curiosity at best. 1,397 more words

My hardcore thighs...

So MJ was whacking my butt and legs with one of those hand warmers on a neck thing… you know, the ones that you boil and then snap the metal thing inside to heat up? 64 more words

Units of fucking measure

attn: @stronglang RT @dmoren: A lot of you seem to be really into what kind of shit tons we’re talking about here. pic.twitter.com/5sa9CRPYb3

— Ed Cormany (@ecormany) …

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Always that choice

I always get the same choice…

“Either my c**k is in your mouth in the next 5 seconds or I’m going to ram it up your a**e!” 46 more words