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Shorty-Shorts

It is the early afternoon, and we have an appointment to make at American Tires. Toyota recommended that I purchase new tires six months ago. My two front tires are bald and making metal sounds. 182 more words

Non-fiction

The Good Slut Si

Not much excited her because she had been let down so many times in her life.  She would admit to a mild case of curiosity at best. 1,397 more words

My hardcore thighs...

So MJ was whacking my butt and legs with one of those hand warmers on a neck thing… you know, the ones that you boil and then snap the metal thing inside to heat up? 64 more words

Units of fucking measure

attn: @stronglang RT @dmoren: A lot of you seem to be really into what kind of shit tons we’re talking about here. pic.twitter.com/5sa9CRPYb3

— Ed Cormany (@ecormany) …

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Swearing

Always that choice

I always get the same choice…

“Either my c**k is in your mouth in the next 5 seconds or I’m going to ram it up your a**e!” 46 more words