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Jessica Alba Post-baby Update
We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality. We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby. We know Lake doesn’t like the pregnant lady shots. As the resident Assologist I have just one question, what… more →
Us Versus Them
Mom, I want to major in Assology!
msleacortez wrote 7 months ago: One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time! Me: i dont have much of an ass but dammi … more →
Jessica Alba Post-baby Update
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Brock Hardon wrote 1 year ago: We all know Jessica Alba is UvT Quality. We all know Jessica Alba just had a baby. We know Lake do … more →
Kim Kardashian Dancing With The Stars Break
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drap … more →
Kat DeLuna And Other Horrible National Athems
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Listen, if you’re destined to be an R&B star, an actress or even just a solid citizen, jus … more →
Change Has Come: Evolutionary Thickness Right Before Our Eyes
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country. Yes, all ov … more →
Sponge Broad Square Arse: Angel Lola Luv!
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Albany, NY is the State Capital of New York and a hotbed for progressive ideas around education. So … more →
It's Official: Angela Simmons Has Stepped Her Game Up
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Some of us thought it was a fluke or maybe a nice camera angle. Maybe, but Angela Simmons has DEFIN … more →
Thick Sorta-Rican, Likely Asian Woman: Tila Tequila Got Ass?
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: You know we try to keep an eye out for unexpected arse and thickness. I mean, sometimes it just jum … more →
Thick Amanda Cicchini: The Saga Continues
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Boy, I was just chillin out, reading up on my UvT when I saw Brock’s post on that wild Amanda … more →
Angela Simmons: Where'd She Get That Ass?
Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: So I’m bumping around the web (do people still call it ‘the web’?) and I run into … more →
Some Pictures Don't Require Words
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: But when have you known me to stay quiet? And yeah, I know I’m late and this picture IS fairly … more →
Thick White Woman Alert: USC Soccer Star Megan Ohai
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: All I know is that somebody needs to check the post count ‘for he be talking about Lake fallin … more →
The Ladies of Summer
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: I’m not feeling very creative, funny or inspired, so I figured I’d hook up a post for th … more →
Idiot Bloggers Got This J-Lo Thing All Wrong...
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Everyone knows I’m about as in tune with the issues of American womanhood as any real man coul … more →
Bow Wow Checks Some Video "Vixens"
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: I’m still totally faded right now from the C’s win and the aftermath, but I would be rem … more →
Beauty and a Beast
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: All this synthetic talk requires me to bring it back to some wholesome goodness that only the lawd c … more →
Are You Gellin'? The Kardashian Arse Debate Rages On
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: If you’re a loyal reader of UvT you know there has been a crazy debate about Kim K’s ass … more →
New Kind of "Flavor" of Love: Buckeey Sex Tape
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good. Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the god … more →
Mini Thunder: Tiny Tail Appreciation Day
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Lake Arlington wrote 1 year ago: Sometimes you see something that let’s you remember what the days were like before the Vida Gu … more →
