Blogs about: At War With The Pole
Happy Father's Day, Fellow Pole-Preventers
offthepole wrote 5 months ago: Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there enjoying our day. This is the day our children re … more →
The Boob Tube
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offthepole wrote 7 months ago: Sad thing is, I know my readers. And chances are pretty good that with the post title alone I garner … more →
Aren't "good" things supposed to come in 3's?
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offthepole wrote 8 months ago: So, the topic of this post was supposed to be completely different than what you will absorb beyond … more →
Does This Mean I Get to Hit Someone With A Chair?
offthepole wrote 8 months ago: (clink) (clink) (clink clink) (twist twist twist) (glunk glunk glunk) Oh, who am I kidding? Make it … more →
I am the Paul Coffey of Parenting
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offthepole wrote 9 months ago: My readers from the D or who are sports fans have seen the title of this post and have a pretty good … more →
Reach Out, Reach Out and Strangle Someone
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offthepole wrote 9 months ago: Holy shnikies! It’s a post! Ummmm, yeah. Sorry about that, gang. You’re favorite neuroti … more →
Thanks for reading...
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offthepole wrote 12 months ago: I’m a day late, I know, but if you people aren’t used to me being an erratic (read: lazy … more →
The world welcomes another daughter to hug...and thus keep off the pole
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offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Big shout out to frequent poster Adawg this morning. He and his wife welcomed a baby girl into the w … more →
Holy Hoo-rahs, Batman!
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offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Ah, Halloween. Tis the most magical time of the year. For those of you who don’t know, I get waaaay … more →
TAG! You're (an) I(dio)T!!!
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offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Ahhh genetics. Aren’t they adorable? Sure! Of course they are when you are crossing the red fl … more →
I enjoy Weirdo being an ass.
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offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Short post here, but one I believe to be perfectly emblematic of the ongoing struggle I face as a fa … more →
Trying to "squeak" out a victory in the war
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: So, it’s apparent that, as a parent (see what I did there?), I’m not dealing with the whole some-day … more →
I'm a great dad. Period.
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a while since I rapped with ya. (Bonus points to anyone who can … more →
Teen girls made pact to get pregnant - Associated Press
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offthepole wrote 1 year ago: (shudder) http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g798CHaazwkE1E0TMQv8AZ60Bj1wD91DKPI00 One father was a … more →
When less is more, as in anxiety for dad
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Let me start by saying this post was originally supposed to be about the stripper leg tattoos (glitt … more →
Happy Father's Day, Fellow Pole Preventers
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: Happy Father’s Day to my fellow dads out there who are striving to raise their daughters (and … more →
Pole Position for the Atari? Good. For My Daughter? Stroke-Inducing…
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: I get that there are Euros aplenty who swoon at the thought of capturing the Pole Position for some … more →
Apologies...
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: So, it’s been a while since I posted. I’m trying to religiously post an Adventure every … more →
"Daddy, what are Apple Bottom Jeans?"
offthepole wrote 1 year ago: There can be nothing sweeter than taking your little girl to a Daddy/Daughter Dance, right? I mean, … more →
