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Greeting Card Blues

So does anyone else choke when trying to write in cards?

A couple of days ago, I was writing in a card and things were going pretty well.  132 more words

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In case of wild dogs, please call ...

While I was out walking early one morning, I had a thought: “What if I keel over, or get chased by wild dogs, or am hit by a car?” (Because I think about these kinds of things during my morning walks.) 279 more words

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You Mothersmurfer...

I’ve never really gotten into the Smurfs. I literally don’t understand them. This is what happens when you insert the word “Smurf” for whatever the hell you want! 117 more words

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Plane Protips

So in less than 24 hours, I’m getting on a plane to move to York, England for a year. In celebration of this momentous event, I’ve compiled some of my most treasured tips and tricks for flying on airplanes from my vast experience doing so over the years. 241 more words