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Wobbling in Woodinville

After arriving in Everett, where we actually live, not in Seattle, thank goodness, we soon wanted, like everyone else up here, to take advantage of the secretly beautiful summer into fall weather.  874 more words

The Cost of (NOT) Living

When we decided to leave North Carolina, at least for now, and transplant 2,786 miles to the left coast, just north of the Socialist State of Seattle, in Everett, Washington, a common question was “Yeah, you will be retired and drawing a decent check from the retirement system here, but won’t the cost of living out there eat up the difference even with your new job?”  There is more than one way of looking at this.  1,106 more words

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Greeting Card Blues

So does anyone else choke when trying to write in cards?

A couple of days ago, I was writing in a card and things were going pretty well.  132 more words

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In case of wild dogs, please call ...

While I was out walking early one morning, I had a thought: “What if I keel over, or get chased by wild dogs, or am hit by a car?” (Because I think about these kinds of things during my morning walks.) 279 more words

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