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You Mothersmurfer...

I’ve never really gotten into the Smurfs. I literally don’t understand them. This is what happens when you insert the word “Smurf” for whatever the hell you want! 117 more words

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Plane Protips

So in less than 24 hours, I’m getting on a plane to move to York, England for a year. In celebration of this momentous event, I’ve compiled some of my most treasured tips and tricks for flying on airplanes from my vast experience doing so over the years. 241 more words

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The Marketing Dance: Doing The Jerk part Two

In The Marketing Dance: Doing The Jerk, our last bloggette, I dissected the wrong way to get anyone to be interested about you and your stuff on social networks; where you act like those cheap commercials on Late Night TeeVee with the announcer yelling at you: “Wait, WAIT, there’s more…” 1,701 more words

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“A Tale of Two Teams”

I watch in agony as two of my precious children find themselves caught on a collision course with each other that will leave one experiencing the sting of heartbreak and the other grabbing for the next rung on the championship ladder. 318 more words

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Billy Beer*

*My manager snapped an exemplary photograph of this six-pack of Billy Beer, which some neighbors actually paid her to remove from their garage sale. To my dismay, my manager reported the cans are empty. 23 more words

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