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S.C.Rouge

    He woke with a sense of terror, spine chilling visions of a ghostly apparition hovering eerily at the base of his bed “Are you S. 749 more words

Stand Alones

Macaroni Cheese on Christmas Day

“I have a dream”

I must thank Martin Luther King for a cracking opening line!

Ever since Christmas gained its cheap and tacky appeal I’ve had a dream; Macaroni Cheese on Christmas day as I veg out on darkly inspired DVDs to combat the cheerful smiling sop that pollutes the TVs rosy lens. 635 more words

Serious Writing

Humour in a shade of apocalyptic fury!

PS: There’s a reason people say I’m weird with a capital W!

It was the winter of discontent, hell on earth, raining brimstone and fire upon the scorched ground… 175 more words

Stand Alones

Doctor Doctor...

Doctor: So you’re ill?

Patient: I feel like crap

Doctor: Do you suffer any conditions or illnesses?

The doctor opens his notepad, gets a pen… 339 more words

Stand Alones

How to avoid the unavoidable?

I offer a simple quandary;

If a man is his own worse enemy, how does he escape himself?

How does a person with control issues manage his own control systems? 55 more words

One Liners

Humour, at least I hope!

Jesus at the mound, feeding the 30.000

“Good news; I can make this packed lunch stretch, Bad news; All we have is marmite sandwiches and tofu cubes” 21 more words

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